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Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

vanessa kelly

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Looks like we have a few night owls ....I never knew staying up past 10:00pm could be such fun ...lol... MF at first I thought you where joking and when he picked a spanking I was like allrighty down with the pants :D...Cock in hand leading him over to you ....he was so sweet and he definitley left a happy man ....

VK
 

mistressfreyja

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Come my way baby, and I`ll show you the way to nocturnal bliss....er, I mean insomnia....haha.
Looks like we have a few night owls ....I never knew staying up past 10:00pm could be such fun ...lol... MF at first I thought you where joking and when he picked a spanking I was like allrighty down with the pants :D...Cock in hand leading him over to you ....he was so sweet and he definitley left a happy man ....

VK

You know it!I couldn`t kick the cabby out fast enough, after! VK is all chatting him up, and I had made very sure he knew he was leaving directly afterward. Too funny, I think he was a little frightened of me!!!! You just might be too....though your rope skills probably far exceed mine.
Grins - I was asleep when this thread started and now it's clear to me why I had dreams of driving a cab................very weird.

We Westcoast Ladies are missing ur horny ass! LMAO. Come be a voyeur through your lens.....A duo with VK and I is a direct order! You can spank HER for that. LMAO.
I am not sure which has been more enjoyable, the cookie thread or the cabbie story.
silly? yes? funny ? yes?
I think we need more silly.. so keep up the good work
Mikedeloupe

You are SOOOO bad. Forever pushing my buttons, so to speak! You are so quiet.....I never saw that coming. LMAO!!! Oh, and a duo with VK is a DIRECT order. You are such a BAD boy! Lemme at those nipples......
ok that does it, I have heard too many stories about cab drivers.......... I wanna be a taxi driver now... Anyone else?

Freyja & Dre VK you ladies could pay me in cookies......:D

http://www.sunshinecabs.ca/employment.html

Props! It`s a clever attempt at a limerick....though it took me reading to the second line to decipher the code. Like a prof used to say to us, KISS. hee hee
Her gal pal did forget her iPhone
So Freyja called dispatch: "Where's my phone?"
The cabbie returned
And now he has learned
How a spanking can lengthen your guy-bone!

:)

/fit
 

mistressfreyja

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Funny you should say that....haha.

Happy Holidays to you, too! And...get up to your naughty potential during this season! CHocolate is good for some things!!!! That's sweet, and I am sure that someone would be getting spanked!

You two are sooooo naughty! Sounds to me like you BOTH need a good spanking. VK, I am shocked senseless! ;-)

Hopefully we can get together soon. Have some holiday merriment and cause a little trouble. Love to meet the beautiful Mistress Freyja too!

Hooligans........ ;-)
 

PuntMeister

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Haven't logged on for a few days. Teaching pool and why not to bet with people you don't know to some young morons. Collected the winnings in beer. Just emerged from a comatose state. Read this thread. Holy shit. Immediately started drinking again. But the spanking bits kept me clicking those little ascending numbers in the bottom right corner. Oh no, "bottom"; that was a prophetic thing to say in a spanking thread. Crap, now there must be a limerick for Eddie in there about prophetic, pathetic, etc.... Oh shit, I have fallen into this muck hole and can't get out. Time to pass out again. Nighters all.

-Punt.
 

PuntMeister

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LMAO. I won't save ur response cuz you may want to edit it to read more sober. LMAO.

Punt-on, Punty! XOXO.
Reads just fine to me. But then, I am still half-baked. What is this editing thing anyway? Some new Perb feature? Nope, Freyjd Knot. Gawd spank me if I ever read too sober. Oh shit, there I go again. Down into the muck hole. Ugggh!

Frey-on Freyja! You rock! XOXOOOO and a few open palm paddy-whacks with tounge lingering deliciously across upper lip.
Thunk! (sound of head hitting hardwood). Peace, Love, and a tickle trunk full of your favourite toys for Christmas.

=> Punt
 
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