This dude has some cahoneys:)
- Thread starter CJ Tylers
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A Real Doll
This is a true story. It is stories like this that gave birth to terb & perb, etc.
My client answered an ad way back in the day of the literal "backpages" of weekly publications. They are similar to todays Georgia Straight. Very few if any had pics, it was a brief description and a phone number.
So, my client heads out to the east end of town and arrives at the location he describes as "sketchy". When he walked up the stairs a pretty woman answered with a dog. She asked for the money and he gave it to her. She said she would be right back with the receipt.
Receipt!?!? He thinks...WTF?
So she comes back with the receipt and the bottom of it says "We are being video taped for our protection."
The woman then walked over to the closet opened the door, pulled out a doll and placed it on the bed. It was a blow up sex doll!!
"WTF is this!?!?!" He says.
"The ad said A Real Doll", she replied.
This is a true story. It is stories like this that gave birth to terb & perb, etc.
My client answered an ad way back in the day of the literal "backpages" of weekly publications. They are similar to todays Georgia Straight. Very few if any had pics, it was a brief description and a phone number.
So, my client heads out to the east end of town and arrives at the location he describes as "sketchy". When he walked up the stairs a pretty woman answered with a dog. She asked for the money and he gave it to her. She said she would be right back with the receipt.
Receipt!?!? He thinks...WTF?
So she comes back with the receipt and the bottom of it says "We are being video taped for our protection."
The woman then walked over to the closet opened the door, pulled out a doll and placed it on the bed. It was a blow up sex doll!!
"WTF is this!?!?!" He says.
"The ad said A Real Doll", she replied.
Oh and P.S.
That troll gets A++ for creativity and originality.
I have a joke.... "How many stoners does it take to write a Bullshit ad for craigslist"
OR
"How much pot do you have to smoke to come up with a bull shit idea like that for CL?"
ound: Thx for the laugh
thats what i was thinking LOLAlmost the same price to fuck a doll, as it would be to fuck a chick
So would you stick with the torso or splurge on the Real Deal Classic?
The "Boy Toy Lite" might be a good compromise. The "Boxing Helena" look is just a wee bit creepy.
Pimping out his love doll...poor bastard that he has to resort to sharing!
NOT!!! ...troll! :fear:
I actually think I know who this guy is. I recognize the torso and the language used in the cl copy. It is this total con man named Eddie. I met him at a party a few years ago and he is completely sleaze ball and puts on this intellectual doofus demeanor. He uses his silliness and psuedo intelligence to make his way into your life then starts his method of gaining your trust while slowly stealing the silverware. Couch surfer extrodonaire who makes his way from your couch to trying to take over your life. I put up with him for a couple of days until I caught him putting one of my good headphones in his knapsack. When I called him on it he said "gee you had two pair so I did not think you would mind if I took one". I grabbed his pack and emptied it out in front of him and found my sun tan lotion, brand new deck of cards I had just bought and my bike wrench. I threw him out the door and down the front stairs.
A couple of years ago I met this woman at a party and she was talking about this guy Eddie she had been recently dating who she caught swiping some stuff from her kitchen. I gave her a description and she concurred that it was the same asshole.
I hope somebody shoves this doll down his throat and blows it up while he is choking.
A couple of years ago I met this woman at a party and she was talking about this guy Eddie she had been recently dating who she caught swiping some stuff from her kitchen. I gave her a description and she concurred that it was the same asshole.
I hope somebody shoves this doll down his throat and blows it up while he is choking.
The "Boy Toy Lite" might be a good compromise. The "Boxing Helena" look is just a wee bit creepy.
I am really not sure which comment made me laugh harder.
rampart...sounds like you are harbouring some deep resentment....
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