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Vandal Vyxen Review

Misterbeaver

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Oct 10, 2012
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Saw Vandal Vyxen on her most recent sojourn here. Let's get the not so good things out of the way first. Booked my time with her easily enough. Was about 5 min from the location and got a message from her touring partner - VV was running late, push back an hour? - I was not travelling far so it was not a huge deal so, OK, no problem. An hour later, about to leave again, another message - VV is not back. Push back the time but no ETA? - Ugh, ok fine but I said my flexibility is now limited. At the absolute last possible moment I get the greenlight to come down. I get there, msg for the room. About 5 minutes after our supposed start time I finally get the number and head upstairs (side note, this is the 3rd french lady in a row that has kept me waiting that extra 5 minutes, make of that what you will). Location is downtown, decent enough hotel but not one of the better ones despite what her ad said. I get off the elevator and it smells like the entire floor is soaked with the smell of perfume and smoke. I am like "great, I know where that is coming from." The smell actually subsided a bit by the time I got into the room but still potent. Maybe the hotel was having a convention of travelling escorts… I didn't seem to carry it out with me when I left but since it was in my nostrils I was smell-blind and had to hope I wasn't too obviously smelly (yes I showered super thoroughly after). Lastly, VV herself was, pretty quiet, not chatty at all. She asked almost no questions apart from positions we should do etc. She was nice enough and all, but certainly not interested in talking and I had to get her attention to say goodbye after we were done. So those are the complaints.

Now, after all that, holy crap, VV is superb at what she does. Looks wise, what a beautiful girl. I love the alt-look she has but if you dropped all the trimmings you would still have a crazy crazy hot girl with an amazing body. She looks younger in person than her pics. Great hard deep oral skills. Messy and loud and her mouth roamed all over. She delivered everything promised, lots of squirting and hot CIM finish. I am not often one to comment specifically on the quality of the front entrance, but lord you would never ever guess her line of work - As tight and well finished as the day she rolled off the assembly line.

Would I repeat, not likely. She is after all quite pricey (though it was not as much as some people have reported - tree fiddy) and while she was super good, the BS I went through is not worth it. Maybe it's asking a lot but if she was as personable as some of our local stars I would repeat. But I also suspect that there are touring ladies at that price point who have a bit more charisma and talents at least as formidable. Lucy Lake or Amanda Schmanda, who I have not seen, spring to mind.
 

blazejowski

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Dec 20, 2004
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Saw Vandal Vyxen on her most recent sojourn here. Let's get the not so good things out of the way first. Booked my time with her easily enough. Was about 5 min from the location and got a message from her touring partner - VV was running late, push back an hour? - I was not travelling far so it was not a huge deal so, OK, no problem. An hour later, about to leave again, another message - VV is not back. Push back the time but no ETA? - Ugh, ok fine but I said my flexibility is now limited. At the absolute last possible moment I get the greenlight to come down. I get there, msg for the room. About 5 minutes after our supposed start time I finally get the number and head upstairs (side note, this is the 3rd french lady in a row that has kept me waiting that extra 5 minutes, make of that what you will). Location is downtown, decent enough hotel but not one of the better ones despite what her ad said. I get off the elevator and it smells like the entire floor is soaked with the smell of perfume and smoke. I am like "great, I know where that is coming from." The smell actually subsided a bit by the time I got into the room but still potent. Maybe the hotel was having a convention of travelling escorts… I didn't seem to carry it out with me when I left but since it was in my nostrils I was smell-blind and had to hope I wasn't too obviously smelly (yes I showered super thoroughly after). Lastly, VV herself was, pretty quiet, not chatty at all. She asked almost no questions apart from positions we should do etc. She was nice enough and all, but certainly not interested in talking and I had to get her attention to say goodbye after we were done. So those are the complaints.

Now, after all that, holy crap, VV is superb at what she does. Looks wise, what a beautiful girl. I love the alt-look she has but if you dropped all the trimmings you would still have a crazy crazy hot girl with an amazing body. She looks younger in person than her pics. Great hard deep oral skills. Messy and loud and her mouth roamed all over. She delivered everything promised, lots of squirting and hot CIM finish. I am not often one to comment specifically on the quality of the front entrance, but lord you would never ever guess her line of work - As tight and well finished as the day she rolled off the assembly line.

Would I repeat, not likely. She is after all quite pricey (though it was not as much as some people have reported - tree fiddy) and while she was super good, the BS I went through is not worth it. Maybe it's asking a lot but if she was as personable as some of our local stars I would repeat. But I also suspect that there are touring ladies at that price point who have a bit more charisma and talents at least as formidable. Lucy Lake or Amanda Schmanda, who I have not seen, spring to mind.
Surprised she didn't try to pull the "well, VV is busy, why don't you see me instead" that she always does...
 

Avery

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Excellent review, Misterbeaver! Congratulations on including all the negatives without resorting to personal attacks on the SP.
 
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