Two lawyers.

[Massagegirl]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow. I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just actually seen a naked blonde woman floating face up... headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes she was alive. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"

 

[planetsmurf]

hahahaha so true

 

[The Player]

hahahhahahaha good one,but you know they would find something to screw her out of

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Good joke for lottery winners

Perfect !!

That joke should be read to those morons argueing over the
14.5 million dollar lottery win from the A&W crew out in Mission.

Maybe then they could all become friends and tell the lawyers
to go screw themselves. But noooooooo........they'd rather give a
huge chunk of the friggin money to a bunch of blood suckin leaches
instead of their coworkers.
So seeing that now two more have jumped on the, I want a piece of
the win.


...............QM'r

 

[hitrack]

Perfect !!

That joke should be read to those morons argueing over the
14.5 million dollar lottery win from the A&W crew out in Mission.

Maybe then they could all become friends and tell the lawyers
to go screw themselves. But noooooooo........they'd rather give a
huge chunk of the friggin money to a bunch of blood suckin leaches
instead of their coworkers.
So seeing that now two more have jumped on the, I want a piece of
the win.


...............QM'r

I hope because of all that BS that the A&W fukks come out of with like $200 between each of them

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I really did guffaw out loud at this -- LOL isn't strong enuff to describe it.

 

[Dogster]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow. I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just actually seen a naked blonde woman floating face up... headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes she was alive. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"

Thanks MG,i sent it to my lawyer,lol.