Ah yes
There is nothing like waking up in the morning....hearing the birdies chirping....having that first cup of coffee...taking your lovely little dogs out for a walk.....checking your emails. your private messages and thinking
WHOOPEE! 5 new private messages...4 of which are from some of my favorites and what's this????
A private message from Halyard? The baller with the top dollar from Surrey????
What interesting insightful comments does he have for me? I must open this right away.....it could be some positive affirmation...some "though o' the day"....something very very interesting to say the least...
Click...open..
"F**** YOU DINK!"
At this I was struck not only with his insight, care with which he follows the rules of not sending harassing pms to members, his FIRST grammatically correct sentence since his beginning of posting (applause people applause

)but also his careful placement of expletives...(sorry Halyard...big word...I'll sound it out)
...EX (as in the girlfriend that ran fleeing from you in high school after you tried to get into her "barred holes")....plea (as in when you were in that courtroom in Surrey that you were in sayin "yo officer dat wadn't me...dat be my homeboy....can't I get out of this by payin TOP DOLLA yo? I can't be behind bars! I'm lookin for NO HOLES BARRED!!!!")...and tiv....well that means really nothing.
My only regret is upon opening my email I was dismayed to see that I had missed TWO further pm's that he had attempted to send me. Sigh. I guess he didn't quite get accross the magnitude of his message in the "F*** you dink" PM and needed a couple more cracks at it. I suppose I shall never know. Double sigh.
So ladies....if you seek charm, sophisication and the respect of a true wealthy gentleman who no doubt has earned "top dolla" as a result of years in University where he slaved for years to become the high ranking executive that he quite obviously is and is now willing to pay you "Top Dolla"....Holla at your boy. But don't hesitate!!
Halyard.....read the rules hunny...you just MAY find yourself in time out for sending harassing PMs to members..... But who knows....Fred may take some Top Dolla to spring you out

And for some comic relief....I sort of hope you stick around! Ya feel me G?
Peace out Dawgg!