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"Unforgettable massage" but not in a good way..

PoonMaster83

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This older asian lady gave me one of the worst massages I've ever experienced, was rude as hell, pushy and tried to upsell me the whole time, I didn't even ask or get a sensual massage and then she had the nerve to demand a tip at the end. Goes by the name Kim He on Richter st. I've seen her post with fake pictures before as well. Honestly I was just looking for a deep tissue massage but a HE would have been welcomed if she was a nice lady but damn she had some gross vibes.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beauty/kelowna/unforgettable-massage-book-now/1584781600

While I'm on the subject Christy's massage on the westside is lame as hell even for just a regular massage. http://christyspa.com/

I set up an appointment with her and she got this old chinese guy to massage me cause I had my underwear off and was even draped. Dude was smoking cigarettes outside and coughing when he got in. Just ridiculous. I thought shit while I'm here maybe he's got some deep tissue skills to work on my back for a half hour. Guy's massage was a joke and his hands were like sandpaper. I got tf out of there asap.

Another massage to steer clear of is a gal named Anita in the mission on Raymer rd. Weak massage and spent like 20 min of the hour not getting massaged. No HE or teasing.

Green Haven Massage on Tutt st was a let down as well but not as bad. The lady there was nice to look at and pleasant enough but I asked for a massage and she spent the whole time putting me through breathing exercises.. at least there was a HE at the end though not enthusiastic in the slightest.

Also would not recommend Awindfall massage on Ellis, the massage is meh and no teasing at all or HE.

If anyone wants to add to the list or reccomend some quality providers who either tease and or offer HE be my guest. Cheers!
 

gaston11

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I wish I could do more then like these reviews.

This is a ton of good information. Mostly where to stay away from.

My personal favorite bit:

“Green Haven Massage on Tutt st was a let down as well but not as bad. The lady there was nice to look at and pleasant enough but I asked for a massage and she spent the whole time putting me through breathing exercises.. at least there was a HE at the end though not enthusiastic in the slightest."

I'm just imagining the interaction and your level of confusion while doing weird breathing. Then her jerking you off after. What a combo.

I get the feeling Poonmaster83 would be a very fun laid back guy to hang out with. Not afraid to go along for the ride and see what happens.
 

PoonMaster83

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Feb 1, 2021
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I wish I could do more then like these reviews.

This is a ton of good information. Mostly where to stay away from.

My personal favorite bit:

“Green Haven Massage on Tutt st was a let down as well but not as bad. The lady there was nice to look at and pleasant enough but I asked for a massage and she spent the whole time putting me through breathing exercises.. at least there was a HE at the end though not enthusiastic in the slightest."

I'm just imagining the interaction and your level of confusion while doing weird breathing. Then her jerking you off after. What a combo.

I get the feeling Poonmaster83 would be a very fun laid back guy to hang out with. Not afraid to go along for the ride and see what happens.
Thanks brother 🙏
 
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