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Do not ask me for something normal. The only thing normal in my life is the cycle on my dryer.
Do not speak in acronyms. I have a hard enough time with the English language
Do not email me 20min before you want me to come out. I have a phone number on my contact page for a reason
Please do not stick your tongue down my throat and your hand up my dress within 5 second of arriving Wait at least 30 seconds
Do not ask me if I’m a cop at which the answer will always be YES!!
Do not expect me to read your mind I have a hard enough time analyzing my own. Tell me what you want; I am always happy to please.
Do not tell me I am so lucky that I have the best job in the world and how you wish you had my job. You have no idea the things I do.
If you call PLEASE leave a message as I may be in the bathroom, sleeping or getting ready for you to call. Please always leave a message!
My favorite is when a gentleman asks me if I have something or if I’ve been tested – this always ALWAYS asked after the fact!
Please treat me with dignity and respect and I will treat you the same. I know you work hard at you job as I do mine. Lets work together to make sure we both have an enjoyable time. Your pleasure is paramount to me.
Do not ask me for something normal. The only thing normal in my life is the cycle on my dryer.
Do not speak in acronyms. I have a hard enough time with the English language
Do not email me 20min before you want me to come out. I have a phone number on my contact page for a reason
Please do not stick your tongue down my throat and your hand up my dress within 5 second of arriving Wait at least 30 seconds
Do not ask me if I’m a cop at which the answer will always be YES!!
Do not expect me to read your mind I have a hard enough time analyzing my own. Tell me what you want; I am always happy to please.
Do not tell me I am so lucky that I have the best job in the world and how you wish you had my job. You have no idea the things I do.
If you call PLEASE leave a message as I may be in the bathroom, sleeping or getting ready for you to call. Please always leave a message!
My favorite is when a gentleman asks me if I have something or if I’ve been tested – this always ALWAYS asked after the fact!
Please treat me with dignity and respect and I will treat you the same. I know you work hard at you job as I do mine. Lets work together to make sure we both have an enjoyable time. Your pleasure is paramount to me.
