Tina @ Penthouse

[tongtong22]

Let me just say before I get into to much, worst session I have ever had. No chemistry, no passion, even if it is fake, nothing. Just a brutal session.

I have wanted to see her for a long time now. Her pictures intrigued me a ton and I figured why not go and see what she is all about. BIG mistake. I am only going to see girls who are well reviewed from now on. At least I know what I'm getting myself into.

So the session itself started out by me being put into the Penthouse Room. The girl who put me in there asked me if I wanted some water and I said yes. She came back and gave me my water. Then Tina came in. She looked A LOT different from her pictures. I mean, not drastically but there was a big difference. I guess the more makeup the better you look. So she came into the room, asked me to put my money on the table for what kind of session I wanted and then told me to shower. She didn't even start the shower for me. I like for girls to do those kinds of things for me. She didn't and I put mu money on the table for her.

So then she came back in and all I wanted was a massage and BJ. Well that is $200 at PH, not $180 like is normal in most places. Maybe that has changed. I don't know. Anyways, she massged me for all of 5 minutes, I massaged her for all of 5 minutes. I asked her to turn over to massage her front. No, I wasn't allowed. Proceeded to the CBJ which was really tough for me to get into. I finally thought of another girl, let it all go and got the hell out of there ASAP. Had a shower after too and I had to start it myself as well. Like I said, normally I like for the girl to do that. But whatever.

Tina has turned me off of this hobby for a while. Brutal session that cost me more than it should have.

L-8(Good looking girl)
A-5(No enthusiasm at all in the session from her. I tried to get into it but yeah, nothing).
S-3(Brutal massage, brutal extra fun...just brutal)

Penthouse is the shittiest MP in Edmonton right now. Decent looking girls but shitty service.

Never am I going there again. It's brutal.

 

[Mick Shagher]

Penthouse is the shittiest MP in Edmonton right now. Decent looking girls but shitty service.

Never am I going there again. It's brutal.

I doubt weather you will get any argument about that. You could say that this place has gone from the Penthouse to the Outhouse!

 

[Louieman]

I always Curious of penthouse studio,top name,high class place to be,i was gonna go someday give a try,after tong tong reveiw about Tina,i am wondering ,are all the girl like this and $200 for bj? Mick Shagher,you probable
have something to share that penthouse, hey tong tong, check your pm

 

[poontanghunter]

Louieman, the place started to go downhill right after they brought in some staff from sinderellas and really went downhill with no brakes after Gina left

 

[Louieman]

thats too bad, thats a great location,u see my pm

 

[DQ Guy]

Only been there a few times. and i have to agree so far with the service

 

[jhnnyb]

I really think it depends on who you see there. I seen Evah and enjoyed spending time with her, non rushed and we connected. I've yet to see Misha and Tiffany and I've read good reviews about them.

 

[wolverine]

I will miss Penthouse. I had some awesome sessions with some of the best SPs in town. But it's dead to me now.

 

[Mick Shagher]

I will miss Penthouse. I had some awesome sessions with some of the best SPs in town. But it's dead to me now.

Ah yes. For me, memories of awesome times with Cassidy on the futon and in the jacuzzi. But now that seems like light years ago.

 

[Stubbs]

Agree

AGREE, that place isnt the best. Which is odd since it is in a great location.
But i also had a bad session there. First and last time there..
Sorry to hear the $$$ went down the drain.

 

[Bartdude]

What a fucking waste of time.

Looks hot - quotes way high price for CBJ.

Lame BJ - won't let me hardly touch her even.

Rushed. Mechanical.

Absolutely brutal experience.

Will not go back there again.

Period.

 

[Mick Shagher]

So I guess it's unanimous. Tina Sucks!!! And not in a good way..

So much for Miss Moi's comments about how the service and attitudes are changing for the better at Penthouse. Sounds like the same line of BS to me.

 

[moi]

sori mick, i don't know how most of the girls are IN SESSION, although some i have done doubles with so i know.

i don't necessarily get along with all these girls listed, but tryin for an unbiased opinion as some girls i DON'T like DO give good service from what i know.

Ones NOT listed are simply because i don't know them well enough to give a confident opinion, or others.

suggestions are:

savannah
tiffany
petra
evah
ling
kim
skye

 

[poontanghunter]

sori mick, i don't know how most of the girls are IN SESSION, although some i have done doubles with so i know.

i don't necessarily get along with all these girls listed, but tryin for an unbiased opinion as some girls i DON'T like DO give good service from what i know.

Ones NOT listed are simply because i don't know them well enough to give a confident opinion, or others.

suggestions are:

savannah
tiffany
petra
evah
ling
kim
skye

Moi, just a thought, buy maybe its because us perberts are educated as to what is available and the better caliber girls out there and know better than to accept such second/third/fourth rate service

i remember my pre-perb days, and what i accepted as good/common service was crap.

 

[moi]

Moi, just a thought, buy maybe its because us perberts are educated as to what is available and the better caliber girls out there and know better than to accept such second/third/fourth rate service

i remember my pre-perb days, and what i accepted as good/common service was crap.

that's true too, of course, everyone has different opinions rite. just the ones who speak out usualli make the bad reports which are more memorable than good ones which is human behavior.

although, if i was to say, have a caucasian client that was horrible, would i be biased if i refused to take any caucasian clients because of that one?

seems kind of ridiculous to say don't you think when that's exactly what you are doing to us.

and did any of you ever stop to think that the way you speak of us girls is simply rude? all trying to get the best lay for the cheapest buck and complaining how girls charge this for this etc.

how would you like it if we spoke of you that way? well actually, we do, but we don't voice it out on the forums.

like oh this user xxxx smells horrible even after his shower and bla bla bla...and has a weird fetish of this, or his size is like that... jus put yourself in our shoes for once

 

[Mick Shagher]

although, if i was to say, have a caucasian client that was horrible, would i be biased if i refused to take any caucasian clients because of that one?

seems kind of ridiculous to say don't you think when that's exactly what you are doing to us.

Girl, now you're just not making any sense. You're anology is more akin to a poster saying he had a terrible experiance with a blonde SP, so all blondes must be bad. What we're talking about here has nothing to do with prejudice. It has to do with certain SPs earning their $250-$300 and not just thinking us clients are walking ATMs.

 

[Mick Shagher]

how would you like it if we spoke of you that way? well actually, we do, but we don't voice it out on the forums.

like oh this user xxxx smells horrible even after his shower and bla bla bla...and has a weird fetish of this, or his size is like that... jus put yourself in our shoes for once

Sorry to break this to you my dear, but you're not telling us something we didn't already know a long time ago. Sure we know you girls talk about us behind our backs. And not just to your co-workers but girls at other studios as well.
It's almost amusing how some SPs in this buisness will be so nice to a client in the room and then slag and laugh at him once he's out the door. Throughout my years I've overheard things and so have many other guys I've talked to. So don't come on here and say we're rude. At least if we have something bad to say about an SP and don't like her, we'll do it in public, rather than behind their backs and then pretend that we like her.

 

[poontanghunter]

that's true too, of course, everyone has different opinions rite. just the ones who speak out usualli make the bad reports which are more memorable than good ones which is human behavior.

although, if i was to say, have a caucasian client that was horrible, would i be biased if i refused to take any caucasian clients because of that one?

seems kind of ridiculous to say don't you think when that's exactly what you are doing to us.

and did any of you ever stop to think that the way you speak of us girls is simply rude? all trying to get the best lay for the cheapest buck and complaining how girls charge this for this etc.

how would you like it if we spoke of you that way? well actually, we do, but we don't voice it out on the forums.

like oh this user xxxx smells horrible even after his shower and bla bla bla...and has a weird fetish of this, or his size is like that... jus put yourself in our shoes for once

logic my dear, it is sadly lacking from your post

IF we have an bad experience with a SP named Tina, then we are full well to say (and we are doing just that) avoid Tina

IF we are having the same problems with a number of PH staffers, then a warning about the PH staffers is in order

notice we are not saying do not see any/all sp's at all/any/other studio

nor not see any sp's that are like Tina (female or race like your argument)

just to avoid the PH girls because the majority have crappy attitudes, run a fast clock and from this post, sure do think highly of themselves.

there is a cancer that seems to affect every sp that goes into that place, sad to say, it appears you have caught it,

BTW, perhaps you can explain why a lot of the PH girls are advertising on EC, not busy enough at PH? we have told you the reasons why, so maybe LEARN something instead of being the studio mouthpiece and attacking us

P.S. all you girls have the proper licenses to allow escorting right?

 

[moi]

obviously we have been over this many a time, when u read the previous posts about men saying they should avoid PH in total because of one or two girls, IS an example of my race comment.

You haven't been with all PH girls, nor am I asking you to. What I am asking is to avoid the SP you had a bad experience with, and not judge all the girls in general, because NO you haven't met all the girls on staff, and YES you are referring to PREVIOUS staff, NOT the staff we have now. I for one, know the two receptionists are EXTREMELY friendly and even chit chat and joke around with the clients while walking them to the rooms, not like a Jenna you mentioned before.

NO we don't think you are made of ATM machines, but you somehow think we should keep charging less and less for BETTER service. Alot of you give out the impression all we do is lay back and rake in the cash.

DO YOU KNOW what we have to go through? Sure, maybe you were a pleasant client, what about the one before you or the one after you? How many girls do you know in this business who have been physically and/or mentally hurt?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA what we go through, just like the kind of stress you go through at a cushy office job, or sweating it out in the heat doing contruction, we charge what we believe we are worth and all the trouble we go to. If your boss tells you you're not worth what he is paying you how would you feel?
I'm not saying you're our boss, but what I am saying is you have service with us, then say we're not worth as much as what we charge. So you have a bad session, maybe you should tell the girl yourself and ask her if she's having a bad day, or you don't like when she does this, or that. Don't just sit there, get to your finish and come on here and talk shit.
Obviously that's more productive then hiding behind your computer and insulting these women in a forum where everyone can laugh at her or scorn her.Most of us go to work everyday, to try to please men like you, who OBVIOUSLY cannot be pleased out here where everyone can see it. If you could be satisfied completely, you wouldn't hop to girl after girl, looking for something cheaper and better.

I really don't care if you come to PH at all, I just don't like being "judged" because of other people's actions. Our prices are probably for a different demographic ANYWAYS for many who post on here, because of what they think is reasonable for prices. The Asian Micros or 97street are probably more in your range.
You complain about having to pay first? Do you go to Mcdonalds, buy a big mac, eat it first and then pay? No...think about clients we've had previously who HAVE ripped us off. There are many precautions taken in any industry BECAUSE of previous people ruining the trust and you go along with it. Get over it and just accept it.

 

[Mick Shagher]

I'm not saying you're our boss, but what I am saying is you have service with us, then say we're not worth as much as what we charge.

Most of us go to work everyday, to try to please men like you, who OBVIOUSLY cannot be pleased out here where everyone can see it. If you could be satisfied completely, you wouldn't hop to girl after girl, looking for something cheaper and better.

I really don't care if you come to PH at all, I just don't like being "judged" because of other people's actions.

Funny how you complain that guys on PERB are being unfair and judging all the girls at Penthouse because of the actions of just a few, yet based on your comments you seem to be grouping all your clients as being cheap bastards who don't want to pay what you demand. Seems quite hyprocritical to me my dear.

Ever think maybe there's a reason why lots of the guys who visit you ask for a lower price? Maybe that says something about what you're asking is not equatable to what you're providing.