Vienna Banks - Incall Review

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Met with Vienna last week so here's my 2-cent review:

I’m always unsure about what people want to know regarding someone they’ve never met, especially when it comes to sex; everyone’s looking for something different. For instance, I think it would have been helpful to know that when Vienna Banks leans on the balcony railing of her well-appointed incall condo, the underside of her supple ass cheeks will peek out the bottom of her silk shorts on purpose, one of the many not-so-subtle lures she’ll employ. Or that she does an amazing job holding her lace panties off to the side so you can taste her at your leisure, even while her eyes roll back in her head, without impediment. Or that when she arches her ass up and scoots back towards the edge of the bed she will watch you as you press inside her, eyes wide like an owl in the mirror across from you, until you’ve given her everything you have. These things are important when you’re dealing with a self-proclaimed succubus, if only for your protection.

Some people just want the stats, so let’s look at Vienna by the numbers:

7 - Both the number of times she shot me a look so desperate, so hungry, that I thought I might actually be in danger AND, coincidentally, the number of times I had to stop her from making me come prematurely.
12 - The number of times we both agreed we should switch positions before she then started slowly gyrating herself back against me, leading to more fucking in the same orientation.
1.5 - The approximate amount of water (in Litres) we collectively drank before/during/after we each got so sweaty that we glistened in the low bedroom light.
11/2 - The amount of times she asked/pleaded/begged to come, full-on pouting at times, vs the amount she was allowed to.
5? - The number of times she didn’t ask before playing with herself, each of which needed correction. This stat was legit hard to track because I think she was sneaking them in while I wasn’t looking, perhaps on purpose, trying to get caught.

Maybe there’s someone looking for the all-important acronyms, so here’s a few you won’t find on her ad:

WTAF (What The Actual Fuck) - Included in most sessions I believe, it’s what comes out of your mouth when she bobs up and down on your cock while looking back at you, her ass wiggling happily by your face, her pussy begging to be fingered.
AYGW (Avert Your Gaze, Woman!) - This is a standard command, used to repel the devilry a Pacific Northwestern succubus may employ upon you with her eyes while in their company. Not terribly effective.
PPN (Pink, puffy nipples) - Terribly effective.
JFC (yeah, Him) - He can’t help you here either but it won’t stop you from calling out his name in vain.

I spent 3 insane hours with Vienna Banks and I can honestly say I’ve had few introductions this steamy, this surprising, this fulfilling. I don’t know what’s going on three time zones West of me but there’s very few companions in the GTA this cute and affable, this deeply sensual and present, at this age or at these rates. She’s an elite provider, whatever that means to you, comparable to any top-tier lady you’re likely to encounter on any coast, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s considerably costlier in the near future. Yes, she may leave you devoid of one less soul than you showed up with but you’ll gladly pay that sum to spend just a little more time with this sweet demon.

As always, YMMV.
 
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