Thinking about dumping the new GF

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InTheBum

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Just had the third date with a new girlfriend and I was full of anticipation because I could sense she was going to give it up!:clap2: Unfortunately, when she got naked I wasn't too happy to find out she has big pussy lips and further disappointed when her pussy was loose during sex. Virtually no grip and I could barely tell it was in...


She seems like a great woman, but honestly I have little to no attraction to her now... Anyone else had this problem or similar experiences???
 
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HunkaHunkaBurninLuv said:
3rd date and she's your new girlfriend? :pound:


Imagine her convo with her friends (not on a SP website) " This guy I've been on 3 dates with drops his pants and let me tell you, he wasn't exactly packing a pistal. But we were both naked so I decided to go through with it. I couldn't feel a thing and lets just say it took him more time to fall asleep than cum. :pound:

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Thanks for saving me the typing :thumb:
 
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InTheBum said:
and further disappointed when her pussy was loose during sex. Virtually no grip and I could barely tell it was in...


She seems like a great woman, but honestly I have little to no attraction to her now... Anyone else had this problem or similar experiences???
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Previous dude stretched her out for you. That's what you get for chasing after little asian guy's sloppy seconds.
 
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HunkaHunkaBurninLuv said:
3rd date and she's your new girlfriend? :pound:


Imagine her convo with her friends (not on a SP website) " This guy I've been on 3 dates with drops his pants and let me tell you, he wasn't exactly packing a pistal. But we were both naked so I decided to go through with it. I couldn't feel a thing and lets just say it took him more time to fall asleep than cum. :pound:

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Yup, probably more like the real story then the ITB version.......................

 
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InTheBum said:
Just had the third date with a new girlfriend and I was full of anticipation because I could sense she was going to give it up!:clap2: Unfortunately, when she got naked I wasn't too happy to find out she has big pussy lips and further disappointed when her pussy was loose during sex. Virtually no grip and I could barely tell it was in...


She seems like a great woman, but honestly I have little to no attraction to her now... Anyone else had this problem or similar experiences???
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Conspiracy theorists are claiming InTheBum is really LittleAsianGuy.


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HunkaHunkaBurninLuv said:
3rd date and she's your new girlfriend? :pound:


Imagine her convo with her friends (not on a SP website) " This guy I've been on 3 dates with drops his pants and let me tell you, he wasn't exactly packing a pistal. But we were both naked so I decided to go through with it. I couldn't feel a thing and lets just say it took him more time to fall asleep than cum. :pound:

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Ha ha ha ha that's good, but i say there's 3 sides to every story.Her side , your side & the truth.
 
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Big pussy lips are hot. small lips are not. Just my opinion. Something nice and big to nipple at. YUMMY
 
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luvsdaty said:
Love big nipples,huge meat curtains? meh i'll take em or leave em.Sloppy pussy? there's always greek if she's so inclined.
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I'm not really into probing poop...so that isn't much of an option...;)
 
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HunkaHunkaBurninLuv said:
3rd date and she's your new girlfriend? :pound:


Imagine her convo with her friends (not on a SP website) " This guy I've been on 3 dates with drops his pants and let me tell you, he wasn't exactly packing a pistal. But we were both naked so I decided to go through with it. I couldn't feel a thing and lets just say it took him more time to fall asleep than cum. :pound:

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Dude if we ever meet the first beer is on me for that totally savage burn :thumb:

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InTheBum said:
Just had the third date with a new girlfriend and I was full of anticipation because I could sense she was going to give it up!:clap2: Unfortunately, when she got naked I wasn't too happy to find out she has big pussy lips and further disappointed when her pussy was loose during sex. Virtually no grip and I could barely tell it was in...


She seems like a great woman, but honestly I have little to no attraction to her now... Anyone else had this problem or similar experiences???
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So, you are saying that you are too small? Just think about how she felt about that!! :)
 
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I tend to agree. If you name yourself InTheBum, but don't like to have anal sex with women........

Then it seems kind of strange....
 
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FloridaGuy said:
Dump her. Big pussy lips are gross. You are free to walk away.
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Thank you Florida Guy!!! Finally someone who has experience with women outside of the SP universe!!! Big Pussy lips are a deal breaker for sure!!!!:nod:
 
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bcneil said:
I tend to agree. If you name yourself InTheBum, but don't like to have anal sex with women........

Then it seems kind of strange....
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I only stick my thumb in their ass while dogging them...then stick my thumb in their mouth and tell her to "suck it like a baby!!!...this is when I usually blow my load" :clap2::pound:
 
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