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carlotta

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Now those are 2 tantalizing words when placed directly together... hmmmmmmm...

soft...

clubmix or dance...

Carlotta
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hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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cfl

You discover one of your balls is hanging lower than the other. You.......

Get your buddy to hook up a tow line to his
with a
to straighten your wonkey ball sak out.

or

you say no it's O.K. having my left nut hang lower than my right nut makes for a great conversation piece.
 

carlotta

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I take Choice Number Two, Alex LOL!

SCTV or Saturday Night Live...

Carlotta
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hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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I guess we'll go with blondie

Your surfing porn and your mom walks in to tell you suppers ready. You....

Tear a strip off the old bag for not buying you the right brand of KY, you specificaly asked for the kind that says "Palm Sisters" on the tube!!

or

you would give your right nut to turn time back 20 seconds ago.
 

LivingATY

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May 18, 2004
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Go back 40 seconds, blow your load and clean up before mom walks in


SO walks in while you're surfing porn, caught red handed... You...

Pull her over into your lap and continue surfing together...

or

pull her upstairs to the bedroom saying how you couldn't get her out of your mind
 
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