To elaborate a bit, in the 25 minutes or so I was in the same room with her:
- she spent roughly half the time on her phone dealing with her Uber Eats order, including calling the delivery person
- at one point she got up, put a robe on and left the room for a minute
- at one point, stopped touching me entirely, stood up and said "please get yourself hard" and proceeded to stand there sucking a lolipop
- throughout the session showed no enthusiasm or interest in me at all
Might well be the worst experience I've ever had. She is real though, and the pictures in the ad are definitely her.