Top Ten (rather 21) Reasons We Men Will NOT Make Good SP's.
(This is for humor only, if anything sounds sexist, please forgive me because it is not meant to be. It is more of a satire on your typical average guy.)
1. We would never see anyone who has no interest in sports.
2. We would hate to get a bottle of water for a woman during sex.
3. We would never be able to look at a fat, over-weight and ugly woman and tell her she is the best.
4. Those damn heels, I will tell ya, I ain't wearing those, no bloody way.
5. We would lose an erection if the female client did not compliment us on our girth and length.
6. Duos for us means MFF not MMF.
7. Most of us hate the idea of being interactive with the other male in MMF.
8. We ain't getting our butts waxed for no stinking women.
9. Sharing a drink with a client would mean we drink the 700 ml out of the 750 ml bottle of Grey Goose.
10. There is no f***king way a man should be kneeling in front of a woman to wipe off the mess that he made on her body.
11. We are not seeing no one and I mean NO ONE during Stanley Cup play offs (or The World Series or Superbowl for Americans).
12. We are unable to control our urges to flatulate.
13. Women just hate the idea that when they come out of the shower, the male escort is sitting on the bed scratching his testicles, belching and watching the sports channel.
14. We have only one pair of boxer shorts and it has only our favorite team's logo on it.
15. We can't fake moans
16. We can't fake orgasms
17. Many of us wont offer services to same gender or couples.
18. If, and IF, we do decide to see a couple, the guys would end up talking guy stuff instead of sex and ask woman to do the laundry.
19. We just hate the idea of doing laundry, taking trash out, changing sheets and towels and other stupid stupid stuff every frigging day, let alone after every client.
20. Our idea of "come relax with me baby" is, sit beside me on the couch and watch TV while eating chips.
21. We are afraid that we might get too busy and won't have time to poon ourselves, I mean, we need to have some fun too, right?
Enjoy and feel free to add your own reasons.
T8E
(This is for humor only, if anything sounds sexist, please forgive me because it is not meant to be. It is more of a satire on your typical average guy.)
1. We would never see anyone who has no interest in sports.
2. We would hate to get a bottle of water for a woman during sex.
3. We would never be able to look at a fat, over-weight and ugly woman and tell her she is the best.
4. Those damn heels, I will tell ya, I ain't wearing those, no bloody way.
5. We would lose an erection if the female client did not compliment us on our girth and length.
6. Duos for us means MFF not MMF.
7. Most of us hate the idea of being interactive with the other male in MMF.
8. We ain't getting our butts waxed for no stinking women.
9. Sharing a drink with a client would mean we drink the 700 ml out of the 750 ml bottle of Grey Goose.
10. There is no f***king way a man should be kneeling in front of a woman to wipe off the mess that he made on her body.
11. We are not seeing no one and I mean NO ONE during Stanley Cup play offs (or The World Series or Superbowl for Americans).
12. We are unable to control our urges to flatulate.
13. Women just hate the idea that when they come out of the shower, the male escort is sitting on the bed scratching his testicles, belching and watching the sports channel.
14. We have only one pair of boxer shorts and it has only our favorite team's logo on it.
15. We can't fake moans
16. We can't fake orgasms
17. Many of us wont offer services to same gender or couples.
18. If, and IF, we do decide to see a couple, the guys would end up talking guy stuff instead of sex and ask woman to do the laundry.
19. We just hate the idea of doing laundry, taking trash out, changing sheets and towels and other stupid stupid stuff every frigging day, let alone after every client.
20. Our idea of "come relax with me baby" is, sit beside me on the couch and watch TV while eating chips.
21. We are afraid that we might get too busy and won't have time to poon ourselves, I mean, we need to have some fun too, right?
Enjoy and feel free to add your own reasons.
T8E
:yield:??? You'd be shooting blanks if you were in a micro lol.
