Things that bother me during the sesseion

[Lonelygoer]

Here is a list of small things that sp do that usually annoys me, don't know if you have the similar experience...

1. She reach out for a condom even before the session has started.
2. When I kiss her, she immediately whip the kissing area with a tissue.
3. The famous phrase "are you goint to cum soon?"
4. Look at the clock several times during the session.
5. Answer the phone during mish or doggy.

 

[HB40]

3. The famous phrase "are you going to cum soon?"

I hardly ever get that one.

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

Here is a list of small things that sp do that usually annoys me, don't know if you have the similar experience...

1. She reach out for a condom even before the session has started.
2. When I kiss her, she immediately whip the kissing area with a tissue.
3. The famous phrase "are you goint to cum soon?"
4. Look at the clock several times during the session.
5. Answer the phone during mish or doggy.

This is a joke - right ?

 

[sonoman]

5. Answer the phone during mish or doggy.

This one was too funny... I guess other positions are too difficult.

This is a joke - right ?

Why would this be a joke? Lots of reviews here are filled with the same.

 

[namssa]

Here is a list of small things that sp do that usually annoys me, don't know if you have the similar experience...

1. She reach out for a condom even before the session has started.
2. When I kiss her, she immediately whip the kissing area with a tissue.
3. The famous phrase "are you goint to cum soon?"
4. Look at the clock several times during the session.
5. Answer the phone during mish or doggy.

Never had any of these happen to me.

Squeaky bed is the one that greatly irritates me though, lol. Hard to concentrate on the task at hand when you have "squeaking" going on, even I was the one making the bed squeak.

 

[littlejimbigher]

This one was too funny... I guess other positions are too difficult.
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Cow Girl seems to be doable with a phone.

Too much talking about non sex topics durring sex is my peeve.

 

[HubbaHubba]

I have to admit I have wiped my mouth after, but it is only when someone drools on me.

Sounds like InTheBum has been by to see you....

 

[oh3421]

Translation: I really don't want to fuck you and making this 300 bucks is REALLY hard.

1. learn to kiss
2. you're boring during sex
2. you're still boring during sex
3. you're still really boring during sex.

Counting till four can be REALLY hard as well LOL

 

[J Waters]

The only thing that bothered me during session was that I had to ask you to shower again.

 

[Thatotherguy]

Translation: I really don't want to fuck you and making this 300 bucks is REALLY hard.

1. learn to kiss
2. you're boring during sex
2. you're still boring during sex
3. you're still really boring during sex.

You left out his first thing that bothers him, and your numbering is off so the OP (who clearly isn't a genius) probably won't be able to understand your reply. So here's the corrected version for Lonelygoer's benefit:
1. She knows you want bbfs, and it ain't happening: deal with it.
2. Learn to kiss and improve your personal hygiene.
3. You're boring during sex.
4. You're still boring during sex.
5. You're still really boring during sex.

There, that should clear it up.

 

[Bootsy]

Can't say that any of those have ever happened to me.

HOWEVER, these two have.

1) When I'm taking the after shower, I come out and she's sitting there watching TV
2) Starts looking at the room service menu while I'm still there.

It's not like I stayed late even, as a matter of fact, I was out 2 minutes early( I checked as soon as I stepped out the door).

Although, if I was staying with me, I'd want to watch TV too.