Anyone know of a good winter hot spot that a person can vacation with the so but still be able to slip away and have a little early morning or day time fun? have had pretty good luck in the past but not close to my resort.
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Pattaya Beach
Morning fun, afternoon fun, evening fun, night fun, fun on the beach, fun across the street from the beach, fun in the bars near the beach, fun behind the bars near the beach, fun under the bars near the beach, fun in the water, fun above the water, fun under the water............
Morning fun, afternoon fun, evening fun, night fun, fun on the beach, fun across the street from the beach, fun in the bars near the beach, fun behind the bars near the beach, fun under the bars near the beach, fun in the water, fun above the water, fun under the water............
Phuket Beach
Same story. A little more expensive. And the hoards of ladies don't gang-tackle you like they do in Pattaya, but pussy is still there to be had in abundance!
Because Pattaya and Phuket are way. Way. Way better! They are a sexual Disneyland. The Caribbean is.........Tinkertown.
The mayor and Pattaya city council want Walking Street, the throbbing heart of the fun in Pattaya, declared the "8th Wonder of the World!". THAT says it all! (It's actually the FIRST Wonder of the World)
I would drop dead if Mayor Katz and Winnipeg's dowdy parochial city council of dullards EVER came close to a step like that! Can you imagine?
I would drop dead if Mayor Katz and Winnipeg's dowdy parochial city council of dullards EVER came close to a step like that! Can you imagine?
I was going to take a vacation to Thailand, but couldn't raise the funds. At that point, I just said, "Phuket"...
A friend was telling me yesterday about one of his buds that went down to Cuba and was paying for sex with Cdn tire money. I bet Cdn tire never figured that there money would be used for that. I guess he got away with it for about a week until this pimp started tracking him down. I guess the pimp went to the bank.
Hah!!! I guess they finally figured that the Scottish guy wasn't one of our former Prime Ministers?
ound:He must have had one very understanding pimp or is very, very lucky.
My experience (not pooning but other) in the 3rd world coutries of the Carribean, is they don't take too kindly to being ripped off in any kind of business transaction. He's lucky he didn't end up dead in a roadside ditch in the countryside.
Dealers and pimps down there will slit your throat for looking at them the wrong way.
It's pronounced PYOO-KET. You could just go to Bangkok to bang with your cock
Yeah, I know, that joke's a dud.
The ultimate gentleman's vacation guide is "The Hedonist" (2004) by Brett Tate. 4 1/2 stars out of 5 on Amazon. It's a little dated but it still gives a good overall orientation, and includes hotels, golf courses, fishing, culture tours, restaurants, casinos and, best of all, the recommended Game Plan.
. There's even a recommended cover story for the "old lady"!Wildstallion's ideal winter vacation is in there. In fact, EVERY pooner's dream vacation is in there!
