Top Ten Tips For Pooning

[upherbum]

I thought the following was bang on and funny too. There seem to be so many unwritten rules and us guys often piss off the girls without even realizing it. Other than the obvious tips like shaving your balls, what would you guys add to this list:

http://www.naughtyreviews.com/forum/hobbyist-hangout/10-things-that-a-hobbyist-should-know

 

[hugedman]

I disagree with the last part of it - if you tip or bring a gift once you aren't always expected to tip or bring a gift. Most tip if they receive something they feel was exceptional,or way above and behind. Or perhaps, if they stayed half an hour over and she doesn't say anything. It doesn't mean she sees you as nothing but a tipping machine.

I don't agree with you, Missy. If the client tips and taking advantage of the lady's time (stayed half an hour over), that's not fair to the lady - if the appt is set for one hour, the SP should honour that and the client has to respect that.

I totally agree with point #5. Maybe I am frugal, but I don't tip in this hobby - I know I am going to get a lot of negative comments. But, that's my preference. I just simply don't tip at all regardless of what the service is (good or bad). But bringing a gift to the SP is a bit different, it's a small gesture. The reason I don't tip is because if I tip the first time, I pretty much feel incline to tip in my next visits....if not, I look cheap... There's no win/win situation for me...

 

[Adriana✿]

No Cologne please. None. Nada.

 

[Adriana✿]

mmmm that freshly showered soap & male scent is the best.

I bubble bath but don't wash my very long hair every day, the cologne gets in it and makes me insane. It also fills my bed up and my room, gets in the drapes and carpet. Ugh. No cologne please. shudder. LOL Banana Cream pie all the time baby

Men with cologne won't get my naked body all over you and will try not to touch too much. And its usually so strong, that I can still smell it after the shower.

 

[vidwindow]

Ten rule for seeing an SP..

Pardon my french, FUCK the rules. Show a little respect, be a human being, treat a girl with respect, and see a top service provider like, ummm Victoria Jolie. Get it straight between you, those are the rules....


With Respect,

Vid

 

[godfather_77]

I thought the following was bang on and funny too. There seem to be so many unwritten rules and us guys often piss off the girls without even realizing it. Other than the obvious tips like shaving your balls, what would you guys add to this list:


I trim and keep them neat but no way am I going anywhere near my balls with a razor .

 

[Small pleasures]

No Cologne please. None. Nada.

Worth repeating. Guys please pay attention.

I put disposable pads (like giant rectangular diapers) down on the bed under the guys head and body to keep his scent off of the bed, pillows, etc. but I HATE smelling like a man just because my skin or hair brushed against him.

While we're on the topic: scrub your balls and ass crack with soap, warm water and a wash cloth, sponge, something other than just your hand.

Never ceases to amaze me how men can come out of the shower still smelling bad. As a Domme I can boss them around and make them do it right. I've always felt bad for regular service providers who have to be more polite and 'nice'.

On behalf of all of those sweet ladies who's faces come that close to your privates: WASH LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

 

[Harmony-bc]

I don't care if you wear cologne, but some people do have allergies, or hate the smell.

I like nice colognes and I love perfume. I never wear perfume while working, ever. I would feel so bad if I caused marital problems because some guy went home smelling like Givenchy

Washing any part my face might be close to, is a very nice thing to do. Scrub that bum, lol

 

[liveinsin]

I feel bad because I didnt shave my balls a few days ago with a SP...excellent point!

I have one of those detatchable shower head things on a hose...helps clean up the 'hard to reach' places from ALL angles.

Hygeine is really important to me. Thats also why I wear a kilt with no boxers on when I go pooning...just keeps everything dry and sweat free!

Commnuication before commencing the deed is also very important...make sure both parties are on the same page.

Almost need a check list for some of the asian micros I've heard about(I'll never go to one).

I just wear my old spice deodorant.

What do the SPs think about a bit of baby powder?

 

[Very Veronica]

re: cologne

I use only chemical free personal care products so not only do i get choked having to smell like men's cologne (it especially lingers in hair) but it's aggravating to know i'm being exposed to toxic chemicals.

Guys if you absolutely must wear a scent, try essential oils or check out Whole Foods or Choices for all sorts of 'clean' options.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/929891/is_perfume_toxic_to_your_health.html?cat=5

 

[WHOA]

People need to tone down the cologne in general...

I was watching Ellen and some lady she had on gave out a good rule. She says that cologne or perfume should be applied to a degree that it should only be smelled when you're hugging someone.

Personally instead of cologne I wear neutral scent deodorant and then I put like half a teaspoon of cinnamon into a little sewn up square of cheese cloth and wear it around my neck. Make fun of me all you will, but cinnamon reminds people of home, of apple pie, etc. and it is very comforting to women. Plus it's natural.

 

[WHOA]

Speaking of pie, blackberries are starting to ripen...

 

[Urquell]

about 2/3 of those "rules" I agree with

some other ones that might be applicable. Be on time, but don't be early. If you can't make it for whatever reason then have the decency to let them know as early as possible. Be clean. Be sober ( or mostly sober). Respect the place you are visiting, even if they don't always. Brush your damn teeth. Leave when you're expected to, and the lady will generally let you know, in a graceful way, when that is, if you haven't already picked up to go yourself. She will choose if she is going to spend extra time with you or not. Likewise if she isn't clear that the extra time requires an extra financial consideration then that's her fault not yours. We're all presumably humans with human emotions, and sometimes we'll just hang out with each other because we want to. Take your shoes off at the door unless she tells you otherwise. Smoke only if she says it's ok.

of course, there's a zillion others under "common sense and courtesy" , but it always amazes me how ignorant some people can be. many of these types of things apply to SPs just as much as they do to their clients.

 

[Adriana✿]

Don't get me wrong, there is nothing sexier than the slight whiff of polo (my fav) when you hug or kiss a man, it makes me want to lay down and take my panties off right there in my personal life. I love my Chanel No.5 and everyone who comes near me loves it

But working wise, Harmony is right on...No scent for both people is in the best policy imho.

Too many men don't get the spray in the air and walk into it thing.

They drench it right into their face, throat, chest, hair, cock & balls. They pour on too much and I can't breatthe.

THEN!I look like the slut I am to any other clients I see because they can smell another man in my hair or in my bedroom. Even if its the day after

 

[HunkyBill]

I dont quite understand the cologne thing either. In the shower, the cologne smell should be washed away.

That aside. One tip not mentioned is to bring in a lantern. The majority of SPs have the room barefly visible with dark curtains and the lights off.