Translation needed

[Sphubby]

Holy crap. Started reading this ad and got myself a headache. Anyone care to translate? Some things I get, other sentences are just way to far out there for me to understand. :doh:

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/metro-vancouver/richmond_ur_dream_girl_me_make_u_c_m_heaven_m_og-1023769

 

[Oldfart]

One of my favorite quotes from her website:
vary extra ball +60

 

[thodisipagal]

Holy crap. Started reading this ad and got myself a headache. Anyone care to translate? Some things I get, other sentences are just way to far out there for me to understand. :doh:

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/metro-vancouver/richmond_ur_dream_girl_me_make_u_c_m_heaven_m_og-1023769

Lol. Can't help you much, but did understand that one sentence: "I am not w#hore". I think she is a secretary.

 

[felixthecat]

Give up. What's done by Google Translate, cannot be untranslated.

I like this warning from the web site:
< depent on how big and weight you are, may broken fuinifture and you have to pay new one please carefully use>

 

[sdw]

Holy crap. Started reading this ad and got myself a headache. Anyone care to translate? Some things I get, other sentences are just way to far out there for me to understand. :doh:

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/metro-vancouver/richmond_ur_dream_girl_me_make_u_c_m_heaven_m_og-1023769

Well, she doesn't do Blowjobs - you should hire a male SP for that. She doesn't undress, She doesn't give Handjobs - you can do that yourself, She'll dominate you and give you commands while you masturbate, she'll massage you

 

[asma]

Translation = I used a translator to write this ad and what comes out in English for us does not make sense so vice versa if you told a lady you want wet sloppy head with one then she'd might drool on your face and lick your forehead so chose your words wisely lol

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

She all same same, no like boom boom stick.

 

[resercher]

Reminds me of some cat girl Japanese animation porn . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgirl

That i have seen It was cute and funny the

engrish https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish

In it during the sex scenes gave me some good laughs . Though I know it's wrong to laugh at someones inabilty to understand another language .

when one of the cat girls Is being fucked by the male main character she tells him to stick his hard cock deep inside her baby room .

 

[Lo-ki]

THAT was a very painful ad to read......must have been hell to type...LOL

WOW those are her real pictures to..