Things to say (or not say) during sex

[lars_from_mars]

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First person to try every one of them wins!

(...apologies if dupe...)

 

[lenny]

Saying "You are beautiful like a butterfly" would not be "good" in Thailand.
A butterfly is a person who sleeps around a lot & girls there don't like
butterfly guys. Even an SP or escort would take it as an insult, and or
laugh at the statement.

 

[lil'miss mischa]

lmao "i rule at fucking, my job is trucking, dont stop sucking" !!! lmao
im pretty sure i would die laughing if i heard that one in session! hehe!

i think one of the funniest things i ever heard, and i will never forget this one because he was my first ever client...

" how does it feel to be with the Master?!! ... I have the hugest cock in the World ... im going to make you cum 17 times in this hour!! ... yeah, i used to do porn, im a Porn God ... escorts have fucked me for free, they cant help falling in love with the Master!! "

lmao, i didnt know if i wanted to laugh or cry lol

 

[Gator]

Oh god! you remember me!!

 

[MissJasmine]

Said to me a long time ago:

My cock isn't that big... no seriously its not... if youre a virgin you may still be a virgin after this

 

[smackyo]

i fucked a girl in the back of my moms car in highschool and this girl grabbed my cock and growled at it and then sucked it and then growled at is some more. needless to say when you are in highschool and some girl growls at your cock, its a bit of weird scene.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

All I know is regardless of what you say, they really hate it when you wipe your dick on the bedroom curtains.

 

[lil'miss mischa]

lmao, priceless ... all of the above, so funny!

 

[jokae]

I think I'm going to try yabba dabba doo