Yet another wild ride at the VIP “Celebrating Canadian Beaver” event. Harvi and Ruby provided the refreshments and the ladies provided the beav… The costumes offered a rare glimpse into diverse cultural representations of our home and native land with Daphne, Dior and Trisha garnering prizes for best dressed. Below is my stream of semi-consciousness reflections from an anthropological perspective. I don’t know what that means either but it sounded scholarly. I apologize to any ladies left out but I need sleep.
To paraphrase American patriot Patrick Henry, “Give me Liberty or give me Toni. But preferably give me Liberty and Toni.”
“What does a guy have to do to get arrested here?” (Steverino to RCMP Constable Trisha)
“Assume the position.” (Constable Trisha to Steverino) “Which position would you prefer?” (Steverino to Constable Trisha).
Your bartenders for the evening will be sexxy and sinsational (Lexxy and Serena)
“Did I just see Pamela Anderson?” ( aka Odette Harlow)
“She wore a pearl Necklace….(and she wore it really well- Astrid)
“and now for final jeopardy. The answer is Dior. The question is “where is the tightest place on earth.”
“If you like it cowgirl, well then you’ll love it Kelli and Jules style.” The hats were a nice touch. My mother always told me to beware of smiling cowgirls.
Colonel Daphne wants you! If wearing those red fishnets under the uniform doesn’t increase enlistment nothing will.
She made the gentlemen rise from the ashes (Phoenix).
I am feeling up some good Karma. And she doesn’t seem to mind.
“A girl’s best friend (Bridgett).” And if you don’t believe me just ask Trisha.
“Who can resist Neil Diamond?” Words spoken by the hottest DJ in town—the irresistible Isabella-- just before being chased from the sound system by Dior.
“Have paddle will spank” (the not so innocent Payton). Yes, the cultural references are getting more obscure.
“Take your vitamins; then come see me.” (Gerri with an evil grin on her face).
To paraphrase American patriot Patrick Henry, “Give me Liberty or give me Toni. But preferably give me Liberty and Toni.”
“What does a guy have to do to get arrested here?” (Steverino to RCMP Constable Trisha)
“Assume the position.” (Constable Trisha to Steverino) “Which position would you prefer?” (Steverino to Constable Trisha).
Your bartenders for the evening will be sexxy and sinsational (Lexxy and Serena)
“Did I just see Pamela Anderson?” ( aka Odette Harlow)
“She wore a pearl Necklace….(and she wore it really well- Astrid)
“and now for final jeopardy. The answer is Dior. The question is “where is the tightest place on earth.”
“If you like it cowgirl, well then you’ll love it Kelli and Jules style.” The hats were a nice touch. My mother always told me to beware of smiling cowgirls.
Colonel Daphne wants you! If wearing those red fishnets under the uniform doesn’t increase enlistment nothing will.
She made the gentlemen rise from the ashes (Phoenix).
I am feeling up some good Karma. And she doesn’t seem to mind.
“A girl’s best friend (Bridgett).” And if you don’t believe me just ask Trisha.
“Who can resist Neil Diamond?” Words spoken by the hottest DJ in town—the irresistible Isabella-- just before being chased from the sound system by Dior.
“Have paddle will spank” (the not so innocent Payton). Yes, the cultural references are getting more obscure.
“Take your vitamins; then come see me.” (Gerri with an evil grin on her face).
