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Walked into the wrong apartment! Hilarious story!

Hardlover

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Was in the urge to poon and saw a few ads for 7361 near Gilmore and Dawson and one of the girls looked real good so off I went to her Apartment building. After arriving at her door I buzzed and was greeted by this lovely looking Asian girl. She spoke very good english in Canadian accent and was wearing a lululemoon pants and a long camisole with bra straps. :D I was like damn! I hit the jackpot.

Anyways long story short I ended up going to the wrong apartment and coincidently she had also placed an ad on craigslist to sell her couch. Infact I had already given her the money and she said less but I said thats all I have. I tried to sit down beside her but she got up. She asked me if I have any help to pick it up, and I asked her what for and she pointed to her couch!

After this everything went downhill and suffice to say I was extremely embarrassed and she couldnt understand what was going on. Im just thanking my lucky stars that I didn't went grabbing her or kissing her or went to her washroom for a shower, since I was about to do it since she wasnt making any movies and I was wondering why she isnt into it or making any moves!

Anyways, the whole thing was pretty awkward and embarrassing and I admitted that there has been a huge misunderstanding and I was actually looking for someone else and bailed out of her apartment. :rolleyes: After this obviously my desire to poon was no more and I returned back with blue balls. I still dont know how the heck it happened, I usually never mix up, it seems the lady on the phone got her apartment number mixed up or I just couldnt understand her accent and ended up going to the wrong apartment! :confused:

An interesting experience nonetheless and I was up giggling all night in my bed like a mental. :D
 

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pardner, THAT post should be made a sticky for sure, HL! :pound:

dang good thing you didn't drop yer trousers and head for the shower - you would have gotten out with a hard-on to be met by Constable Ms. Ball-buster of the VPD!

imagine a face-full of Mace followed by a billy stick to the balls!

you made a good recovery though, i hope she gave you yer money back! :D

did you tip her $20 for her time? lol
 

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Aww Hardlover I'm sorry to laugh at your expense but that is the funniest story I've heard in a while!! lol. Luckily you got out of there sans mace and/or charges :p
 

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Think this was done as a prank? Someone making up an ad with this persons info etc, after being there before you :pound:??

I wonder how often thats happened in general :eek:?
yeah, maybe that was her ex's couch she was selling and he was geting even with her! :pound:
 

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imagine a face-full of Mace followed by a billy stick to the balls!
Maybe that's what he went there for? ;)

Seriously that is funny and I hope it turned out okay.

A couple of years ago when Craigslist was still running SP ads, I called a lady up but it was the wrong #. When she answerred I said I was calling about her ad on CL to which she said "Yes?". So I go on to ask her about her rates and she says "Rates for what?" I should have known by now but I said "The rates for your services." At this point she jumps into some rant about WTF am I talking about, her services and am I some kind of f***ing pervert and so on. She was still yelling as I hung up the phone. Then a few minutes later some guy calls me and starts up, who the f*** am I and why am I calling his GF and he's going to kick my ass, etc, so again I hung up. I kept my phone off for the next couple of hours and never heard back.
Atleast your encounter wasn't as psychotic.
 

uncleg

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Sounds like an LAG story, except that it would have ended on the six o'clock news................:p
 

GATSBY

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But you gave her the money? Why would you give her money if it wasn't for the couch? Then you said you were looking for someone else? She might have caught on maybe, but did you get your money back?

Funny experience though. Was it a nice couch?
 

Hardlover

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But you gave her the money? Why would you give her money if it wasn't for the couch? Then you said you were looking for someone else? She might have caught on maybe, but did you get your money back?

Funny experience though. Was it a nice couch?
Yes I gave her the money upfront -- I always do.
When I met her I said I called for your ad on craigslist and she was like yeah and showed me the couch, I thought she asked me to sit down so I sat down and she sat down too. Immediately I started praising her looks (honest praises) and she was flattered, I asked her if she is going to GYM or something since she had extremely fit body and fuller breasts. We talked around for a bit with some awkward conversations at the top of my head as she seemed clueless and looking at me. I gave her the money, she counted and said its less? I thought she was B&S me so I straigtly told her thats all I have and she thought for a minute and took it.
For whatever reason she asked me if I have any help to pick it up? At first I said yeah thinking that she was refering to my limp dick and a blowjob but then it turns out she was talking about her couch (black newer leather recliner). It was very embarassing as I didnt knew what to say, or do and I think she got a hint, she looked perplexed and horrified and I bailed out after asking my money back. :(
 

uncleg

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So, what happens when you run into her again somewhere, you with a girlfriend/SO and her with her psycho Bob boyfriend/So and she points you out to him.................
 

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For whatever reason she asked me if I have any help to pick it up? At first I said yeah thinking that she was refering to my limp dick and a blowjob but then it turns out she was talking about her couch (black newer leather recliner).(
rotflmao!!! dang hardlover... this story just gets better with the telling! remind me not to got out for beers with you - i might need a lift to the friggin' hospital! :pound:
 

blazejowski

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Damn, you must've slinked out of that place with your tail between your legs... LOL
That is too funny...
 

GATSBY

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Too bad it didn't have a happy porn fairy tail ending where you tell the girl you want to test the couch and she just rides you on it ;) Better luck next time!
 

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Sooooo funny... you were praising her looks!!! (she was flattered) LOL!!!
She asked if you need help to pick it up!!!!!!!
BAHAHAHA!!!!

HILARIOUS.
thanx for the laugh.
xoxox,
jxxx
 
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