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Damaged

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chunst said:
I do a lil bit of GHB, smoke a lil crystal, pop half a V, shave my pouch, slip on a black rubber glove, lift the window shade, apply the lube/vaseline mixture, lie back on my roomates big yellow sofa, strum until the V kicks in, and then beat my rock hard pecker like it owes me money for hours and hours. I get caught all the time by my roomates girlfriend, and peolple on the street see me too. Luckily I'm a handsome drug/masturbation fiend, and everyone accepts that and even thinks its cute. I cant find a sp that will watch me for long enough though. Why not, Im paying?

Uhh...you need a glove before you'll touch your own pecker? That's pretty screwy.
 

chunst

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The glove? I forgot to mention that I'm a glazier, all day long I work with glass. You dont know agony until you've had to remove a long sliver of glass from your helmut.
 

PeterLongwood

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chunst said:
The glove? I forgot to mention that I'm a glazier, all day long I work with glass. You dont know agony until you've had to remove a long sliver of glass from your helmut.

And that's one experience I'll be happy to avoid. Ouch.
 

Damaged

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chunst said:
The glove? I forgot to mention that I'm a glazier, all day long I work with glass. You dont know agony until you've had to remove a long sliver of glass from your helmut.
Yep, that would be a good reason. I'd rather not think about glass shards in my pecker.:eek:
 

twoblues

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bigmoe69er said:
What exactly do you mean by that comment, Twoblues? Are you sayng that the shipment never reached you or that it was taken away from you at the border?


---Dr. Moe
Didn't even reach me. Customs sent me a letter stating that I needed to show just cause or prescription. I didn't feel like going through the hassle so I let them slip.
 

hedonistic

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allday chemist

Ive had problems with them also have ordered on 3 occassions 2 of them havent arrived argued with visa got credit on one of them lost on one.

Excuses after excuses the one shipment of viagra that did arrive.. Two friends got sick one got pretty seriously sick... I took the pills to the doctor he sent them to a lab and the results that came were just sickening....I flushed them all down the toilet...
Id sue them but they are sitting in India with a us telephone number.:eek:

If you need them pay a little more get the real stuff and stay from the generic stuff from a bunch of so called chemists that are sitting in India and mixing and matching and painting them blue and sending them to you as viagra....

Or try the herbal stuff.
 

InTheBum

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Do the following...

LAG, I already told you this, but will say it again...

Go to a clinic, and tell the Dr. you need some viagra to try. Tell him you have never used it before, and he might give you a sample pack. If not, ask him to give you a presciption for 100 mg tabs...then break them into 1/3. You definately dont need to go higher...100 mg tablet costs $16 or so...for $5 to $6 per session...not bad for having a throbbing wand!
 

Asianguy69

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Cialis

Hi, just picked up some Cialis, was wondering if anyone has tried it? Some questions i have are once you are hard, do you remain hard even after you have ejaculated? Insite would be helpful?
 

KansasCitySunny

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Hi, just picked up some Cialis, was wondering if anyone has tried it? Some questions i have are once you are hard, do you remain hard even after you have ejaculated? Insite would be helpful?
Cialis work great. No you dont remail hard after your ejaculation. it only happens when you get aroused. It work pretty much for 2 days....
 

Asianguy69

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I see so i take it that Viagra is the one to take then to stay rock hard after ejaculation? Is this true??
 

Sir Jim

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Cialis makes your face look like you just got out of a sauna for two days and Viagra makes you look that way for about 12 hours. I find they make my eyes a bit blood shot and I feel quite warm all the time from them.

Your downtime is reduced but you do lose your erection after ejaculating / orgasm.

Just go see you Dr. and tell him you want to try some. I promise you that the last three guys in to see him ahead of you all asked for it as well.
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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I saw a young guy after he had taken Viagra. Poor guy was like a rabbit on speed. He had seen a girl before me, me, and then later went back to her again. :eek:
 
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