Trip To Victoria! Need Help

[Verb]

Okay guys.

I am on a business trip to victoria on mid Jan. I have about 2 days to myself and I am planning on blowing $2000.00 on some decent escorts while I am down there. Please advise me to some of your favorites and I will promise to write all the reviews I can. I am looking for a non fat escort with a pretty open menu. I had tawny about two years ago and I know nothin can come close right now but give me some feedback please.

Laterz.

VERB

 

[spaceghost]

Try Hipster... he'll suck yer ass and all you have to do is take him to the hardware floor at Sears!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

suckin' ass aint so bad....as long as I dont have to recite poetry!

BWHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

$2000 eh?

Thats a hundred crack ho blowjobs! Want me to line'em up fer ya?

 

[spaceghost]

suckin' ass aint so bad....as long as I dont have to recite poetry!

Oh come on Hipster... cite me a Psalm... your my soulmate

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

 

[Saffire]

Excuse me gentlemen, don't mean to interrupt.....

Speaking from experience, I would have to recommend Gina Lee. She's hot as hell.

 

[Saffire]

Sorry Hipster, I didn't know you would be quoting my favorite white trash man. Carry on........

 

[Hipster Doofus]

whoa wait a minute there girls!!!

Why do girls recommend other girls to johns? You are not qualified, nor have the experience or penis to recommend someone.

I don't go around saying Space ghost is a good fawk to escorts!

I'm sure GL is a good fawk, but let the men answer this one.

 

[Saffire]

But I have fawked Gina. Quite a few times. I might not have a penis (do strap-ons count?), but I do have the experience.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

ya but do you have a big beer gut and hairy ass?

NooOOooo!!!

 

[Saffire]

 

[Calgary69]

Hi Verb,

IMHO, Jenna from Bcdarlings...(if you can get a hold of her). Takes a little prodding to get her into it but when she does.....look out!!!


These are my suggestions....happy pooning...LOL

 

[Verb]

Well anything Is kewl as long as nothing tips over the 150 lbs scale. I am tryin for some quantity this time. I am looking for 6 to 8 women on this 2 day journey! I want my wind knocked out of me! hahahaa

 

[Verb]

is that you julia???

 

[Verb]

damn...

so far I got one on my list for sure maybe 2..Or 3

1. JULIA
2. GINA
3. NICOLE LACE
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[Hipster Doofus]

What about Trudi? How come Trudi's not on there?

 

[Verb]

who is trudi?

 

[spaceghost]

No Hipster either... guess he found out you are over the 150 lb limit.

Looks like no Christmas Craftsman in your stocking bud!

But rest easy... I am sure there will be other verbs to conjugate.

 

[Verb]

I just have to plan my schedule really good.

day one

9am) with sp

11am) Lunch*Healthy food, so I can keep up*

2pm) 2nd sp

5pm) Light snack and lots of liquid!

6pm) 3rd SP

9pm) Dinner. Lots a protein and more liquid.

12am) last sp of the day

1am) either passed out on the bed or in the hospital for dehydration


Then a repeat for the following day!