chunst said:I do a lil bit of GHB, smoke a lil crystal, pop half a V, shave my pouch, slip on a black rubber glove, lift the window shade, apply the lube/vaseline mixture, lie back on my roomates big yellow sofa, strum until the V kicks in, and then beat my rock hard pecker like it owes me money for hours and hours. I get caught all the time by my roomates girlfriend, and peolple on the street see me too. Luckily I'm a handsome drug/masturbation fiend, and everyone accepts that and even thinks its cute. I cant find a sp that will watch me for long enough though. Why not, Im paying?
Uhh...you need a glove before you'll touch your own pecker? That's pretty screwy.