TIME to celebrate !! First BAD REVIEW !!

[Annalise Lane]

~ waves to trailer trash ~

Ask me if it is real or not and who I think posted it. !!

WHAT A DISASTER THIS WOMAN IS. I MET WITH HER A WEEK AGO BECAUSE I COULDNT GET AHOLD OF ANY OTHER ESCORTS. SHE IS FUCKING HUGE AND A TYPICAL BBW. A BBW THAT THINKS SHE IS ATTRACTIVE. NO FUCKING WAY. THIS WOMAN IS FAT SMELLY AND SO FULL OF HERSELF ITS SICK. SHE THINKS SHE CAN COMPETE WITH OTHER ESCORTS IN EDMONTON CALGARY AND VANCOUVER. IN HER DREAMS. THIS WOMAN SHOULDNT EVEN CALL HERSELF A ESCORT. SHE IS TRAILER TRASH AND DISGUSTING. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED AROUND AND LEFT BUT INSTEAD I OFFERED HER HALF OF THE FEE AND TOLD HER I WASNT INTERESTED. SHE GOT PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME. AT LEAST I OFFERED TO GIVE HER HALF SO IT WASNT A TOTAL LOSS FOR HER. I TRIED TO BE FAIR AND ALL I GOT WAS ATTITUDE. SHE HAS A FEW GOOD REVIEWS BUT I HAVE A BUDDY THAT MET HER AND SHE OFFERED HIM 25% OFF TO POST A GOOD REVIEW ABOUT HER. HOW MANY OTHER GUYS ARE GETTING OFFERS LIKE THIS JUST TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD. I PERSONALLY THINK ITS DISGUSTING AND DISGRACEFUL FOR A ESCORT TO DO SUCH A THING. WHAT GOOD IS A REVIEW IF ITS NOT AN HONEST REVIEW INSTEAD OF PAYING GUYS OFF? SHE SHOUL NOT BE IN BUSINESS IF THIS IS THE KIND OF WOMAN SHE IS PLUS FROM WHAT I SEEN. IM PRETTY SURE SHE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM AND IS OFTEN DRUNK AS I CALLED HER 2 TIMES AND BOTH TIMES SHE SAID SHE WAS FEELING DRUNK FROM DRINKING WINE. SHE IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH ESCORTS. WOULD I SUGGEST SEEING HER? YES IF YOU WANT A DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE. SHE SHOULD FIND A NEW OCCUPATION. BEING A TYPICAL BBW SHE WILL LAUGH AT THIS REVIEW AND CALL ME A LIAR. SHE WILL TELL ME I AM FULL OF SHIT AND THAT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. OK SURE. A LOT OF BBW'S DONT GET IT. THEY ARE NASTY AND ONLY A SMALL GROUP OF GUYS LIKE THEM.

 

[reddeerguy]

Is it real or not? Who posted it?

What do I win now?

 

[stryker]

Sounds about her speed Anna,It's an obviouse fake ment to take a shot at someone.I wouldn't be surprised if it came from her

 

[kehoe]

the good thing about this Anna is that the review is so bad and so badly written that it's easy to identify as a probable fake. If you know who it is, call him/her to the carpet for a bitch slap.

 

[CalgaryJenn]

I think I am going to be pulling my ads from that site as well. Seems Pam and some of the other girls have been having problems with that site. I hate childish and immature people and I think it is teenaged kids posting these damned things. The moderators of that site don't seem to watch or give a damn either. I have talked to a couple of girls who have had problems on that site, and they actually had to threaten legal action to have their own ads pulled because the site and the people running don't give a damn.

 

[Annalise Lane]

looks like it was posted on July 5th.

I have never been turned away at the door, except for when Shona hooked me up for a double. Yes he paid a travel cost but that was back when we had snow.

I have never thought I was better then anyone infact I know I'm not. Just a regular gal who likes sex and meeting new people.

There are tons of sexy ladies out there in the escort world, why the hell would I be someone special.. I'm not .. just trying to make a living doing cool things in the process.

 

[kehoe]

that's the spirit Anna, like water off a ducks' back.

 

[Annalise Lane]

the good thing about this Anna is that the review is so bad and so badly written that it's easy to identify as a probable fake. If you know who it is, call him/her to the carpet for a bitch slap.

it's not worth that much energy !!!

I'm a bit excited by the bad review ... and to think I thought I walked on water and the sun, moon and stars rose on my ass.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Looks like whoever it was it's someone had more than their Caps Lock key defective. Don't let it bother you Anna.

 

[Annalise Lane]

Of course you don't. You wouldn't just not like someone or say how you're not interested in someone for no reason would you? No.

It's a shame when people just don't like you and slam you for no reason. My sympathies Dear. It's pathetic when it happens.

Oh Ava - liking someone professionally and persoanlly is very different and I have seen how sometimes a gal will write something then within sec's change their minds and edit their posts.

Its been a long time since you attacked a gal on the board but some of us dont forget.

 

[Annalise Lane]

So? That's what the edit button is for. What exactly is wrong with editing a post?

When did I ever attack you? I have never 'attacked' anyone on the board.

It was when I first got on here, and you made a comment about fat chicks and old ladies being in this biz .. that they had NO business doing this for work. YOU edited it almost right away but I will never forget it. You also seem to edit out your true feelings in some of your posts and sugar coat things.

Ava just because we wont book you doesn't mean your not cute and sexy .. you're just to hot and cold for an old fat lady like me.

 

[Annalise Lane]

'We' won't book you? When did you ever think I would have even considered it? And for the record, I have NEVER and would NEVER make comments like that. You must be confusing me with someone else.
If I made comments like that why would you PM me asking for advice about S and M stuff and bondage gear if you 'never forgot' it?

LMFAO .. asking YOU for advice ... OMG are you serious ? I've been in that world longer then you have been out of high school.

I offered YOU advice not the other way around, and I have done that to most ladies who want to play in that realm because it's important to play safe.

YOU Might also consider being a bit more consistent.

 

[Annalise Lane]

'We' won't book you? When did you ever think I would have even considered it? And for the record, I have NEVER and would NEVER make comments like that. The fact that you even accuse me of that is really insulting. I may not be interested in you re: my pm however, I wouldn't say anything like that in general towards mature BBW's.

If I made comments like that why would you PM me asking for advice about S and M stuff and bondage gear if you 'never forgot' it?

I'm not going to continue this..but it's nice to know WHY you've been holding a grudge against me even if it's totally off and wrong.

and here we go with your editing button !!

YOU said it and it's engrainded in my head !!

 

[Annalise Lane]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/Anna6969/kinky9.jpg - taken 2001 in Calgary with a boy who saw me once a week for 2 years.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/Anna6969/mistressred-1a-big.jpg - taken at Lupercaila in Edmonton 2003 with a boy who was borrowed his Mistress is about 2 feet away.

I was trained in Vancouver from 1996 by Wes Blood.

I've owned two Dungeons one in Calgary and one in Edmonton.

I was the Owner and editor in Cheif for a Fetish magazine.

I have travelled threw out Canada to shows and events for the past 6 years.

Would YOU like me to continue with my resume ??

offering you help in the kink world was me giving back to UNtrained hooker with whips.... it pure safety and I like to help.... this all started because I put you publicly on my no see duo list and YOU where offended.

But to say I asked you for kink advice YOUR fucking nuts.

 

[Annalise Lane]

~mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ~

Ava we dont have to be friends ... but I will never forget what you said over a year ago probably closer to 1 1/2 years.

 

[Annalise Lane]

Actually wait a minute...maybe it was Anitas Massage who asked me...for that I apologize..laying on my couch I just realized I think it was her...(Anita, maybe you can clarify this)

I could care less about your resume. Jesus. Would you like to see mine? Should I post all the hundreds of pics I HAVE? Let's just say we both offer some 'different' than each other in terms of body types and attitudes.

I have now clarified my MISTAKE and apologized for it.

YOU still NEVER offered me advice. Of that I am certain. That is laughable considering how insulted you were by the alleged SLAM I made of mature BBW's that you NEVER FORGOT.

Untrained hooker with whips? Get a grip...why resort to name calling? When did I ever ask for advice..especially from someone 'so different'. Just because I'm not over 40 doesn't mean I don't know my way around the BDSM arena. Keep your advice for those who would actually listen to it.

first I'm not over 40 - and id to prove it.

second I did offer you advice and it's not name calling ... it's an industry term used when escorts offer bdsm service. Good bad or indifferent it's a term to generalize their activties.

Most boys who are submissive and looking for a Mistress prefer a Dominant Woman who knows her way around a dungeon - who has training or atleast has some safety knowledge., not an escort who has figured out you can get money without selling sex.

This isn't a personal attack Ava its the reality of the world of kink. However, not all Mistresses that offer both services are bad at what they do, it's confusing for the submissive if he's taken down a fs or oral road with his Lady of choice. Negocating sexual services needs to be done prior to meeting the boy not while he's under the Mistresses spell.

 

[visiting]

Ladies,

Where is all the love?


Can I go to sleep? or will I miss all the good stuff, I mean the make-up sex?

 

[wannabe]

hmmm

Anna you are starting to resemble the post that started this thread???

As for Ava, I never heard of her till now but the posts coming from her are giving me the feel that she is a classy gal.
Hoping I can get to the west coast.


Why don't you all kiss and make up.

I am still confused as to why you would flaunt that whole bad review!!!

Maybe send it to the Suns 'letters to the editor'.

Life just keeps getting stranger!

Damm I used the edit feature.

 

[perbedm]

I wonder if I'm the only one fealing uncomfortable reading this whole thread..
PM it.

S.

 

[Annalise Lane]

Anna you are starting to resemble the post that started this thread???

As for Ava, I never heard of her till now but the posts coming from her are giving me the feel that she is a classy gal.
Hoping I can get to the west coast.


Why don't you all kiss and make up.

I am still confused as to why you would flaunt that whole bad review!!!

Maybe send it to the Suns 'letters to the editor'.

Life just keeps getting stranger!

Damm I used the edit feature.

It's not so much about flaunting a bad review but supporting the other gals who also have been wrongly accused on the advertising board it was posted.

As for Ava and Me, I did go over board and for that I appologze, but everything I said stands. Its' one thing not to like someone it's entirely different to not give credit where credit is due. Most of my UPset was over her saying I asked her for bdsm advice.

The thing about me not wanting to book her for a duo it ' seems ' Ava took personal, and it not personal it is just a personal choice. A while ago, I put publicly that I wouldn't see her or VV well - Veroncia took it lightly ( she has some great reviews of a power sexual appiete of which I'm not sure I could keep up to, but I did get a quote because I'm a bit curious ) but me not wanting to see Ava is all about a statement she made a very long time ago.

Should I grow up - probably - should I have kept it to myself - probably - Should I have not let it bother me - probably

But here we are in my insecure reality of past words that hurt and have resurfaced.