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rockstar1

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hey guys.. I know it was only months ago.. but I have to let some of the new guys what was or is out there still..and btw it is updated from my last one..

10. Drew - big breasted (fake ones) blondy used to work with Samantha and Brittney, retired.
9. Shannon - used to work at BW's tall brunette long hair great ass, retired.
8. Miss Mya - cute spinner body type, had a tight pussy, knew how to use it, retired.
7. Ava - works at BW's petite native girl pretty good fuck, got her act together, see her mostly besides Jayde, active.
6. Jessica - aka jessica rabbit, tiny girl who last worked at moonlite mp, had many loads with this one, retired.
5. Katrina/Carrie - petite girl who worked out of St. B. apartment, she had the best ass out of all of them and perky tits, kinda loose but stayed with her for years, retired.
4. Jordana - older escort very pretty brunette with long black hair, big boob job, had few kids, loved DATY and 69, pussy wouldnt quit, she still looks pretty hot, retired.
3. Samantha - one of the first escorts who I seen on a regular basis, very pretty smaller boob job, great pussy, loved to DATY and 69, retired.
2. Jayde - former Nevada favorite, currently working at BWs, petite, very orgasmic lil spinner, her pussy wont stop, 69's into a frenzy. active.
1. Katie Summers - not only is she a drop dead gorgeous blond, her body and pussy wont quit, had many stellar sessions with her, she explodes into multiple orgasms during session, even swallowed a few times while 69ing. I am still looking for someone who matches her skills. retired sadly.
 

XXXBod

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10 Samantha (Stripper in Edmonton)
9 Cindy Pucci (Stripper/Porn Star)
8 Paris Fox (Carmen Fox Gal)
7 Oshean (Retired)
6 Amy Anderssen (Former Porn Star)
5 Carmen (Use to work at Legends in Edmonton)
4 Layla London
3 Kylee Anderson
2 Classy Angel
1 Savanna and Phoenix (From BC but living in Winnipeg)

You didn't say if all the gals had to be from Winnipeg or not. But so far off the top of my head those are the top gals I have seen.

Xxx
 

rockstar1

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impressive list bod...I have still yet to try Savannah and Phoenix..
 

XXXBod

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One girl I forgot to mention was top model Isabella. She would be in the top three for me anyway:)

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Jason Bourne

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I'll just do a top 3 for now cause I'm lazy, and to be honest the rest of my experiences while very good just feel a notch below.

3. The one and only Ji. The only reason I dont have her higher is because she was "only" GFE. But man, what a GFE she was. Another girl who made pooning history here in the peg. An absolute sex fiend full of energy.

I totally agree with you in this point. For sure Korean Ji put the bars very high, so I still looking for someone close to her lover skills. It's soo difficult!!
I found Isabella from Candyland to be very close to Ji
 

Master69

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Top Ten of All-Time???

10) Cleopatra - ahhh, nothing like breaking the cherry of a teen-age Egyptian queen. Under-age? Statutory? None of that bullshit in ancient Egypt. If they're old enough to bleed they're old enough to butcher! But I pissed off some guy named Julius Caesar, something about "sloppy seconds" and "reamed-out pussy". I had to vamoose to Palestine.

9) Mary Magdalene - my first gang-bang, with 12 other guys. But when I tried to get her alone she said: "25 pieces of silver for the hour". What???? Am I still in Winnipeg or something? I had to turn-in some guy named Jesus to raise the cash. But she was worth it! I hope that Jesus guy wasn't roughed up too much

8) The Boleyn Sisters - my first threesome! Geez, Henry the Eighth knew how to throw a party!

7) Catherine the Great - simply gave the best Russian I ever had!

6) Mary Shelley - Freaky and kinky. Loved Goth-mad scientist role-playing games. Had me lay naked and still (necrophilia-like) on a slab while she prodded my balls and cock with electrodes. "It's alive!" she would scream, as I got a woody, then she would open her lab coat, mount me cowgirl-style, and shout "Igor, throw the next switch!". I still get goose-bumps recalling that!

5) Florence Nightengale - loved to play doctor. Really got into it. But the be-atch gave me the clap.

4) Mata Hari - Rivetting sexual tension! Screwed her all over Europe, staying just one step ahead of the French and the Germans. Never knew which encounter would be our......or her......last.

3) Eva Peron - Hot Latino fire! Gave me a BBBJCIM-swallow in the back of the Buenos Aires palace that was oh-so electric, all-time-best. She did cheap-trashy-slut-fucks-her-way-to-the-top like no other. I loved my time ruling Argentina!

2) Marilyn Monroe - My first movie star! Hilarious shit! Fucked her blind in Cecil B. de Mille's pool house. She told him she had headache and couldn't come up to the main house to do him. (Poor guy, a waste of Caverject into his old dick). I gave her the headache when my boner hit her head! It was also kind of cool doing her in the back of JFK's limo, even if it was just parked in the White House driveway.


.....and the #1 SP of ALL-TIME!!!.....Sasha Grey!!!

The beauty of Sasha is she will do ANYTHING you ask, without batting an eyelash. Want her to give you a dirty Sanchez after you just corn-holed a burro with diarrhea, she was your girl! Just ANYTHING. You can take a double-dose of Cialis and the girl will turn on her paint-shaker pelvis and screw you all weekend-long.......hell, all WEEK-long.......until your poor overworked cock is worn down to a tiny, beaten nub. Now THAT'S getting it on!
 

farmboy

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Ahhhh....not sure how to say this...but sometimes attempts at humor crosses the line , and I think this thread has done exactly that.
SP's are women , and I respect all women, and especially SP's....personally I don't think this has much humor in it......rather dis-tastefull humor I guess. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

shopaoface

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Ahhhh....not sure how to say this...but sometimes attempts at humor crosses the line , and I think this thread has done exactly that.
SP's are women , and I respect all women, and especially SP's....personally I don't think this has much humor in it......rather dis-tastefull humor I guess. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
I don't see how that was offensive ... We're just trying to have a laugh by going off topic. People have been using the Hellen Keller comparison since Family Guy. I guess we come from two different comedic generations. My apologies for it being offensive. Anyways, I showed this to an SP and she had a laugh.
 

spinnerman2

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Ahhhh....not sure how to say this...but sometimes attempts at humor crosses the line , and I think this thread has done exactly that.
SP's are women , and I respect all women, and especially SP's....personally I don't think this has much humor in it......rather dis-tastefull humor I guess. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
I have to agree with Farmboy I have met a number of sps over the years that I would would consider very nice people and I look at them aqs real people with real feelings
 

shopaoface

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I have to agree with Farmboy I have met a number of sps over the years that I would would consider very nice people and I look at them aqs real people with real feelings
So by that same logic Hellen Keller has no real feelings? Or is not a very nice person?

OK ... I'll stop it ... I understand your point. BTW, I didn't mean to imply such a negative connotation towards SPs ... all I meant to do was to get a laugh by adding onto M69's post. I guess I'm no comedian.

Anyways, back on topic ... Savanna & Phoenix take the top spot for me also. Whether its Savanna, or Phoenix, or Both, I've always had a blast with them both in the service & non-service departments.
 

Master69

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I had Alexander Graham Bell connect Keller and I with two of his brand new phones to try the first phone sex. But she was hard to understand and kept saying "EH?" when I told her my fantasies. So she doesn't get an honourable mention.

Kept tripping over the phone cord too.

Master69 ... I do believe you forgot Helen Keller ... She at least deserves an honorable mention.
 

ComicalKazee

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After seeing Alyson on Tuesday, I have to add her to this list. In fact, all the way to the top! #1!
 
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