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Twas The Week Before Christmas Down At Supreme

mackenzie34

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Merriest Season to all. I may be away from a computer for the next ten days so thought I would send along a short Christmas greeting.

Mac


Twas the week before Christmas Supreme was going steady
Nurse GIGI was dressed in a lacy white Teddy.

Across her large breasts was tied a Red Bow
Waiting to be opened by the First perbert to show.

When out on the street came a thundering sound
Every perbert in E town was Supreme Bound.

Leading the pack was Wolvie and Calvin
FBI and Trawler and some old guy name Melvin.

I was somewhere back in the pack
TOFFT crawling all over my back.

When up on the roof top we heard a great cry.
"I'm Takin One For The Team" so let me get by.

He jumped down to the street and the crowd it did scatter.
The ladies inside were in awe and so flattered.

Dear Santa himself had come down to play
“GIGI my dear I'll TOFTT with you today”.

"Oh my dear Santa, your in for a prize
Just undo the red ribbon, see a delight for your eyes.
From what the perberts have said you'll be rockyn tonight
Let GIGI take care of your long winter's night”.

Old Santa walked by all those horny ol perberts
And went in with GIGI to enjoy his desserts.

We stood on the street, we were left quite forlorn
When out stepped Quanna, Sydney, Lillith and Lauren.

(wait a minute … Lauren?? Oh well I guess there is no thread safe from the beauty of Lauren)

“Come on in boys…. there's a party tonight
Good Ol Santa has paid for every delight.”

O let it not be a fanciful dream.
Every perbert in town, down at Supreme.

Enjoying the tables of massage and warm oils
Ready to explode, passions set to a boil.

And now let it be said, its been a pleasure filled night
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Later guys,

Mac
 

Pussyman

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Well Done

Excellent job on the poem there mackenzie. It must have took you a bit of time to think that one up. I must say that it gave me some good chuckles. That Santa is one horny guy. Of course he knows which girls have been naughty or nice.

I think I should print it out, frame it and present it to Sandy so she can put it up on one of the walls in their waiting room. :p
 

GiGi

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Wow Mackenzie!!

You really are a talented writer! How long did it take for you to compose that? Really, I think that's amazing; you're very artistic. And, I know what I'm wearing Christmas Eve (well, or as close to Christmas Eve as I may be working). I think I should compose a poem too . . . I've been inspired!

xoxoxo and a very, very Merry Christmas!

GiGi
 

TOFTT

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I tip my hat to you mackenzie34, well done and you even managed to sneak in a reference to L****n too ;)

Here's to your 2005, may you continue to have Gigi nurse you through it!
 

joe kerr

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can I borrow...??

Hey mac...not only do I want to borrow your running shoes...but can I also borrow the gift of your rhyme??...all i can manage as a rhyme is to ...give my rollicking wet squeegee...to a smoking hot Gigi...;)
 

mackenzie34

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My Favourite Poet is Longfellow... he he!!

Thanks team,

Actually the poem it didn't take that long
a bottle of wine and a few country songs
was all that was needed to let this one rhyme
While visions of SPs danced through my mind.

Ok I will stop now.

Mac
 

TOFTT

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Mac, can you do another poem for us?

Mac,

Certainly enjoyed the poem.

Can you turn this humorous incident of yours into a poem for us perberts?

You don`t have to write the whole thing.

Maybe you can start, and the rest of us can add a line or two each.

you could start off with, like,

`Late one evening, had the Toftting blues..
But forgot to put on my runniing shoes

something like that, and we can all join in after.

How about it? :)
 

GiGi

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johnnybravo299 said:
Awesome mac well done , just hopin gigi has some christmas wear for all of us
Yes, I just went shopping and I now have a few festive numbers!
 
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