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westwoody

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Another Asian Debacle:

Called last week because they were at the west end no-tel mo-tel. Since Portage got torn up going anywhere in Wpg is a nightmare for us Headingly folks.
There's 3 ads using the same number and I strongly suspect it's all the same woman. I found old ads with the same pics and number from a few years ago all across Canada. When I texted they never asked which lady I was inquiring about. I asked her name in person when I got there and she said one that's none of those three.
Very prompt replies when booking but on arrival had a very long wait for the door number. An omen that I should have left.
Pics are enticing but fake of course, I checked and found all three right away. I'm used to that but there's still a chance it will be a decent looking girl, or at least in the ballpark.
In this case korean about 5'4" and close to bbw, a completely shapeless blob of a figure. Fat puffy face. Age about 40? No english and she had no translator app.
Room quite clean. No stench of rotting garlic like most korean ladies. She didn't spit or hack anything into a bedside garbage can like chinese ladies.
Had planned on an hour ($240) but took half hour ($140) once I saw her in person.
Started off with sort of a massage, no oil or technique, just her grabbing and tugging on bits of flesh. She didn't even have massage oil WTF? Absolutely unskilled hj and bbbj, then she climbed on top. Frenzied cowgirl with her jumping up and down. Only took a few minutes for me to say enough and throw in the towel. Her skill level is minus 100 on a scale of 10.
Ad promises all kinds of things, costumes, lingerie, nuru etc, none are available. Tried asking and she just shrugged her shoulders and gave a nervous laugh. I took that as a "No". Extremely misleading.
Recommend FUCK NO!!!
Repeat? Not in million years.
 
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jgg

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Another Asian Debacle:

Called last week because they were at the west end no-tel mo-tel. Since Portage got torn up going anywhere in Wpg is a nightmare for us Headingly folks.
There's 3 ads using the same number and I strongly suspect it's all the same woman. I found old ads with the same pics and number from a few years ago all across Canada. When I texted they never asked which lady I was inquiring about. I asked her name in person when I got there and she said one that's none of those three.
Very prompt replies when booking but on arrival had a very long wait for the door number. An omen that I should have left.
Pics are enticing but fake of course, I checked and found all three right away. I'm used to that but there's still a chance it will be a decent looking girl, or at least in the ballpark.
In this case korean about 5'4" and close to bbw, a completely shapeless blob of a figure. Fat puffy face. Age about 40? No english and she had no translator app.
Room quite clean. No stench of rotting garlic like most korean ladies. She didn't spit or hack anything into a bedside garbage can like chinese ladies.
Had planned on an hour ($240) but took half hour ($140) once I saw her in person.
Started off with sort of a massage, no oil or technique, just her grabbing and tugging on bits of flesh. She didn't even have massage oil WTF? Absolutely unskilled hj and bbbj, then she climbed on top. Frenzied cowgirl with her jumping up and down. Only took a few minutes for me to say enough and throw in the towel. Her skill level is minus 100 on a scale of 10.
Ad promises all kinds of things, costumes, lingerie, nuru etc, none are available. Tried asking and she just shrugged her shoulders and gave a nervous laugh. I took that as a "No". Extremely misleading.
Recommend FUCK NO!!!
Repeat? Not in million years.
I thought you were over yellow fever?
 

westwoody

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I thought you were over yellow fever?
Doesn’t help working with three gorgeous asians, so I keep hoping and hoping…maybe the next one will be like them.
Taking October off after this shitshow.
 
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She let me inside, I looked at her and left, I thought that was the correct response for bait and switch. It is very easy guys, and saves a lot of disappointment and $$$.

Mr Woody

I thought your advice would have been to do the same!

ESPECIALLY when your blob description was ever more accurate and concise than mine
would have been.

I would have gone more to an overstuffed sausage trying to burst her lingerie at the seems!
 
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Another Asian Debacle:

Called last week because they were at the west end no-tel mo-tel. Since Portage got torn up going anywhere in Wpg is a nightmare for us Headingly folks.
There's 3 ads using the same number and I strongly suspect it's all the same woman. I found old ads with the same pics and number from a few years ago all across Canada. When I texted they never asked which lady I was inquiring about. I asked her name in person when I got there and she said one that's none of those three.
Very prompt replies when booking but on arrival had a very long wait for the door number. An omen that I should have left.
Pics are enticing but fake of course, I checked and found all three right away. I'm used to that but there's still a chance it will be a decent looking girl, or at least in the ballpark.
In this case korean about 5'4" and close to bbw, a completely shapeless blob of a figure. Fat puffy face. Age about 40? No english and she had no translator app.
Room quite clean. No stench of rotting garlic like most korean ladies. She didn't spit or hack anything into a bedside garbage can like chinese ladies.
Had planned on an hour ($240) but took half hour ($140) once I saw her in person.
Started off with sort of a massage, no oil or technique, just her grabbing and tugging on bits of flesh. She didn't even have massage oil WTF? Absolutely unskilled hj and bbbj, then she climbed on top. Frenzied cowgirl with her jumping up and down. Only took a few minutes for me to say enough and throw in the towel. Her skill level is minus 100 on a scale of 10.
Ad promises all kinds of things, costumes, lingerie, nuru etc, none are available. Tried asking and she just shrugged her shoulders and gave a nervous laugh. I took that as a "No". Extremely misleading.
Recommend FUCK NO!!!
Repeat? Not in million years.
A sombre two minute silence in honour of the veteran takedown............................... and Reveille.
 
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