Too close for comfort! Friend moving into an Incall location where I visit often BAH!

[badbadboy]

Am I ever wondering what to do about this one?

One of the in calls I have visited probably about 20 times in the past 12 months may soon have a new tenant who is too close to home for BBB.

I got an excited call telling me about this sweet location, within walking distance to work, within walking distance to a pub we go to together and the price is unbelievably good for them.

I say "what's the address?" and they told me and my heart sank. WTF, I have been to this incall so many times that I know the suite number and buzz code off by heart.

Chances of the SP changing incall location - virtually NIL.

Chances of the SP doing an outcall to see me at a hotel - er maybe but my net cost goes up accordingly.

Chances of BBB being spotted inside the building by BBB's friend - Most Likely! This person works shift work and can be up and around during the daytime when I typically poon so the chances are probable that I would be busted eventually.

"What are you doing here?"

"Um, er, ah, busted!"

So many condo's in Vancouver and why this one of all places!?!

BBB must find a way to muddy the waters and tell them this place is just no good for them haha. On the other hand I will also go on the hunt for a place for them that I have not visited an SP.

Open to suggestions about this one Perbites! Help please.

 

[Alix Turner]

make a better offer on the apartment and stall signing anything until your friend gets a lease elsewhere.

is it dickish?... there are so many grey areas in life...

 

[badbadboy]

make a better offer on the apartment and stall signing anything until your friend gets a lease elsewhere.

is it dickish?... there are so many grey areas in life...

We do think alike haha! Winner

I was thinking of bumping it by a $150 a month which would mean my friend would look elsewhere :nod:

Do you normally speak in third person?

Lots of fish in the sea man. Look at it as an opportunity to meet new girls?

1. Yes, I do. Isn't that cool? My forum name speaking in the third person.
2. Yes, I have been recruiting for a new batting rotation this season and had quite a bit of success. This SP though has a spell on me!

Cue music!

 

[cherise]

when you want to see the sp ,phone your friend to say you were going to be in the are and were thinking of popping by if they were going to be home...if they are have a short visit ,if they arent you know the coast is clear

 

[Blonde Brynn]

For insurance, carry a couple of file folders with official-looking labels. If you run into someone you know, say you are discussing tech specs with a contractor who works from their home office.

Just something off the top of my head

 

[vancity_cowboy]

tell them you heard the place is infested with bedbugs

 

[badbadboy]

Cherise - thats a great plan!

Sarah - trust me an ill fitting wig and a trench coat are not things I would like to keep in my car along with the rest of my pooner bag. haha.

For insurance, carry a couple of file folders with official-looking labels. If you run into someone you know, say you are discussing tech specs with a contractor who works from their home office.

Just something off the top of my head

You definitely have the right idea Brynn! I do actually visit a few "consultants" who work on contracts for major players and this is not out of the realm of believability.

Next time, I will bring an armful of folders and data sheets with me too!

 

[Blonde Brynn]

Next time, I will bring an armful of folders and data sheets with me too!

If any of those are line graphs, particularly those with transparent overlays, I so want in.

Ooooooh, baby..... *drools*

 

[badbadboy]

tell them you heard the place is infested with bedbugs

That's a good idea and as it turns out the building next door is infested. Problem is the Yaletown / West End Bed Bug problem is rampant.

I checked the registry and the building next door has multiple complaints.

 

[BORKO]

That's a good idea and as it turns out the building next door is infested. Problem is the Yaletown / West End Bed Bug problem is rampant.

I checked the registry and the building next door has multiple complaints.

You could always fake a complaint on the bed bug registry.

But instead of a hatching an evil supervillain plan or sitcom hijink plan that is bound to go wrong, your friend could move in uninterrupted, you could help them move and have some pizza and beer after and then you could just have the escort do outcalls and everyone wins?

 

[badbadboy]

If any of those are line graphs, particularly those with transparent overlays, I so want in.

Ooooooh, baby..... *drools*

We could always go to Staples, Office Depot etc first haha

Funny how stationary can have a great effect upon people?

 

[deleted Miss Lux]

You could post a complaint and then send him the link.. *shudder*

 

[Gotee-man]

Invest in a good disguise.

I was thinking of the same thing. Get like a hat, sunglasses, a fake mustache and a set of clothes that your friend would not associate with u and u are set. U could probably find most of that stuff in a thrift store. :clap2:

 

[badbadboy]

I live in New West and I wish I had a Micro in my high rise building . I doubt there is any here in New west. Just my luck lol.


BBB.....Is this a High rise you live in and does it have more than one entrance ?

I live in a house in suburbia and my friend is moving or potentially moving into a Condo Downtown that has an incall I have visited often and I fully intend on returning as usual :nod:

I will have to ask the SP if there is an alternate entrance if my friend does move into the same building.

I am still liking Brynn's response about visiting an independent contractor. That one might just work unless I am pressed for a name. Grrr, hate making up a lie to cover for another lie because it just makes my life more complicated when I am really trying to simply things.

 

[yazoo]

Sometimes downtown condo owners who don't have cars rent their parking spaces out - you can save a lot on downtown parking. If you were to find one in that building it would explain being there.

Failing that you're just going to have to buy a condo. Then you can come collect the rent, fix the garbage disposal, inspect for bedbugs...

 

[Violet]

I like the idea of lying about what you're doing there way better than the idea of hatching any nefarious plans to make the building undesirable or unavailable to your friend. IMO, there's nothing wrong with telling him/her about some other great places you came across and focusing on the downsides of this particular place, but it seems a bit much to start doing things like reporting the place for a fake bedbug infestation (which adversely affects a lot of other people than just your friend! it could even adversely affect your SP).

I don't know your particular situation, but assuming this person is just a platonic friend who you don't feel like telling you see SPS, I don't think this is even that huge a deal - unless you are morally opposed to or incapable of lying and will suddenly blurt out "I'm here to have sex with an escort!!!" if you bump into your friend and he/she asks what you're doing in the building. I have had an incall where I knew someone who worked very nearby who I did not want knowing I was an SP and it worked out fine even though I did run into them multiple times.

There are plenty of excuses you can come up with for visiting someone in the building, which will cost you no money, only a little time spent on coming up with a good one beforehand so you will be prepared. And it should be one you can use more than once without it being weird. Something related to business would be good; I have had clients use Brynn's suggestion before without incident.

Did you find out what floor your friend is considering moving to? I'm assuming it's not like he/she's moving into the suite next door to the SP, correct? It's just that you're worried about it seeming suspicious if you are seen at the front door or in the elevator and to their knowledge have no friends in the building?

I think I would tell the SP and ask for her advice. Unless you don't want the SP to know that you know someone in the building, it seems like she could best help you determine what to do/say if you, for example, say you're there on business and your friend says, "Oh who are you doing business with?" Of course I would try to avoid that question coming up in the first place though: pretend you're in a rush, ask your friend questions to distract them, etc.

If this is an average medium-large building then I don't think an alternate entrance is going to solve the problem because I assume you'd still be using the same elevator, just perhaps entering from a different floor like a parking garage. I suppose you could get some of those suction cup shoes to help you scale the exterior wall and she can let you in through the balcony.

I also like the idea of becoming more nosy about your friend's work schedule and whereabouts.

 

[newatit]

well from another perspective, there is usually some one or more than one person in the building who is likely aware of the SP's activity. Having been involved with property management and so on, you find that it isn't long before it is noticed, and while the SP may never know she has been spotted, the word gets around in the building and a lot of people know. And you friend would likely hear about it sooner or later or his mate will. And if your friend spots you coming out of the apartment, game over. No excuse is going to pass.

If you can arrange you meetings when that friend isn't around, better deal. But now you may have the other complication of others seeing you then seeing you go into your friend's place on a different occasion. careful.

 

[felixthecat]

Any chance your friend has chosen the place to be closer to the same incall? Sometimes coincidences are not coincidences.

 

[Dnice]

Does the building have a gym? Convince your friend to get you a spare fob, offer to pay for the cost. Somehow convince him you want to use that gym to get fit. There's your excuse if he crashes into you. You just finished a "workout", which isn't completely a lie. You'll always have to carry a bag of gym clothes with you...

 

[Tarzen]

Some excuses...
1. Here to see if u home to go for dessert.. There's a nice cheesecake down the block.
Or go for a beer

2. Meeting some guy from craigslist for a smartphone...

3. Meeting my accountant that lives here

4. Meeting my private doctor for some Chinese acupuncture for my back

5. Seeing the gem of my love that lives here... When the time is ripe will introduce her to you.

6. My co worker lives here n is sick so droppings of a get well box of chocolate n flower

No big deal if u bump into your friend by lightning... Give n excuse but
Dont make it fishy.. If u act or dress like a thief... Your friend will pick up
Something fishy...