Tiffany @ SVIP’s:
GOOD:
-extremely attractive face
-An ass that would make the goddess Venus jealous!!!
-enjoyable conversation
-very skilled in her carnal craft
BAD:
-she is a big A small B cup. This doesn’t bother me but for some this may be important. Her boobs are perky as hell and perfectly shaped!
UGLY:
-suffer from premature ejaculation? If not, you will with Tiffany!?
Question for Harvey:
“What extra dimensional rift in the time space continuum did you find Tiffany in?”
Seriously Harv..... i’m sure one of your clients is an insurance broker. Perhaps you could make a deal with him/her/they* (that’s right bitches.... the ‘Plow is woke!) . Specifically I’m thinking of an “in kind” exchange of services. You know, so you can offer Tiffany’s clientele ‘insurance’ in case of death brought upon by ‘Hypovolemic Shock’ (due to all your blood draining to their penis).
LOOKS:
-FACE:
Whatever your expecting, she’s hotter.
In fact, she is so hawt you will not believe your eyes.
Her face is like that really cute, sultry girl next door you always wanted to bang (you know the one ?)
-BODY:
Her ass boyz ..... it’s phenomenal. It‘s definitely what you would use as a template if you were building the perfect woman.
I cannot stress how perfect her ass is, so I’m gonna repeat myself:
“Her ass boyz ..... it’s phenomenal. It‘s definitely what you would use as a template if you were building the perfect woman.”
-BOOBS:
A little small for some but perfect for the ‘Plow
ATTITUDE :
You ask “but she’s a bitch right?”. Nope, not even close. She is super nice and very down to earth actually.
SERVICE :
“Yeah” you say, “but does she have crazy mad skillz in bed?”.
Are you kidding?
Dude.... she taught me shit I didn’t even know existed! Ever hear of the sexual acronym “D.A.G.S.”? Me neither, until this afternoon that is! (I understand what the jar of pasta sauce is for but I’m still a little unclear on what the hell your supposed to do with the Electric Power Pallet Jack!??)
Her oral skillz may actually be her crowning achievement. While demonstrating her thorough knowledge of the art of fellatio, she brought me to bliss twice in our time together ! And I’m old as fuck..... and I have one leg..... with 6 toes!?)
I also really enjoyed talking with her. It honestly didn’t feel forced on her part. Very grounded young lady.
THE AGENCY:
Sweet VIPS has Renovated!.... and lads, fear not! Harvey has taken our hard earned money and put it to good use.
Good job Ms. Wallbanger!
Well boys, here’s hoping it’ll snow soon so the ‘Plow can visit Tiffany again (and again)
And again.?
Lol
This review has been brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood snow removal expert?
and remember...... ‘Plow on my friends
GOOD:
-extremely attractive face
-An ass that would make the goddess Venus jealous!!!
-enjoyable conversation
-very skilled in her carnal craft
BAD:
-she is a big A small B cup. This doesn’t bother me but for some this may be important. Her boobs are perky as hell and perfectly shaped!
UGLY:
-suffer from premature ejaculation? If not, you will with Tiffany!?
Question for Harvey:
“What extra dimensional rift in the time space continuum did you find Tiffany in?”
Seriously Harv..... i’m sure one of your clients is an insurance broker. Perhaps you could make a deal with him/her/they* (that’s right bitches.... the ‘Plow is woke!) . Specifically I’m thinking of an “in kind” exchange of services. You know, so you can offer Tiffany’s clientele ‘insurance’ in case of death brought upon by ‘Hypovolemic Shock’ (due to all your blood draining to their penis).
LOOKS:
-FACE:
Whatever your expecting, she’s hotter.
In fact, she is so hawt you will not believe your eyes.
Her face is like that really cute, sultry girl next door you always wanted to bang (you know the one ?)
-BODY:
Her ass boyz ..... it’s phenomenal. It‘s definitely what you would use as a template if you were building the perfect woman.
I cannot stress how perfect her ass is, so I’m gonna repeat myself:
“Her ass boyz ..... it’s phenomenal. It‘s definitely what you would use as a template if you were building the perfect woman.”
-BOOBS:
A little small for some but perfect for the ‘Plow
ATTITUDE :
You ask “but she’s a bitch right?”. Nope, not even close. She is super nice and very down to earth actually.
SERVICE :
“Yeah” you say, “but does she have crazy mad skillz in bed?”.
Are you kidding?
Dude.... she taught me shit I didn’t even know existed! Ever hear of the sexual acronym “D.A.G.S.”? Me neither, until this afternoon that is! (I understand what the jar of pasta sauce is for but I’m still a little unclear on what the hell your supposed to do with the Electric Power Pallet Jack!??)
Her oral skillz may actually be her crowning achievement. While demonstrating her thorough knowledge of the art of fellatio, she brought me to bliss twice in our time together ! And I’m old as fuck..... and I have one leg..... with 6 toes!?)
I also really enjoyed talking with her. It honestly didn’t feel forced on her part. Very grounded young lady.
THE AGENCY:
Sweet VIPS has Renovated!.... and lads, fear not! Harvey has taken our hard earned money and put it to good use.
Good job Ms. Wallbanger!
Well boys, here’s hoping it’ll snow soon so the ‘Plow can visit Tiffany again (and again)
And again.?
Lol
This review has been brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood snow removal expert?
and remember...... ‘Plow on my friends