Vaginal capacity???

[bigwoodsman]

Ever wonder what the capacity of a vagina is?
Let say the average cock weight is 8oz. and for conservative reasons 30 strokes per pop, for a total of 240 oz. per lay (15 pounds of man meat) 3 customers per day 45 pounds x 3 days per week again probably conservative = 135 pounds per week. Let go with 3 weeks a month, a week off when aunt flo is in town thats 405 pounds a month or 4860 pounds a year. That weight equals the average size of two prize bulls.

Kind of gives a new meaning to kiegle exercise

 

[Avery]

Let say the average cock weight is 8oz.

I'm afraid to ask how you determined that!

30 strokes per pop

At one second per stroke, that's only 30 seconds! At least say two minutes! That way, the result will be eight bulls!

 

[bigwoodsman]

avery

best guess...30 strokes never really counted...again best guess, and trying to be conservative...but your numbers are probably more accurate

 

[wolverine]

The fact that the vagina is designed to squeeze out 8 lb babies should have answered the capacity question.

 

[CARGO1]

The fact that the vagina is designed to squeeze out 8 lb babies should have answered the capacity question.

Enough said!!!

Cargo

 

[Paris]

The fact that the vagina is designed to squeeze out 8 lb babies should have answered the capacity question.

Keep in mind.......when we women deliver a baby it's not the most comfortable of things. Sex on the other hand, when a women is really turned on is a completely different story.

Capacity has everything to do with the passion a woman feels at that moment with the partner she is with. At least with me.

I have been with men that were not well endowed.....but because I didn't have strong feelings for that person, thought I would die from pain. On the other hand, being with someone that I feel very strongly about......well the guy can be an absolute monster and I can't get enough.

The old saying as per usuual.......YMMV!

It's really how sexy a person finds the other to be. For me it has always been about the level of passion.....and that comes in the form of intelligent conversation above all else. Way before the sex. That's an absolute turn on, to really connect with someone.

Paris/Caryn

 

[Paris]

BTW.......I guess that's why I'm getting out of the business. Not sure too many men out there that are hiring.....are looking for what I just mentioned in my last post.

Things just got too complicated as I got more mature. Sorry guys!

Paris/Caryn.

 

[Stan]

Getting Out Of The Business?

... sounds like a procrastinator to me... getting out or got out... which is it??

 

[Paris]

... sounds like a procrastinator to me... getting out or got out... which is it??

Now I can't really comment on that one Stan.....because it could be construed as advertising according to the mods.....and I'm not a paid advertiser.

If you would like more info.......and want to slam my decisions......then please do so in a pm.

Paris/Caryn

 

[Maury Beniowski]

I'm afraid to ask how you determined that!

Penis is made up of mostly muscle mass, and muscle is made up of mostly water. Water weighs about 62.4 pounds per cubic foot or 0.0361267 pounds per cubic inch. Average erect penis length is 5.6 inches. Average penis circumference is 5 inches or 1.59 inches diameter. Pi r square x Avg. length (1.9894 x 5.6) = 11.14 cubic inches. Weight of average penis = 0.0361267 x 11.14 = 0.40 pounds or 6.44 oz.

Or as bigwoodsman said, about 8 oz. Well, 7 anyway!

 

[Avery]

Hey Maury, don't take my post too seriously! You seem to heve missed my (perhaps too subtle) attempt at humour related to the possibility that bigwoodsman cut someone's dick off and weighed it!* Of course, if he had done so, it wouldn't have been erect (it would have been shrivelled up in fear ), so it probably would only have weighed two ounces!

Besides, I'm an engineer, so calculations like that are child's play. You used water as a reference, but you could have been more precise by looking up the specific gravity of human flesh (0.99 - 1.07) and then using 1.07 because of the low fat content of most penises. You also made an error. You said the average length is 5.6 inches, but you used 6.4 inches in your calculation. In any case, precise or not, the result is around 7 ounces, so bigwoodsman wasn't far off.

Of course, a good engineer always asks himself if his calculated result makes sense in real world terms. The best way to do that would be to go to a butcher shop and buy a kolbassa or bratwurst that is approximately the same dimensions as the average erect penis and weigh it. Alternatively, jumbo hot dogs are approximately that length, but thinner. They weigh 75 grams each. The cross-sectional area of the average erect penis would be two to three times that of a jumbo hot dog, so 2 - 3 times 75 g = 150 to 225 g = 5.3 to 8 oz. So, everything makes sense!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Hey Maury, don't take my post too seriously! You seem to heve missed my (perhaps too subtle) attempt at humour related to the possibility that bigwoodsman cut someone's dick off and weighed it!* Of course, if he had done so, it wouldn't have been erect (it would have been shrivelled up in fear ), so it probably would only have weighed two ounces!

Besides, I'm an engineer, so calculations like that are child's play. You used water as a reference, but you could have been more precise by looking up the specific gravity of human flesh (0.99 - 1.07) and then using 1.07 because of the low fat content of most penises. You also made an error. You said the average length is 5.6 inches, but you used 6.4 inches in your calculation. In any case, precise or not, the result is around 7 ounces, so bigwoodsman wasn't far off.

Of course, a good engineer always asks himself if his calculated result makes sense in real world terms. The best way to do that would be to go to a butcher shop and buy a kolbassa or bratwurst that is approximately the same dimensions as the average erect penis and weigh it. Alternatively, jumbo hot dogs are approximately that length, but thinner. They weigh 75 grams each. The cross-sectional area of the average erect penis would be two to three times that of a jumbo hot dog, so 2 - 3 times 75 g = 150 to 225 g = 5.3 to 8 oz. So, everything makes sense!

Naw, I didn't. When I saw the numbers, I decided to have some fun with them. I am a retired Mechanical Engineer (SGWU - now Concordia, 1970), but it's never been child's play for me, I confess. I designed heavy lift gearboxes for years. Like the old saying goes: An engineer is only as good as his checker. Kudos to you...

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I am a retired Mechanical Engineer (SGWU - now Concordia, 1970)

I know about Concordia, but what does SGWU stand for?
-- Ignorant American

 

[Avery]

I know about Concordia, but what does SGWU stand for?

SGWU = Sir George Williams University, founded in 1926 in Montreal. He was the founder of the YMCA, and the University was affiliated with the "Y" (not as in DATY ).

In 1974, SGWU merged with Loyola College (obviously a Jesuit Institution) to form Concordia University, Montreal's second English-language university (McGill, is the other). Since Loyola was a college rather than a university, it did not have the authority to grant degrees, so Loyola's degrees were actually issued by SGWU under an umbrella arrangement.

 

[TanMan]

I easily consume several pounds of information per day and I don't even have a hole in my head.

Regarding vaginas, I'm not on the receiving end.

TanMan

 

[Arizona40]

go to a butcher shop and buy a kolbassa or bratwurst that is approximately the same dimensions as the average erect penis and weigh it. Alternatively, jumbo hot dogs are approximately that length, but thinner.

oh oh, I'm in trouble.

 

[jimmy hoffa1971]

What is the worst thing you can EVER hear on a construction site???

"Hi, I'm an engineer and I'm here to help..."


Speaking this from experience on both sides of the fence, construction, and engineering...

 

[Curious Boy]

vaginal capacity is a fluid thing

hmmm . . . . a thread on vaginal capacity and no mention of fisting . . .

Now, I'm no engineer, but I read somewhere that the penis is basically a hydraulic unit, so a kobassa should be heavier than an erect penis, since it is full of meat and the erect penis is full of blood. Unless, of course, the specific gravity of muscle mass & blood are the same. And I haven't put a clock on it, but I thrust far more than 30 times, I mean, Saturday night I went as long as 2 Prince songs (Insatiable & Anotherloverholeinyourhead).

I will, for the sake of this discussion, be happy with calculations made using the 2 min scenario

Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response."

 

[Ghetto Child]

This has to be the dumest thread I have ever read anywhere

hmmm . . . . a thread on vaginal capacity and no mention of fisting . . .

Now, I'm no engineer, but I read somewhere that the penis is basically a hydraulic unit, so a kobassa should be heavier than an erect penis, since it is full of meat and the erect penis is full of blood. Unless, of course, the specific gravity of muscle mass & blood are the same. And I haven't put a clock on it, but I thrust far more than 30 times, I mean, Saturday night I went as long as 2 Prince songs (Insatiable & Anotherloverholeinyourhead).

I will, for the sake of this discussion, be happy with calculations made using the 2 min scenario

Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response."

This has to be the dumbest and most pointless thread since most women cum better when you use your tongue or finger. Most cannot even cum from intercourse. A ten pound cock can go in for an hour and the girl will still feel nothing she wants to feel.

A tongue has little mass. The vagina is only sensitive on the outside. So none of this penis mass thing really matters. It pointless. If the tongue is so much better not because of mass but because it is more flexible and intelligent since you use your brain and think about what you are doing to make her cum. Your penis is a blind feel as you go method. As far as shoving a fist up there, Ouch! Your watching way to many porn movies.

FYI: Most women in porn never enjoy the sex. Thrusting 1000 times a minute could just be more painful for her. Just ask her what makes her cum and listen to her. Listening makes women hotter which makes them more likely to enjoy the moment with you. I want to make the SP cum too so I would rather play in reality. Plus DATY can be far more enjoyable than the intercourse most of the time. But this is a god damn stupid thread. I feel I have already wasted too much time on it all ready!

 

[Avery]

Ghetto Child, lots of threads are dumb and pointless like this one. It's called FUN. Don't you get it?

jimmy hoffa 1971 revived it after it had been dormant for almost a month, and you prolonged it by composing a lengthy, "serious" response when none was necessary.