TTT & me!

[Mr.O]

It`s official... I`ve asked TTT to marry me!
(I asked several others but they began cursing & yelling "racial slurs" at me)

Just one thing...

she doesn’t even know what I look like.

Well, as many of you know I have only been here as a member for a short while but I have been watching over this board & the entire internet for many years now!

You may know me as Mr.O but that is just an alias.

Like Batman is to Clark Kent! - "It`s a bird, it`s a plane!.... no it`s a... bat??"

Like Superman is to Bruce Wayne! - "The Dark Knight... with a big S on his chest???"

Like Spiderman is to Peter Pecker - "The Web Crawler, flinger... sticky finger - dude??"


-

I also am a caped crusader...


an Avenger of the people....


I am:

Hey Tiff, were still meeting at McDonald`s later right?

I know there`s a bubble gum machine there where I can buy your ring.



Thanks to sexxxygirl for her poster thread: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=62987

 

[PeterLongwood]

Fer crissake. 300 posts since December 22, 2006.

 

[athaire]

Fer crissake. 300 posts since December 22, 2006.

I didn't see any reviews either........hmmmmmmm...... at least he has a sense of humor. Hope Tiff pops his cherry so he can turn that high power humor onto a review...........Ohhh and Mr. O make sure that when you borrow the money from Tiff to buy her the ring you assure her you'll pay her back on installments.......

 

[PeterLongwood]

lol

I didn't see any reviews either........hmmmmmmm...... at least he has a sense of humor. Hope Tiff pops his cherry so he can turn that high power humor onto a review...........Ohhh and Mr. O make sure that when you borrow the money from Tiff to buy her the ring you assure her you'll pay her back on installments.......

Too funny!!

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Careful TIFF, this Mr. O guy likes to throw turkeys at people.

 

[aznboi9]

If you didn't close this thread the minute you saw the picture you sure are gonna wish you did now. Here's the part of that pic you weren't shown:

LOL, Oh my God. That is so fuckin' creepy.


BTW, how did you know what was lurking underneath?

 

[Mr.O]

I knew this would...

If you didn't close this thread the minute you saw the picture you sure are gonna wish you did now. Here's the part of that pic you weren't shown:

... flush out the original himself!!!



ZTD (or Captain Internet) - "were not worthy, were not worthy"

So much for self portraits, could you share some pics of the family?

 

[jjinvan]

Yep, I definately detect turkey throwing tendencies...

 

[athaire]

Yep, I definately detect turkey throwing tendencies...

Ha.......he's already been throwing himself at her.........

 

[KYG]

Uh, not to be a party pooper but what's the purpose of this post?

Is this an insider thing with TTT?

 

[Mr.O]

OK I'm rollin' my sleeves up!

Ha.......he's already been throwing himself at her.........

As I is sufferin' from the flu I hope I am coherent enough to retort;

Athaire, whore & jj, do I detect an insinuation that I am being likened to a disgusting Galliforme?

That would normally offend me but as I pondered the issue I decided to review a reference to this animal which made for interesting reading.

1541, "guinea fowl" (Numida meleagris), imported from Madagascar via Turkey, by Near East traders known as turkey merchants. The larger North American bird (Meleagris gallopavo) was domesticated by the Aztecs, introduced to Spain by conquistadors (1523) and thence to wider Europe, by way of North Africa (then under Ottoman rule) and Turkey (Indian corn was originally turkey corn or turkey wheat in Eng. for the same reason).
The word turkey was first applied to it in Eng. 1555 because it was identified with or treated as a species of the guinea fowl. The Turkish name for it is hindi, lit. "Indian," probably via Fr. dinde (contracted from poulet d'inde, lit. "chicken from India"), based on the common misconception that the New World was eastern Asia.
The New World bird itself reputedly reached England by 1524 at the earliest estimate, though a date in the 1530s seems more likely. By 1575, turkey was becoming the usual main course at an English Christmas.

Meaning "inferior show, failure," is 1927 in show business slang, probably from the bird's reputation for stupidity.
Meaning "stupid, ineffectual person" is recorded from 1951.
Turkey shoot "something easy" is World War II-era, in ref. to marksmanship contests where turkeys were tied behind a log with their heads showing as targets.

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Nobody pokes fun at my new husband!!!!

Sure....he's a little "portly".
Sure....his one-zee suit doesn't fit properly and his left hairy ball hangs out a bit.
Sure....he lives in his mother's basement suite in Walley where he spends his days making designs out of his own dandruff (he once spelled "I love you TTT"....it took him a week of not washing his hair to accomplish this task)
Sure....he steals my lingerie and prances about in it and asks me to call him Lingerie Lucy. (I heard Mav and him are working on a collaboration where Mav will don the infamous Ashley-Fame Tutu and Mr.O will be wearing that snazzy little number......we are relying on ticket sales for this monthes hydro bill.)
Sure....his temper about being made fun of for that 4th chin and his ample thighs makes him not adverse to throwing the odd poultry here or there....

BUT....the fine people at the McDonalds/wedding drive-thru tonight said we made a very lovely couple as we drove through in our 1984 Dodge Challenger (hunny, I think we have to duct tape that back door again....don't forget!)....and I think they even slipped us an extra mcnugget.
Sweetheart that he is....I think he even thought about offering it to me......before he snatched it out of the box and gobbled it up. Sigh. What a fine fine specimen of a man I have found.
Ladies......this can be you too! Never give up! Your Prince Charming is out there! (He just may be in his mom's basement in Walley neglecting his personal hygeniene at the moment but YOU WILL FIND HIM!)

So put on your party clothes folks cause the reception will be held tomorrow at the Pooner Palace where my handsome handsome piece of man meat shall carry me over the discarded condom and used needle threshold and we shall start our lives as Mr. and Mrs.O.

Love is such a beautiful thing (Even when it wears ill-fitting one-zees with hairy balls that hang out the sides)

It's a Valentines-week feel-good story for all! May you too find the happiness Mr.O and I have.

 

[Mr.O]

!!!!

-

BUUURP!!!

Yeah....

Wut she said.!!

Except, that's a Dodge Chigger, not a Challenger (could'nt afford the Challenger so I bought sum Bondo &...)

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Sure....he's a little "portly".
Sure....his one-zee suit doesn't fit properly and his left hairy ball hangs out a bit.
Sure....he lives in his mother's basement suite in Walley where he spends his days making designs out of his own dandruff (he once spelled "I love you TTT"....it took him a week of not washing his hair to accomplish this task)
Sure....he steals my lingerie and prances about in it and asks me to call him Lingerie Lucy. (I heard Mav and him are working on a collaboration where Mav will don the infamous Ashley-Fame Tutu and Mr.O will be wearing that snazzy little number......we are relying on ticket sales for this monthes hydro bill.)
Sure....his temper about being made fun of for that 4th chin and his ample thighs makes him not adverse to throwing the odd poultry here or there....

BUT....the fine people at the McDonalds/wedding drive-thru tonight said we made a very lovely couple as we drove through in our 1984 Dodge Challenger (hunny, I think we have to duct tape that back door again....don't forget!)....and I think they even slipped us an extra mcnugget.
Sweetheart that he is....I think he even thought about offering it to me......before he snatched it out of the box and gobbled it up. Sigh. What a fine fine specimen of a man I have found.
Ladies......this can be you too! Never give up! Your Prince Charming is out there! (He just may be in his mom's basement in Walley neglecting his personal hygeniene at the moment but YOU WILL FIND HIM!)

So put on your party clothes folks cause the reception will be held tomorrow at the Pooner Palace where my handsome handsome piece of man meat shall carry me over the discarded condom and used needle threshold and we shall start our lives as Mr. and Mrs.O.

Love is such a beautiful thing (Even when it wears ill-fitting one-zees with hairy balls that hang out the sides)

It's a Valentines-week feel-good story for all! May you too find the happiness Mr.O and I have.

Awww, Tiff, to tell you the truth doll..........I think your reply looks to
much like a Trailer park boys episode. Please say it isn't so !

Or was it that Mr.O's original post came outta watching the movie
fleshgordon to many times. Damn.....I'm so confused.


.............QM'r

 

[jjinvan]

If you didn't close this thread the minute you saw the picture you sure are gonna wish you did now. Here's the part of that pic you weren't shown:

Doesn't he look like Cliff Claven?

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Hmmmm

Awww, Tiff, to tell you the truth doll..........I think your reply looks to
much like a Trailer park boys episode. Please say it isn't so !

Or was it that Mr.O's original post came outta watching the movie
fleshgordon to many times. Damn.....I'm so confused.


.............QM'r

QM'r.......that's just not fair! You KNOW Mr.O (sorry hunny...."LINGERIE LUCY" ) and I cannot afford CABLE! But I'll tell you one thing....if that pyramid scheme plan we signed up for with his cousin Mr. Billy Bob-O takes off....we'll be hooking up the cable and then we'll be JUST LIKE you high society-cable watchers! SO THERE!

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

A girl with a genuine sense of humour ! Can't beat that.

I think I'm in love..............


...........QM'r

 

[athaire]

A girl with a genuine sense of humour ! Can't beat that.

I think I'm in love..............


...........QM'r

Me to TTT you rock baby............lol.

 

[KYG]

TTT, you're a bit strange but you crack me up!

 

[Pantsnake]

I just hope the kids get Mom's looks