MILTON BERLE
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is.
GROUCHO MARX (1890-1977)
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"I'll never forget my wedding day...they threw vitamin pills."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
HOMER SIMPSON
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive that wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, g'night."
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight."
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is.
GROUCHO MARX (1890-1977)
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"I'll never forget my wedding day...they threw vitamin pills."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
HOMER SIMPSON
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive that wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, g'night."
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight."
