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myselftheother

rubatugtug
Dec 2, 2004
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Hey there fellow Perberts and Perbettes...

Now, in the world of DIY sex, (aka. jerking off, masturbating, choking the chicken) there seems to be a masturbation toy, tool, whatever, that I've seen advertised on porn sites called the Fleshlight. Apparently it's the best selling thing out there for men.

So, for discussion and contemplation, here's a toftt review of a Fleshlight that I bought this afternoon and gave a shot at using it.

Comes in a box...no pun intended....a plain box and I got the starter's model that's smooth on the inside....the "lady" model. Bought it at a place that's on 5th and Burrard...some of the ladies may just know where I'm talking about.

Not cheap! $89.00 plus tax and you got to buy water based lube or you'll have a deteriorating Fleshlight. So, I get it home, take it out of the box, read the instructions....and pretty much get ready to rumble.

Pretty easy to use, take it out, soak it in warm water to heat it up and then heat yourself up. Get out the lube, use a good blob of it on your willy, lube up the entrance....and figure it out from there.

I clicked on some porn on the 'Net, and started off...wow...this is really fantastic! Felt like...almost the real thing as women have ridges and contours inside, as most of us know...again it was really great! Clean up is no problem, just use soap and water, like Ivory or something mild and let it dry.

It really didn't take very long for me to blow, so it would be a great trainer to get you to last longer or whatever...

Now a question....for the Ladies...how would you incorporate this into a session? Would it be a good thing to use as a warmer-upper or a pull to the finish? And, how would you feel about a man owning one of these?
 

trackstar

Swollen Member
Jun 26, 2004
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I would think that this would be a great investment for the ladies that offer rub and tugs!
 

TheSilkenBadger

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Sep 17, 2008
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Does it come with a vacumn cleaner attachment open mouth "O" and toungue.. rows of PVC ridged teeth..upper/ lower

In other word will it give a good BJ when converted.. just for BJH...LOl
 

geek

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May 10, 2008
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This is the deluxe model of male masturbatory toys

The Venus 2000 made by the same people who make the Sybian



It weighs 17 lbs, you can get head and nipple massager's and it can do from 8 to 300 strokes a minute.

It is a tad more expensive than the fleshlight at close to a $1000 US.
 

Rammstein69

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Apr 2, 2008
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I spent my entire evening surfing Fleshlight's forum (well, that, and watching the Flames get eliminated :D ), and I must admit, the more I read the more I liked. The testimonials were VERY encouraging.

Ended up ordering the Lady w/Wonder Wave texture on-line from a place in Ontario. Should have it by the end of the week. Can't wait!
 

blazejowski

Panty Connoisseur
Dec 20, 2004
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I have bought a few masturbators in the past - one was a pussy, the other was lips, and I have so far been unimpressed. It takes a fair amount of lube, & even with a condom, cleanup is a pain in the ass...

I am curious about getting a Fleshlight, though - have heard nothing but good things.

I've recently wanted to get one of the Aneros toys - those look freaking amazing...:D
 

anonanon

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I will admit, I've bought a fleshlight before but NOT for myself! Me and a few friends bought it for an associate as a gag gift this past Christmas. We didn't use it of course but looked at it and while it was kinda creepy I could see that it might be "useful" on those cold and lonely nights....

I personally prefer the real thing though, blond of course! :D
 
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