Vancouver girls in a nutshell....

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HA!!! You know she went through the bags an examined every single thing before turning it over to is... No baked goods, no apples, nothing that wasn't in factory packaging (so no repackaged bulk candies...) and no gum lol
never take candy from strangers.... Lol
Well that musta sucked on halloween:confused:[/QUOTE]
 

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I see, I see... Hope My ignorance didn't offend! I grew up down town and my moms life rules went something like... Always be honest, always be polite, never talk back to your elders, never go to surrey, always wear clean panties, never take candy from strangers.... Lol
LOL Not at all...Like I say, I cling to having grown up in White Rock, which means never having to say you're Surrey...
During my university days, my boyfriend was a guy who grew up in the Arbutus Ridge area, and a high school classmate of his once referred to me as "that girl from outside the neighbourhood"...it's all perspective.
 

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Q: what do you say to a man from surrey dressed in a suit?

A: please rise...
 

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Oh god, the Ho Zone hasn't been around in yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssss. Losing Delaney's was a greater loss. They had pretty good food there. Seriously, most people in Surrey drive out of Surrey for their nightlife. Otherwise, it feels like an awkward highschool reunion.
I feel that way every time I go to the Sandpiper Pub...
 

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That joke is dated. Everyone knows that they now wear their best Affliction shirt. Bros gotta bang, bro. Bros gotta bang.
chuckle... i guess you're right!

although i see the murderers and rapists going into the courtrooms with their lawyers on the evening news, and they must be wearing the lawyer's kid's graduation jacket because the sleeves are halfway up their forearms and they couldn't button them up if they tried :D
 

Man Mountain

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The "Gastown Girl" is actually Gossip Girl actress Leighton Meester. I've rarely seen a girl as lovely as Leighton Meester anywhere in this city! And it turns out that "Yaletown Girl" is actually Tamara Ecclestone, a British-Croatian socialite, television personality and model according to wikipedia. I didn't bother to check the other images but it's not looking like any of these ladies are "Vancouver girls" at all. :p :D

Edit: And I almost forgot... Not one of those girls is in a nutshell!!! :D

 
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The "Gastown Girl" is actually Gossip Girl actress Leighton Meester. I've rarely seen a girl as lovely as Leighton Meester anywhere in this city! And it turns out that "Yaletown Girl" is actually Tamara Ecclestone, a British-Croatian socialite, television personality and model according to wikipedia. I didn't bother to check the other images but it's not looking like any of these ladies are "Vancouver girls" at all. :p :D
Then, MM, I challenge YOU to come up with so more accurate pics....how do you feel about the pic up lines?
 

Man Mountain

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Then, MM, I challenge YOU to come up with so more accurate pics....
I ain't got time for that! I couldn't even find an actual pic of a girl in a nutshell for cryin' out loud!

 

Man Mountain

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Unfortunately, that's a photoshop job. In the original set, Misa Campo was posing in a Montreal Canadiens jersey! (I know... I was heartbroken when I found the original too...)

 

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UMMM....

..... Back in the 80s, it was the Newton Inn!

True story about the Newton: There was a graffito on the men's room door (so I am told) that read "Whose Your Dandy?"

Underneath, some genious had written "That's 'Who's Your Daddy?', you pildo!"

......
Back in those day,( late 70's -early 80's), the signs on the wall of the pub (to paraphrase) "If you get up to watch a fight your table loses it's beer" and "Check knifes at bar"

Sometimes I think I was luck to escape that era alive :eyebrows:
 

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Miss VanessaofBC.... I'm a Vancouver girl. I would pick my picture to be the Kitsilano girl. :) I just work over the Port Mann bridge, so I only drive into North Surrey on the 152 exit, and then go back to Van! I don't party/dance/dine out there! I'm sure there are some hot spots, I just don't know any of them. Miss Natalie would be the person to ask. :)
 

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Two drunk Surrey girls are walking along a country road (because we still have those here) and they trip and fall headfirst into a ditch, then crawl into a nearby farmer's field and pass out. When they come to, one looks over and sees her friend under a cow, with a teat in each hand and one in her mouth.

"What are you doing?" she shrieks. Her friend spits out the teat, and says "Shut up and help me out...one of these guys has GOT to have a car..."
Ms Erica LMAO too funny!
 
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Look left. Way left.
I see, I see... Hope My ignorance didn't offend! I grew up down town and my moms life rules went something like... Always be honest, always be polite, never talk back to your elders, never go to surrey, always wear clean panties, never take candy from strangers.... Lol
....and a sweet gal like you ALWAYS did what mommy said! LOL :)
 
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