To all classy hookers

mustangjoe

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How's about you put some friggin gel or hairspray in the shitroom? If I take a shower at your place in the middle of the day, I don't want to go back to work with the "I've just been with a hooker" look. I'm thinking it's not too much over head.
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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Dec 20, 2004
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Looks like you've never come by to see me. I've offered after care products since I've started in 2003. Included in my goody basket:
-mouthwash with cups
-toothbrushes with covers
-toothpaste
-hairspray
-hair pomade
-hair gel
-hair mousse
-unscented lotion
-scented lotion (green tea and oranges)
-glycerin hand lotion
-unscented spray anti-perspirant

for the shower
-assorted body washes
-shower sponges
-face cloths
-2 in 1 shampoos
-bar soap

available upon request
-ionic hair dryer

coming soon
-barber combs in jar in barbicide


Am I missing anything? Besides "bedhead" is in.
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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fukk all that buuuuuuuuuuuuul shit, just keep a bottle of Brut in the glove box and fukk off back to work. Besides is there really anybody at work you could give two squirts-0-piss about impressing that much.
 

Stew

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Jan 3, 2004
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Ebbets Field
hitrack sort of hits the nail on this one.

Primary responsibility would seem to rest with the pooner who does not have to bring the bed or the shower or the condoms. The pooner brings the penis and the cash. Is a small travel pack that outrageous, especially if one wants to ensure one finishes the day with the same products one started the day with? Surely some of us were in Boy Scouts ("Be Prepared")?

That being said, kudos to ladies like CLM who seems to offer quite a selection. :)

Stew
 

LonelyGhost

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mustangjoe said:
How's about you put some friggin gel or hairspray in the shitroom? If I take a shower at your place in the middle of the day, I don't want to go back to work with the "I've just been with a hooker" look. I'm thinking it's not too much over head.
jeez, quit you're whining and take it like a man ...
just squeeze your junk out of the condom and use that!

here's a styling suggestion:

 

Chantal

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Oct 3, 2004
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For the Guys!

That drive convertibles....I was asked for "SUNSCREEN"...I have "NOW"
 

Lurker 123

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Jul 23, 2003
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Somewhere in BC
Creole Lady, you should be a sp trainer. I wish those sps I have visited are as well equiped as you do!You have set the new industrial standard!:rolleyes:

For hygene reason, I prefer liquid soap than bar soap. No offence,I prefer not to share the same piece of soap with other pooners !
 

Jodie

B.Bj, M.Sog, Fs.D
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Lurker 123 said:
For hygene reason, I prefer liquid soap than bar soap. No offence,I prefer not to share the same piece of soap with other pooners !
Why not? You don't like using soap with someone else's short curlies stuck to it? I hear they have a nice exfoliating effect! :D
 

sdw

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The difference between a $ SP and a $$ SP, the aftercare products stocked in the Lavatory.
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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Lurker 123 said:
Creole Lady, you should be a sp trainer. I wish those sps I have visited are as well equiped as you do!You have set the new industrial standard!:rolleyes:

For hygene reason, I prefer liquid soap than bar soap. No offence,I prefer not to share the same piece of soap with other pooners !
That's why I have an assortment of body washes. And yes sunblock, too!
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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paigeadams said:
I too have a stocked bathroom but offer seperate shampoo/conditioner (not everyone uses conditioner) and for health reasons I don't use shower sponges or bar soap.

I also offer an assortment of combs, toothbrushes as well as small containers of solid underarm sticks that I ask them to keep (something to keep in the car for emergencies or they can leave them at my place in a bag with their name on for their future use).

Paige __________

Shower sponges go in the washing machine with the towels they used in a hot wash.

Bar soaps are well self-cleaning, it's soap. Just run it under the water for a few seconds to get the "germs" off.
 

Lurker 123

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Jul 23, 2003
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Ilovethemall said:
If you DFK and DATY - hate to inform you but you are sharing wayyyyyy more than soap.
You are right .That's why I prefer to be the 1st client in the morning!:D
Imagine if the lady has five clients a day ,(no offence!)I doubt she will take five to six showers a day!:rolleyes:
 

shedevil

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Jul 19, 2005
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SHIT!

I keep that stuff around, but not gel nor hairspray. Ooops. :eek:

I try to keep things simple and TIDY.

Mouthwash, individual cups. Spectro Jel unscented, pump bottle, no sharing.

No sharing anything, that's just wrong.

Everyone gets their own towels, face cloths and hand towels.

I am anal enough to clean the shower after each use.

I read enough on here about trashed in calls and messy places.

Lurker 123 said:
You are right .That's why I prefer to be the 1st client in the morning!:D
Imagine if the lady has five clients a day ,(no offence!)I doubt she will take five to six showers a day!:rolleyes:
I shower before and after. Sometimes it is almost 6 times a day. It is my standard.

SD
 

Hollybaby

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Nov 23, 2005
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Imagine if the lady has five clients a day ,(no offence!)I doubt she will take five to six showers a day!
Are you kidding? Of course she would take 5-6 showers a day,at least I hope so! I would never see a client without showering if I'd seen someone else that day. An important part of this service is being completely clean, fresh and smelling good :)
 
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