Hey V, I had an awesome time when we met, I hope my post didn't come across as calling out loud or vocal sessions. I'm totally into getting to it and communicating and such, but when a lady jumps on my face and says "Eat the pussy, big boy!" (like a UK SP did to me man years ago) it's really, really hard not to laugh.On the topic of being overly loud or into it- I am loud, vocal, responsive, whatever you want to call it. I always have been. I truly enjoy sex and I allow myself to get into it and enjoy my time with every client. So don't always assume that loud and vocal is fake, it can be real! My regular clients can attest to it
Things guys don't want to have an SP do or say during a session
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I have said it here before and it is still relevant to the topic. I am usually a pretty generous guy and spontaneously will tip if I felt it was a great experience.
If I book for 90 or 120 min, please don't take 45 minutes or more talking about your stuff, what interests you have or buzzing around the condo responding to texts or worse talking on the phone. Then when we go over the allotted time by 25 minutes attempt to hit me up for a tip because we went overtime. :doh: Do the math Honey
Should i be worried about the popo.
No, sexual assault involves non consensual sex, which is not the case here.
Moreover, technicly, as a client i am not paying for sex, but for your time.
So while short changing an SP may be considered stealing her time or money,
it is by no stretch of the imagination a "sexual assault".
Everyone has personal preferences. On a first encounter, and usually on subsequent encounters, I always ask how much the fee is, to be sure there hasn't been any misunderstanding, and then pay immediately. For me, dealing with the money openly doesn't distract from the mood at all. We both know it's a business transaction.
- Do not hit me with a list of restrictions as soon as I hand you the envelope. That is a huge turnoff. If you really feel it necessary to mention your restrictions, tell me before I book you, not after I've paid you.
- Do not put a condom on me before I'm fully erect. CBJs do little for me at the best of times, however, I can stay hard with a condom on once I'm there. If I'm not fully hard when the condom goes on, it's highly unlikely I'll get hard at all, no matter what you do.
On the other hand, I always give the lady the envelope up front, and encourage her to check it before we go any further. I don't want her to worry about it while we're supposed to be having fun. Many decline, but I know they check it and put it away while I'm freshening up before the action. No problem.
- Do not put a condom on me before I'm fully erect. CBJs do little for me at the best of times, however, I can stay hard with a condom on once I'm there. If I'm not fully hard when the condom goes on, it's highly unlikely I'll get hard at all, no matter what you do.
On the other hand, I always give the lady the envelope up front, and encourage her to check it before we go any further. I don't want her to worry about it while we're supposed to be having fun. Many decline, but I know they check it and put it away while I'm freshening up before the action. No problem.
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westcoast555
Answering the phone is very irritating... talking about a boyfriend is as well. Don't need to be reminded that I'm paying for something that another dude is getting for free
Lol, or worse yet ask me if I do this often or how many girls have I seen? I sure as hell am not gonna tell you my number, and if I turned it around on you and asked you the same would you feel comfortable telling me? I doubt it so don't ask me, it makes things awkward.
Lets just keep this as it is, have a good time and enjoy ourselves and not think in our heads, damn she has seen 100 guys so far in last 6 months, how do I measure up? Do I even want to kiss her?...blah, blah, or the reverse her wondering how liberal in her services she wants to be with you, because you just told her you have seen 30 girls in 30days..or some stupid shit like that.
It seems that common sense just isn't that common!
Gonzo, that's hilarious about your gas bill!!!
Gonzo, that's hilarious about your gas bill!!!
Neither question is a problem for me, the response to the answer can be......................hate it when they reply, "that's the same age as my grandpa."
Age .. hmmmmm .. Most of the women i see i am around there fathers age..
often when i am out with them socially .. that is the comment i get from a waitress or sales clerk . "....and your father ....."
I would usually say my age when booking .. But i have not been looking for 21 yr olds .. lately I need a little more maturity
often when i am out with them socially .. that is the comment i get from a waitress or sales clerk . "....and your father ....."
I would usually say my age when booking .. But i have not been looking for 21 yr olds .. lately I need a little more maturity
Sure do V
I like to ease into the date and chat a bit to get on the same wavelength. The incident I am referring to was the one and only time I saw this particular lady. I had booked for 90 minutes and at the 45 minute mark I sort of looked toward the BR and mentioned that maybe we should start heading in that direction. :nod: Then when we got there, we were interrupted by a couple of txt and although she did apologize, she did answer her phone. My mojo was slipping quickly at this point. I was trying to figure out how to just leave without a big fuss. Decided just to go for one shot and get dressed and leave. 25 min overtime. That's when you could have heard a pin drop when she asked for another $ since I did take longer......I might be in the minority, but all these pet peeves turn me on.
1) I always ask the girl what number of cock I am, how many cocks she averages etc, etc.
2) I also love counting out the money to the girl.
3) I love it when a girl is on the phone talking to her next date while I'm pounding her. It just makes me harder. Plus, I make sure the person on the phone can hear my comments like, "do you need more lube as your pussy has been pounded for so long? I'm done with your twat, let's move onto your sweet ass, get ready to swallow this big load, etc, etc.
I know I will get in trouble for saying this, but there is no way to sugar coat it. Bottom line for me, I like my whores to act like whores, I am sorry if this sounds offensive, but that is just what turns me on.
I don't want any illusions of a girlfriend, I am all about the raunchy shallow factor of paying for sex.
As long as you give me 60 mins of your time and deliver the services we discussed before payment was handed over, then I always leave a happy camper.
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Nah, they are just complimenting on the size of the banana, but too shy to say so in English!
Don't ask me where I live and then follow that with asking for the address. That's freaking creepy!
If I tell you what I do in a very general sense, don't ask where my office is. I feel like you're a sniper zeroing in closer and closer.
Never ask about salary. Makes me feel like you're about to ask for more money. I would never ask you how much you take home in a month, please don't ask me.
I even had an sp once ask to be a client of mine ( shouldve been more vague ). I have no idea how that would turn out. I'd sit there imagining doing bad things...excuse myself to get some coffee walk aroun with a hard-on, coworker sees, calls HR, I get escorted out....not cool.
Don't ask why I poon. It's easy, convenient, drama free, and simple. I know my age, I know my looks. I do not need to be reminded there are other ways to sleep with women. I'm lazy. Pay for play is efficient lol
If I tell you what I do in a very general sense, don't ask where my office is. I feel like you're a sniper zeroing in closer and closer.
Never ask about salary. Makes me feel like you're about to ask for more money. I would never ask you how much you take home in a month, please don't ask me.
I even had an sp once ask to be a client of mine ( shouldve been more vague ). I have no idea how that would turn out. I'd sit there imagining doing bad things...excuse myself to get some coffee walk aroun with a hard-on, coworker sees, calls HR, I get escorted out....not cool.
Don't ask why I poon. It's easy, convenient, drama free, and simple. I know my age, I know my looks. I do not need to be reminded there are other ways to sleep with women. I'm lazy. Pay for play is efficient lol
