After a posting hiatus for no reason other than laziness I thought I would go out and see what I could get myself into. Perhaps going back to my roots and kick it old school. Well for me that would be a one room school with a slate and having to ride a horse to school uphill both ways and when the horse got tired I had to carry it.
But back to the trouble I like to get into. I found another free trial to LiveLinks so I dialed it up. For those that don't know it's 403 355 3333. You are on your own to find the free trials. Spent some time thinking of an ad that would draw the ladies in from near and afar. Wasn't too long and I was reeling them in. That and the fact there were only 2 local ladies on. I thought I would try my luck with Veronica.
Said she was 25, 110lbs and 5'10" and Chilean with long black hair. Said she was attractive and she could hold a conversation without gaps and with good grammar. This could be a start. Bantered back and forth and finally set up a time/place. It was an apt.complex in Inglewood. I've had some good times in Inglewood apts. so why not?
I'm given the address and make my way north to Inglewood with the address and directions she gave me. As I get closer I come to the realization that the address isn't really to an apt. complex but actually to an old folks home. This was strange. This would be new. All I could think of was Golden Girls. That and Mona from Who's The Boss?
So I quickly call and she explains that she is just watching the place for her mom. Who am I to judge? I buzz the number and I'm in the door. There is that old folks smell. That and the walkers and wheelchairs. I guess I can blend in with my cart. Stealth Slim. Stealth. The Master of Disguise.
Up the elevator with Mortimer and Randolph. A little chat with some friendly chaps and I'm on the required floor. I was wondering why pork bellies were dropping in price.
I knock on the door and I'm let in by Veronica. She seems alright. She wasn't 5'10" she was more of 5'1". Well that was an ok surprise. I must have not heard her right. Either way she was alright looking. Had that Chilean look. 25 would be about right. Had a black minidress on. She did look like she has had children. She did have a little in the middle. No problem. The donation was left on the table. 1/2 and 1/2 for 100 Alex.
I got undressed and soaked in the surroundings. It was an older folks apt. that's for sure. The table. The doilies. The TV set. Was that a Victorola??
There were pictures of grandchildren and family photos. I'm going to lose my erection. Oh wait she has my johnson in her mouth. That's much better. I slowly block all those things out. Except for this one dude. He had long hair, a robe and he had his arms out. Jesus Christ would you stop staring at me?
After some oral action with no ball cupping I asked for her to go on top. She mentioned she doesn't go on top. Well....... I never. Ok. We decide on another position. Missionary. Yep. The old go to position. Who doesn't want to do that marvel of ecstasy?
So after awhile of mish. I mix it up and do legs up. Legs down. And back with legs up. I'm good at what I do. The whole time eyes are closed. Hers. Not mine. That's fine she wasn't bad to look at in the the face area. She had nice features and was moaning nicely. I liked that. Now that baby bump area is where I averted my attention from just accentuated the positive. Kept on using my moves. I looked back and I swear Jesus had turned his head.
I rotated a few more positions to stretch out my pooning dollars. Decided that the heat in the room and all the old lady knick knacks were wearing thin and decided to pop. Loaded up the condom the only way I know how. Laid there exhausted for a minute and then got up to clean my willy. Nothing like using Grandmas bathroom to wash up. Who keeps old Avon containers anyway?
A quick rinse and I'm dressed and out the door.
Was decent VFM. $100 for the package deal was good. It wasn't a 15 minute quickie and she didn't really limit it to a time but for the session. Makes me think she's just a non-pro looking for a buck or two when needed. She never took her minidress off. Just hiked it up so I can't comment much more than that. Not a bad time but probably wouldn't repeat.
Jesus would have wanted that way.
I Am.
Sure He Was Looking At Me.
SlimShady.
But back to the trouble I like to get into. I found another free trial to LiveLinks so I dialed it up. For those that don't know it's 403 355 3333. You are on your own to find the free trials. Spent some time thinking of an ad that would draw the ladies in from near and afar. Wasn't too long and I was reeling them in. That and the fact there were only 2 local ladies on. I thought I would try my luck with Veronica.
Said she was 25, 110lbs and 5'10" and Chilean with long black hair. Said she was attractive and she could hold a conversation without gaps and with good grammar. This could be a start. Bantered back and forth and finally set up a time/place. It was an apt.complex in Inglewood. I've had some good times in Inglewood apts. so why not?
I'm given the address and make my way north to Inglewood with the address and directions she gave me. As I get closer I come to the realization that the address isn't really to an apt. complex but actually to an old folks home. This was strange. This would be new. All I could think of was Golden Girls. That and Mona from Who's The Boss?
So I quickly call and she explains that she is just watching the place for her mom. Who am I to judge? I buzz the number and I'm in the door. There is that old folks smell. That and the walkers and wheelchairs. I guess I can blend in with my cart. Stealth Slim. Stealth. The Master of Disguise.
Up the elevator with Mortimer and Randolph. A little chat with some friendly chaps and I'm on the required floor. I was wondering why pork bellies were dropping in price.
I knock on the door and I'm let in by Veronica. She seems alright. She wasn't 5'10" she was more of 5'1". Well that was an ok surprise. I must have not heard her right. Either way she was alright looking. Had that Chilean look. 25 would be about right. Had a black minidress on. She did look like she has had children. She did have a little in the middle. No problem. The donation was left on the table. 1/2 and 1/2 for 100 Alex.
I got undressed and soaked in the surroundings. It was an older folks apt. that's for sure. The table. The doilies. The TV set. Was that a Victorola??
There were pictures of grandchildren and family photos. I'm going to lose my erection. Oh wait she has my johnson in her mouth. That's much better. I slowly block all those things out. Except for this one dude. He had long hair, a robe and he had his arms out. Jesus Christ would you stop staring at me?
After some oral action with no ball cupping I asked for her to go on top. She mentioned she doesn't go on top. Well....... I never. Ok. We decide on another position. Missionary. Yep. The old go to position. Who doesn't want to do that marvel of ecstasy?
So after awhile of mish. I mix it up and do legs up. Legs down. And back with legs up. I'm good at what I do. The whole time eyes are closed. Hers. Not mine. That's fine she wasn't bad to look at in the the face area. She had nice features and was moaning nicely. I liked that. Now that baby bump area is where I averted my attention from just accentuated the positive. Kept on using my moves. I looked back and I swear Jesus had turned his head.
I rotated a few more positions to stretch out my pooning dollars. Decided that the heat in the room and all the old lady knick knacks were wearing thin and decided to pop. Loaded up the condom the only way I know how. Laid there exhausted for a minute and then got up to clean my willy. Nothing like using Grandmas bathroom to wash up. Who keeps old Avon containers anyway?
A quick rinse and I'm dressed and out the door.
Was decent VFM. $100 for the package deal was good. It wasn't a 15 minute quickie and she didn't really limit it to a time but for the session. Makes me think she's just a non-pro looking for a buck or two when needed. She never took her minidress off. Just hiked it up so I can't comment much more than that. Not a bad time but probably wouldn't repeat.
Jesus would have wanted that way.
I Am.
Sure He Was Looking At Me.
SlimShady.
