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_TheDarkLord_

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This is my first review, though I’m familiar with service providers, and Valentina is not new to me.

I met Valentina about a month ago after a New Year’s celebration. The booking was smooth and quick. Decently friendly and polite but not overly chatty until the appointment was confirmed.

Her condo is in a respectable area, discreet, clean, and relaxing, a good place to unwind. She has always greeted me warmly, offered me a cold one or water, and our conversation flowed naturally, easing any nerves.

She is a slim, curvy beauty with smooth skin and a sexy, alluring voice. None of the theatric fake whine. She’s confident and knows how to make you feel desired. Her menu is very delicious and I’m eager to try her fetish friendly options (We normally do a mix of GFE/PSE)

The overall experience felt genuine, and I left relaxed and satisfied, already planning my next visit!

Highly recommended.

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_TheDarkLord_

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Feb 14, 2026
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This reviewer had a much different experience. Reality is probably somewhere in the middle?

https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lexxxi-luna-7531-valentina-deville-2960.396024/
I opted not to engage in that discussion for several reasons.

Firstly, during a prior experience with Valentina, I subtly referenced what I had read in that thread. It turned out she has always conducted her business privately (hosting from her own incall), which aligns with my experiences. Thus, the entire story about the downtown hotel and waiting by the elevator seemed extremely implausible from the outset.

Secondly, the tone of the review appears as if it was penned by someone who’s clearly struggling. He shifts from claiming she was “hot enough” to abruptly declaring she’s “not even that hot.” That kind of emotional volatility says more about him than it does about her. My intention is not to criticize anyone — I simply wanted to provide an honest summary of my own experiences, nothing more.

Third, when you actually look at Lexxxi Luna and Valentina side by side, it’s obvious they are two completely different SPs. Different ages, different ethnic backgrounds, completely different looks. Because of that alone, I don’t agree with anything written in that thread. In my opinion, the guy is out to lunch.

That’s why I chose not to engage with it. I stand by my own experience.
 

Shallow Hal

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Lmfao!!! I just noticed this thread. First of all I guarantee Lexxxi Luna and Valentina Deville are the same girl. She changed her name as soon a a bunch of negative reviews came out on her mostly on the baby cow site most of which were deleted because of all the corruption over there. Of course she's going to change her description so that it's not obvious but we're not dumb girl. You could tell they're the same girl by the exact same rude text messages she sends. Identical wording phrasing and style. It couldn't be more obvious.

Secondly I'm pretty sure TheDarkLord is Lexxxi/Valentina herself. Even your words here are very similar to the way you text. And looks like you don't read good lol. I said you were hot enough to fuck meaning if you actually provide the services you say you do over text I would have stayed. I said you are a 7 which yes means you're fuckable. But you act like you're a 10 which you are not even close to being. So yes you are hot enough to fuck but you are not that hot. A 7 is not that hot. So I'm not "struggling" 🤣🤣. If anyone needs help its you. You're the with problems. Starting a fake account to write a fake review of yourself really? How pathetic.
 

_TheDarkLord_

ch0c0latethunder7
Feb 14, 2026
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😂😂😂 You my friend are out to lunch but if you’d like to embarrass yourself you can easily PM me and we can meet at EVO or any bar downtown I wouldn’t mind meeting the creep she’s told me who’s been harassing her. You can clearly see they are two different SPs body type, hair, height, and build don’t match for someone whose entire profile is built off ditching girls and wasting their time I’d expect you of all people to be able to tell their differences. Not to mention I’ve probably spent now close to 3k in visits with her 😂

So because I’m not sure this is a safe place to whip my cock out, or if you’re into guys? I’ll add I definitely don’t swing that way but for the sake of being MEN & having honesty and integrity – we can settle this easily; I’ve got my phone messages with her I’ll even pay for whatever drink you’ll have let me know bud.

My inbox awaits.
 

Shallow Hal

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Ahahahahhahahahaaaa you are so obviously her now I'm 100% sure. Reading your writing its so obvious you're a female. Guys don't write the way you do. Hahaha this so funny makes me laugh listening to YOU embarrass yourself. Nobody is buying your bullshit. Nice try trying to convince anyone you're two different girls. As soon as all the bad reviews came out on you as Lexxxi you switched to Valentina. Sorry too much of a coincidence. And I've talked to other pooners who have confirmed you're the same girl so ya nice try.
 

Shallow Hal

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Oh and I don't "ditch" girls and I don't waste their time they waste mine like you did. If the girl is who she says she is provides the service she says she does and who's pictures are accurate or at least a close resemblance I stay. If not I leave simple as that.
 

_TheDarkLord_

ch0c0latethunder7
Feb 14, 2026
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Ahahahahhahahahaaaa you are so obviously her now I'm 100% sure. Reading your writing its so obvious you're a female. Guys don't write the way you do. Hahaha this so funny makes me laugh listening to YOU embarrass yourself. Nobody is buying your bullshit. Nice try trying to convince anyone you're two different girls. As soon as all the bad reviews came out on you as Lexxxi you switched to Valentina. Sorry too much of a coincidence. And I've talked to other pooners who have confirmed you're the same girl so ya nice try.
Classic keyboard warrior. A simple PM could solve this but instead of contacting me to settle this and meet up you’re continuing here with your shenanigans. It’s beyond evident you have an issue with those ladies, which I’ve only met Valentina but having eyes and a brain can see there’s no similarities. Both girls have active ads, both post different times and locations, like I said I’m not here to stroke your delusion I’m just leaving my honest review the same way you felt you had your experience and left your “story”.
You feel like your entries are valued amongst the community, I can assure you they’re not, and I’ve purposely went out of my way and seen SPs you’ve commented on.

Like I said you’re more than welcome to join me for that drink, inbox is open. “Men” don’t turn down beers or fisticuffs.
 

Shallow Hal

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You're so full of shit everyone can see that. That wouldn't prove anything you'll just get one of your boyfriends to meet me. Just crawl back into the hole you came from and stay there. Do you notice you have no legit reviews from any credible long standing members. Even the other "good" review of you that account was started the same day yours was.. hmm what a coincidence.
 

_TheDarkLord_

ch0c0latethunder7
Feb 14, 2026
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You're so full of shit everyone can see that. That wouldn't prove anything you'll just get one of your boyfriends to meet me. Just crawl back into the hole you came from and stay there. Do you notice you have no legit reviews from any credible long standing members. Even the other "good" review of you that account was started the same day yours was.. hmm what a coincidence.
Listen to yourself 😂 Boyfriend? I’m a paying custy just like anyone else. I’m sure if she had a boyfriend he’d have straightened you out by now.

Get a grip, you’re whining and crying like a bitch. It’s okay you don’t want to prove anything other than you’re an idiot. Imagine going back and forth with a stranger on the internet because they like someone you don’t 😂😂😂😂😂

You have the intellectual depth of a saucer of milk.
 

Shallow Hal

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If you're not her why do you type like a girl? You're writing style is identical to your texts including same wording same juvenile insults. Like I said you're not fooling anyone. You're only digging yourself a deeper hole here.
 

_TheDarkLord_

ch0c0latethunder7
Feb 14, 2026
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If you're not her why do you type like a girl? You're writing style is identical to your texts including same wording same juvenile insults. Like I said you're not fooling anyone. You're only digging yourself a deeper hole here.
Type like a girl? Because my sentences are structured and written like someone with a level of education clearly you did not surpass Like I said PM me and meet me otherwise you’re just yapping to the birds.
I grew up taught to respect women, just because I am defending her doesn’t change my anatomy RETARD.
 

Shallow Hal

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Lmfao "level of education" ???? You're just a dumb hooker. The difference between my accusations and yours is that I evidence to back me up. I can put lexxxi luna Valentina Deville and your sentences all next to each as proof YOU ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON. You grew up taught to respect women because you are one.
Taught to respect women lol you sound like Eric Swalwell lol.
 

_TheDarkLord_

ch0c0latethunder7
Feb 14, 2026
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Lmfao "level of education" ???? You're just a dumb hooker. The difference between my accusations and yours is that I evidence to back me up. I can put lexxxi luna Valentina Deville and your sentences all next to each as proof YOU ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON. You grew up taught to respect women because you are one.
Taught to respect women lol you sound like Eric Swalwell lol.
Sure bud & you must be the from HR, what’s next you gonna show up to my office and tell my manager I’m on sex forums? You’re so hurt I can’t help but laugh 😂 Everytime it notifies me that you’ve replied instead of PM me to meet just proves everything I’m saying is true.

You live up to your handle. Shallow indeed
 
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Shallow Hal

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I'm not wasting my time with your bullshit Pming you does not accomplish anything. You're just mad that I exposed you. Now everyone knows if they didn't already. I have direct evidence as well as circumstantial evidence and you don't.
 
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