VLT's pick-up joint

[Thelyhi]

I went to a hotel on Main Street during my lunch break,kill some time playing VLT's.I lost. I left and rested by a fence,along came a buxom blonde in a tight top and mini-skirtapproached me.
She asked me if,"I wanted company?"I couldn't hear her as the wind and traffic volume were ear-splitting.She repeated the question again.I politely replied,"I lost."
She mention this amount of dollars and goes up for tips service.I turned her down,but I was listening.She mustive saw me playing the machine,heck she even saw my dismal payout not enough to buy a postage stamp."Maybe tomorrow" I said to her leave me in my lost$ sorrow.
First time place and got picked up.Sweet.Part 1

 

[Thelyhi]

Part 2
So the next day I went back to play some more VlT's and lost big time,she wasn't there,near lunch break over and met at the door,had a brief chat,after work.
Got me all excited for the rest of the afternoon,only tobe rub with a lost of arousal.Met her at the hotel outside quoted the service and amount...She wouldn't say what it was.If paying need to know what your gonna get.No half and half for those rates she walked off.
I ask if there will be showers.She got abit stern,"Why do you want a shower .I don't know which room I'm gona get!"On top of that there was to be no showering before hand.
So I walk away with $ for the week-end.What kind of flea bagged hotel without showering and quoted unspecified activity? So sad.
Best to stick with SP

 

[Babar]

What? The first post, at least, contained sentence which had a subject, noun and verb. The second post made no sense whatsoever.

While I'm as guilty of chit-chat as the next guy (okay, not as guilty as LS or Avery...) I think its important to point out that this is the escort review board not the "I saw a streetwalker the other day and missed her name have you ever seen her before" board.

That's all.

Now if somebody wanted to PM me on where I could find a nice BBBJ from an SP 35 or under, I'd be one happy perbert.

 

[Thelyhi]

Actually 5 gals worked there,3 blondes 2 brunette.3=40's,1=30's,1 in the mid 20's.
Thanks

 

[niceman]

which hotel is this on main or is this a joke?

 

[Avery]

While I'm as guilty of chit-chat as the next guy (okay, not as guilty as LS or Avery...)

You called?

But, at least our chit-chat is understandable. I had to read Thelyhi's post two or three times to figure out what he was saying. I still don't know what this means: "Got me all excited for the rest of the afternoon,only tobe rub with a lost of arousal." In any case, girls who work hotels on Main aren't on my hit list.

Now if somebody wanted to PM me on where I could find a nice BBBJ from an SP 35 or under, I'd be one happy perbert.

Well, Zoe has left us for Japan, another has seemingly disappeared, and a third one that I know of is very much YMMV on that score, and not likely to provide it in the first encounter.

 

[Babar]

I like to shine the bat signal into the Perb air from time to time. It makes me feel safer knowing that you and LS are around. The number of credible reviewers is dwindling.

Send me the 3rd name in a PM. If its YMMV, I'm willing to take a couple test drives before I put the top down.

Apparently there were 5 ladies in the bar though and being a respectable joint we can assume all five were working. Even though he had to go outside to meet one the first time.

The upside though is that I think I have finally settled on a signature line for my posts...