A True Story
It was late on the evening of Christmas Eve.
Jamie Lane heard a mysterious noise in her living room.
Just as she arrived to check it out, a big fat old Dude fell out of her chimney and the bag full of assorted vibrators, butt plugs and body butters scattered all over the shag rug.
He straightened himself up, dusted off some of the soot and said:
"Ho Ho Ho! Have you been a good girl last year?"
Jamie replied:
" Have I ever!!! Hey Santa, I'm out of milk and cookies, but I can offer you SUPER SEX!!!!!"
"Thank you, my Dear," said Santa, "I'll take the soup, please."