Tips for picking up a SW

Jalapeno

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I'm kind of nervous to pick up a SW because I don't want it to be a cop. How do you guys approach SW's and what do you have to say to them to get into trouble, if they are a cop. I've been told that all you have to do is talk to them at all to get into trouble.

I saw one is surrey tonight and she looked really good, about 20ish, but I thought she could be a cop, and didn't know how to find out without getting busted, if indeed she was. Is it safer to go for younger ones that are less likely to be cops?

Also, before picking one up, do you scope out areas where you could take them? I am not really into BJ's so I would be getting FS, and wonder how hidden of a spot I should find.

Thanks for reading this and for any help you may be kind enough to provide.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Bobo The Rabbits guide to Picking up hookers.


So you see a girl you think might be a SW and you want to pick her up.
First if she is not at a corner drive ahead to a corner and wait for her, most cops don't care unless you pull over in the middle of the street and try and pick her up there, block corners are best.
To avoid cops simply pull up to the girl have your passenger side window down, but door locked.
Now you are closer and if you decide you do not like her just don't unlock your door and drive off.
However if you do like her looks wave her towards you, make eye contact, unlock the door and let her in.
NEVER talk money or services while she is on the street and you are in your car. That is how idiots get busted and most legit SWs know the deal and will hop right in.
Once the girl is in your car start driving and ask her if you can touch her and she can touch you. Ask to touch her down there, just a light skin on skin pat, if she says no, then drop her back. Do not waver on this! Some girls will say just touch my tits, but for your own safety only accept a genital pat, dont be rude or make any demands, if she is not comfortable drop her off. Once your hand has touched her genitals skin to skin you know she is not a cop, now discuss services.

You can only be arrested for comunicating in public, in Canada sex for money is not illegal, comunicating in public is. So never say ANYTHING about sex or cash/numbers untill you have touched her. No cop is going to let some guy touch her there. So if a girl says " do you have blank to spend?" Or "do you want a blow job?" and you have not touched her or she won't let you touch her first, get out of there.

Once you agree on act and price find a place to park that you pick and give her cash before the act if you get a good feeling from her. It's better to be ripped off and have a girl run out your car then to have one attack you. Be nice and sweet to the girl and know the going rate in that area for the act you want, maybe go up the norm by 10.

SWs are good every now and then because they are not only cheap but you will find some real gems once in a while.
The key to picking up SWs is being picky. You might have to drive home with no action that night but that's how you ensure more hits then misses. If you meet a girl you like, get her number, a pay as you go disposable phone is a must for any guy.

Now to those who say "ewwww a Hooker you are going to catch a disease/they are all crack heads" that is simply not true.
Most of them are but fact is that girls hook before they become a SP, hooking is the starting point for many SPs and a lot of 9-5 girls might do it when they are low on cash once or twice a month. These are the girls you want.

Plus you are much safer with a girl who hooks 2 or 3 times a month then a girl who is a SP and sees 20-40 or more guys a month.

When it comes to street walkers you don't have any gurantee for services, but you can meet a lot of great young girls who can be enthusiastic and passionate, also having a really nice car helps. Also your own hygine is important, stop at a gas station and wash your junk off. SWs can often be a spur of the moment late night choice but if you learn to be picky you will find some great ones.

It will take a while but eventualy you will be able to tell a lot about the girl just from seeing how she acts at the corner.
Pay attention to their walk and if she makes eye contact with passing cars, sitting down is a bad sign.

Remember to take your time.
Also hide your cell phone and wallet in the trunk.
You get to where you will be doing it, take the keys out of the ignition and keep then in a very hard for her to reach place.
Only carry the amount of cash you plan to spend for what you want.
If it turns out she will do a extra for more cash just hit a ATM later.
 
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MaxBoner

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Bobo is spot on. Not much else to say it's something that comes with practice. Some girls might not want to get in the car if their new or unsure if your a cop, so a line I use very often is : 'do you need a ride'? Most often this seals it, but if not ask again and wink at her. Usually if that doesn't work, then she is a cop or completely retarded, both of which you don't need.

I have found some real gems out there also, and don't let anyone say a SW is lower than a SP, if service and looks are the same, why pay 200 for something you can get for 60. And safety 1st, always park where you want to park, not somewhere she suggests.
 

Smoothmover

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Just a question about the "asking to touch"

Do you say "Can I touch you", then go for the skin on skin touching of your hand and her pussy, or Do you say, "Can I touch your pussy", and if so, does that get you in trouble with the "talking about sex part"

Can you just whip out your cock?, Will a regular SW have a problem with grabbing it and giving it a few strokes before payment and details are discussed? Is a cop allowed to do the same? Also, if she is a cop and is stroking your junk, but you haven't discussed sex or money, Are you guilty of anything?

Also, if it is a cop in your car, and your driving around asking to touch her and getting the "tits through the clothes is ok" and you get pulled over before you drop her off, what happens then? Do they come to the window and say "Can we have our Cop back now", Do they arrest you?, or did you get to "cop" a cheap feel on Law enforcement and they just let you go?

Just curious, I don't want to ever slip up
 
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oppai

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Don't forget to come to a full stop on both the pick up and drop off.
 

Jalapeno

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Thank you bobo, that is a very clear picture of how to do things. I couldn't have asked for anything more, you rule!
 
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Important Tip

Make sure you hooker proof your vehicle before and after.

1) make sure you take your house keys out from your key chain or have a spare ignition key last thing you want is a bad date where she takes the keys from the ignition and chucks them out.

2) wallet in the trunk carry money differant pockets. I usually have some under the visor.

3) most important make sure when she leaves u drive to a well lit place like a gas station walk out of the car to the passenger side and get rid of the condom package ddo not trust the sp on this... That would tough to explain to the wife....Its happened to me even after said she took the wrapper.
 
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