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sybian

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A Legend is: "One popularly accepted as historical, though not verifiable," ---- but I'm sure sybian would love to 'verify'.
In order to "verify"...... Wouldn't I have to survive the cougar attack to begin with?
I happen to know Miss Erica fairly well, and there's some pent up sexual energy coming from her right now.
I am also somewhat of an extreme survival expert....and brother, my instinct of self preservation is kicking in right now.

I had better get my affairs in order.....please be gentle.
 

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Though provoking thread that intrigued me to look up attacks on humans by wolves. I was wondering if Wolves ever got their Man :D

I understand the theme was more towards attacks on livestock. I was wondering more about attacks on humans and found the last fatal one in North America was in 2010 in Alaska and the last fatal one in Canada was 2005 in Saskatchewan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wolf_attacks_in_North_America

Turns out -

The animals most likely to kill a human in the U.S. are other humans, domestic dogs, [and] stinging insects, including honey bees,” Grice concludes.

Article in which I found to be a good read about what in the wild that may kill you -

https://www.theinertia.com/mountain/which-wild-animal-is-statistically-most-likely-to-attack-you/
 

sybian

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Though provoking thread that intrigued me to look up attacks on humans by wolves. I was wondering if Wolves ever got their Man :D

I understand the theme was more towards attacks on livestock. I was wondering more about attacks on humans and found the last fatal one in North America was in 2010 in Alaska and the last fatal one in Canada was 2005 in Saskatchewan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wolf_attacks_in_North_America

Turns out -

The animals most likely to kill a human in the U.S. are other humans, domestic dogs, [and] stinging insects, including honey bees,” Grice concludes.

Article in which I found to be a good read about what in the wild that may kill you -

https://www.theinertia.com/mountain/which-wild-animal-is-statistically-most-likely-to-attack-you/
In my area...about 100 square miles or so, there have been 5 people who wandered into the highcountry in the last 18 years, and never where heard from again.
I know personally 2 people that were attacked by mountain lions, and never reported it in the last ten years...Ranchers tend to not call the authorities, for some strange reason.
I do know some Natives around here that have had encountered wolf packs, that stuck with them on a lengthy basis, acting very strange and unafraid of humans....although I can't verify those stories.
I myself have been charged by bears I don't know how many times....but a Colt evened the playing field for me.
It is the mountain lion I am the most wary of, which is why I have large dogs with me anyplace I go....they are ghosts in the long grass...they will stalk you, and attack from behind, and I've killed over a dozen of them over the last 20 years.....and I have their sun dried skulls to prove it.

I can say with utmost certainty, if your killed by a large North American predator, 10 kilometres from a paved road.
There is enough time to kill, and consume before someone comes looking.....the only thing that may be left is a little shred of clothing, and maybe a can of bear spray, or backpack.Those 5 people that vanished in my backyard....we never found clothing, even using search dogs.
My point is...if your attacked and consumed by a large predator, how would it be reported if there is no evidence of the attack?
You simply become part of the food chain, and disappear.
 

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I had better get my affairs in order.....please be gentle.
Gee sybian, I didn't know you cared......but if you insist, I promise to be gentle. (Not the type of request I would expect from a rough, tough and rumble macho cowboy like you.) ... But what 'de hell, they say:"Never judge a book by it's cover", or "A cowboy by the size of his spurs"
So, should I bring the wine or are we going to have some of your over proof home made whiskey ????
 

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In order to "verify"...... Wouldn't I have to survive the cougar attack to begin with?
I happen to know Miss Erica fairly well, and there's some pent up sexual energy coming from her right now.
I am also somewhat of an extreme survival expert....and brother, my instinct of self preservation is kicking in right now.

I had better get my affairs in order.....please be gentle.
Oh I will be...until you don't want me be anymore!
 

sybian

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NOW you're catching on...That's when I switch up from a Western canter to an English posting trot!
You've trained in Dressage?....I prefer an easy western canter that slides a little, and is more relaxed....the English post we can save for the quick ,hard finish....and I've got a post you won't get unseated from.
 

sevenofnine

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I was banned,
and thanks to the mod that banned me, though I would argue about it,

there are other things in life to get on with besides this place,
I was struggling with a piece of art and thought I would drop by and felt compelled to comment, or ad my two cents.

you have a dog, I understand,
would you consider getting a great Pyrenees, those things are absolutely fearless and will protect a herd against anything, I watched a documentary on them and a lone dog stood and fended off a grizzly bear.

I have some small personal experience with them and yes they are fearless. they are a difficult breed of dog, they tend to be loners and dominate dogs real dominate dogs even toward their owners. so you should have some experience with dogs. but two or three great Pyrenees dogs will protect your herd from any and all intruders. that is what they are breed for
they also tend to wander,

a great Pyrenees his territory is as far as he can see, or the fence that keeps him in.

back to my art,
feel free to ban me any old dam time
 

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Actually it is about what was ,what will be. It's about recognising ones self in the wolf you had to put down.. And the regrets of getting older and a certain way if life fading away..
Then it went off on some flerting and proposed sexual adventures to forget about the downer ��
 

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I don't mean to be an asshole but I am surprised it hasn't been locked for being completely way off topic. I have wasted time I won't get back reading it. It was an interesting thread before it went into completely random nonsense.
 

sybian

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I don't mean to be an asshole but I am surprised it hasn't been locked for being completely way off topic. I have wasted time I won't get back reading it. It was an interesting thread before it went into completely random nonsense.
I'm an acquired taste.....you'll eventually get used to me.
 

sybian

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I thought this was about wolves :confused:
The problem is over....so now we try to forget the horrible things we have to do to survive out here.
"After a battle, the survivors celebrate into the night to forget the monsters they had become, and forget the men whose lives they took away."

Unknown....WW2 battle front
 
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