This multi-cultural BS has gone far enough!!!

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Willie263

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So I'm wondering what to eat tonight and phone the new sushi and pizza place down the street that used to be just a pizza place. On about the 12th ring, just when I'm ready to hang up they answer.

I can tell there is going to be a communication problem as I have trouble understanding the answer. I tried the sushi, it's ok, so ask about the pizza. They have seafood and meat pizza. I ask about the seafood pizza and they have salmon with honey & roasted garlic sauce, red onion, capers, dill weed, and lemon. Sounds good, but then she goes on about the 'eel' pizza. SHIT, I don't hear anything after that, just the thought of an eel pizza is putting me right off.

As far as I'm concerned eels are just sea-going snakes, and I keep as much distance as possible between me and snakes....... even dead ones.....

So we progress to the meat pizza, and she talks about the 'Monte Cristo', well between her accent and my poor hearing, I hear 'Monkey Crystal'. :eek: Woah, that's enough, I tell her I will come around to see what they have, and she seems happy to get off the phone.

But on to my rant, no friggin eel on pizza, that's just not right. :mad: We let them get away with that and they'll be putting chickens feet on next. We gotta draw a line some where........ We need some multi-cultural policing...
 
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If you like sushi, you really should try BBQ'ed eel (unagi). I introduced it to three people, one of whom gave me the "eeew eel" face, and all three of them loved it.
 
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Willie263 said:
So I'm wondering what to eat tonight and phone the new sushi and pizza place down the street that used to be just a pizza place. On about the 12th ring, just when I'm ready to hang up they answer.

I can tell there is going to be a communication problem as I have trouble understanding the answer. I tried the sushi, it's ok, so ask about the pizza. They have seafood and meat pizza. I ask about the seafood pizza and they have salmon with honey & roasted garlic sauce, red onion, capers, dill weed, and lemon. Sounds good, but then she goes on about the 'eel' pizza. SHIT, I don't hear anything after that, just the thought of an eel pizza is putting me right off.

As far as I'm concerned eels are just sea-going snakes, and I keep as much distance as possible between me and snakes....... even dead ones.....

So we progress to the meat pizza, and she talks about the 'Monte Cristo', well between her accent and my poor hearing, I hear 'Monkey Crystal'. :eek: Woah, that's enough, I tell her I will come around to see what they have, and she seems happy to get off the phone.

But on to my rant, no friggin eel on pizza, that's just not right. :mad: We let them get away with that and they'll be putting chickens feet on next. We gotta draw a line some where........ We need some multi-cultural policing...
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You must be near where I live, cause my favourite pizza joint in North Van hooked up with a Japanese restaurant recently. There can't be too many of those.

FWIW, I just ordered my normal, no fish pizza. But expanding the menu is never a bad thing.

On a completely seperate note the young Japanese girl explaining the new menu was unbelievably good looking. She had the innocent Japanese extremely cute look.


But I'm a little funny, I'm not much for experimenting on food, so I simply stick to what I like. But if I end up eating Japanese food it will be because of her.

But prior to that this pizza joint had Eastern European food that just never caught the attention of the consumer and was empty all the time, so I'm glad they did something if it keeps the pizza place open.
 
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georgebushmoron

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Willie263 said:
But on to my rant, no friggin eel on pizza, that's just not right. :mad: We let them get away with that and they'll be putting chickens feet on next. We gotta draw a line some where........ We need some multi-cultural policing...
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I didn't know there was a right and wrong when it came to food. You must have extra high morals than most of us! What should be the punishment, oh ethical one?

I thought I would play it safe and went to a Russian restaurant. They had their own version of pizza, something to do with cabbage they said. I waited and waited, hungrier than a horse and finally it came. A big brown baked pizza crust with baked cabbage on top with mayonnaise to hold it down. Boy did that ever taste like a piece of cardboard with mayonnaise on it. Cost me freaking $15 for that delicacy! Gotta love the austere Russian palate... that's what makes those people so damned tough I guess.
 
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Willie263 said:
So I'm wondering what to eat tonight and phone the new sushi and pizza place down the street that used to be just a pizza place. On about the 12th ring, just when I'm ready to hang up they answer.

I can tell there is going to be a communication problem as I have trouble understanding the answer. I tried the sushi, it's ok, so ask about the pizza. They have seafood and meat pizza. I ask about the seafood pizza and they have salmon with honey & roasted garlic sauce, red onion, capers, dill weed, and lemon. Sounds good, but then she goes on about the 'eel' pizza. SHIT, I don't hear anything after that, just the thought of an eel pizza is putting me right off.

As far as I'm concerned eels are just sea-going snakes, and I keep as much distance as possible between me and snakes....... even dead ones.....

So we progress to the meat pizza, and she talks about the 'Monte Cristo', well between her accent and my poor hearing, I hear 'Monkey Crystal'. :eek: Woah, that's enough, I tell her I will come around to see what they have, and she seems happy to get off the phone.

But on to my rant, no friggin eel on pizza, that's just not right. :mad: We let them get away with that and they'll be putting chickens feet on next. We gotta draw a line some where........ We need some multi-cultural policing...
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If those "angry" smilies are genuinely how you feel, all I can say is:

Buddy....get a life. Seriously.
 
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~Alexandria~ said:
you get one drop of that eel juice on my pizza and I swear you'll be eating all by yourself Julia.

Julia loves raw salmon skin all rolled up. I saw her eat it!!!
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Don't you Albertans eat "prairie oysters"? Anything we here in non-frozen West Coast civilization eat at a Japanese restaurant is far better by comparison to THAT "delicacy"!

Btw, it's mid-August, have you shovelled any snow from your driveway yet? :eek:
 
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Willie263

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sexygirl said:
You are being silly.

EEL is delicious and very good you. I love Unagi (freshwater eel) and Anago (saltwater eel). It is sushi, so really it's a sushi pizza. mmmm mmmm

Grilled eel, or “unagi” is a delicacy in Japan, popular not only for its flavor
... Unagi is rich in protein, calcium, vitamin A and E

I can't wait to try it. What is the phone number? and do they deliver?
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Well, it seems we are a sharply divided camp on this one.

From "you get one drop of that eel juice on my pizza and I swear you'll be eating all by yourself Julia." and "sorry sister but I've tried several types of eel and IMO it all tastes like something thats passed through a skunks asshole TWICE!."

Which is where I stand, to


"If you like sushi, you really should try BBQ'ed eel (unagi). I introduced it to three people, one of whom gave me the "eeew eel" face, and all three of them loved it."

cause I do like good sushi...... but am unwilling to try this....... well, maybe a little BBQ'ed eel but not on my pizza...........


For anyone interested it is Lonsdale Sushi & Pizza, 751 Lonsdale Ave., North Van. (604) 929-9999, but only free delivery within 3 km. Julia

As for the punishment, Mr. President. I wasn't thinking about punishment, but like you Yankess do, just send in the armed forces, that should take care any cultural misunderstanding.... :D

and ChiefW., I gotta life, it just doesn't include friggin eels :cool:
 
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sexygirl said:
~Alexandria~ said:
you get one drop of that eel juice on my pizza and I swear you'll be eating all by yourself Julia.

Julia loves raw salmon skin all rolled up. I saw her eat it!!!
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LOL That's why we eat East Indian food together lol.

MMMMM i love raw Tuna, raw eels galore, raw mackeral, mmmmmmm.
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Next time we go out for sushi, remind me to leave Alex at home. :cool:
 
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Aeiyah

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~Alexandria~ said:
good idea

...imagine sushi tandoori? Butter eel? Mackeral in raita? curried roe? blechhhhhhh
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In Vancouver you will likely find it if you look hard enough. And if you can't find, there will be somebody willing to make it for you. Anybody for eel tandoori gelato? :p
 
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If you've got a thing against eels, just think what the first person to look at a lobster and say "I wonder what that tastes like?"
 
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What's wrong with being a sushi eater? Next you'll be picking on pillow biters.
 
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