TP

[80watts]

Name your fav TP.
Just like oil, TP will hit peak production someday, and after that its price will start to climb as supply runs down.
Just like the start of Covid, when everyone went on a run of TP buying.

So what are the solutions when the world runs out of TP?

Toilet Paper...

 

[Originalscrappydoo]

Sober up

 

[Stamkos]

Name your fav TP.
Just like oil, TP will hit peak production someday, and after that its price will start to climb as supply runs down.
Just like the start of Covid, when everyone went on a run of TP buying.

So what are the solutions when the world runs out of TP?

Toilet Paper...

I will use your hands troll….how’s that?

 

[westwoody]

Bidet

 

[Lo-ki]

BORED.....????? are we......

 

[blakealridge]

Sober up

holy shit I almost spit coffee on my keyboard

 

[Gamblor]

Yes to bidet, and the Japanese type! They're the best with the warming function! Otherwise I love Charmin ultra soft, not ultra strong. Kirkland is too thin but good width. Royale is too narrow for bigger hands, Purex is too pulpy. The commercial stuff is way too thin... Disgusting for diarrhea and I'll never get it even for office washrooms.

 

[westwoody]

Home Depot has a heated toilet seat with a water squirter so you can DIY.
(needs 110v outlet by the toilet)

 

[masterpoonhunter]

For fucks' sake.
Favorite fucking Toilet Paper?
Good god people, surely we all know that Charmin offers the most luxurious asswipe available.
Or if you're not sober then the magazine you're reading on the shitter will do.

 

[Uncled]

No Name toilet paper from Superstore because I am a cheap, hard assed bastard.

 

[Lets Review]

I use the brush beside the toilet.

 

[rlock]

I use the brush beside the toilet.

I also use the brush beside your toilet.

 

[apl16]

I also use the brush beside your toilet.

I use your toothbrush 😄

 

[rlock]

I use your toothbrush 😄

That's the dog's - it's why it tastes of Milk Bone.

 

[MB Mod]

This thread is going down the toilet quickly

 

[MissingOne]

So what are the solutions when the world runs out of TP?
Toilet Paper...

Ever seen a dog drag its bum across the grass?

An old shag carpet can be used the same way.

I used wet leaves once. Turned out to be a bad idea.

 

[sensualsixty]

Ever seen a dog drag its bum across the grass?

An old shag carpet can be used the same way.

I used wet leaves once. Turned out to be a bad idea.

Probably not as bad as it was for the guy who grabbed some handy leaves to wipe himself off after shagging his girlfriend. The leaves were poison ivy.

 

[ModSquad]

This thread is going down the toilet quickly

Three cheers for the removable shower head and the Bidets!!!

On a personal note I find almost all the paper useless as hell with Cottonelle being the best of the worst if there was a competition..

Have we now sunk to a new low?

 

[carvesg]

Any of you been hunting in the middle of a fir forest without TP and a leaf tree for miles ? Third after poison ivy and fiberglass insulation I'd say fir branches even with new growth it ain't fun

 

[masterblaster]

I remember watching an episode of LA Law where a couple went camping for the weekend. They forgot toilet paper and accidentally used poison ivy leaves to wipe their butts. Got a big laugh out of that.