The worst things a man can say to a woman
- Thread starter wolverine
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"wow your sister has a nice ass"
"do you really think you need another pastry?"
"you know, if you only just got them enlarged a wee bit, I'd love you so much more"
"do you really think you need another pastry?"
"you know, if you only just got them enlarged a wee bit, I'd love you so much more"
I don’t mind going out with a cougar once in a while. Said to a woman in her 20s after being asked whether you find her attractive.
top 3 of all time...
1) I love you
2) The cheque's in the mail (the money's in the envelope)
3) I won't cum in your mouth....
bwahaha
1) I love you
2) The cheque's in the mail (the money's in the envelope)
3) I won't cum in your mouth....
bwahaha
I have to hand it to Wolverine he always comes up with the greatest topics. Keep up the good work.
if she asks this question don't ever say
Q: Do these jeans make me look Fat ?
Wrong Answer: I don't think the jeans have anything to do with it
not a good thing to say...unless you are wearing a helmet and full Body Armour..
Gina...I didn't realize it was wrong to ask a lady what she likes..hmmm I thought it is good to show interest in wanting to please her and have been told that the only way to find out is to ask..
Q: Do these jeans make me look Fat ?
Wrong Answer: I don't think the jeans have anything to do with it
not a good thing to say...unless you are wearing a helmet and full Body Armour..
Gina...I didn't realize it was wrong to ask a lady what she likes..hmmm I thought it is good to show interest in wanting to please her and have been told that the only way to find out is to ask..
havent said anything yet on the board this year stupid but how are these three for mood breakers believe me I was there.
Hadnt seen a friend for a while and commented on her nice below lip stud but" Are you sure it was centered properly?"
After meeting and chatting with an interesting young lady in very nice form fitting clothes stylish too as soon as she took them off I asked "Are you pregnant"
Commenting on how wet and turned on she was I actually said "Youre so wet I cant even tell if im in you"
And be;ieve it or not these incidents all happened in 2004 the year I had promised myself I would always think before I spoke.
Hadnt seen a friend for a while and commented on her nice below lip stud but" Are you sure it was centered properly?"
After meeting and chatting with an interesting young lady in very nice form fitting clothes stylish too as soon as she took them off I asked "Are you pregnant"
Commenting on how wet and turned on she was I actually said "Youre so wet I cant even tell if im in you"
And be;ieve it or not these incidents all happened in 2004 the year I had promised myself I would always think before I spoke.
Sex with you is very much the same as with your mother except that your body is a little harder.
You and your mothers have the exact same reaction when you get an orgasm.
Did your mother teach you how to give a BJ? It sure feels to me like she did.
You and your mothers have the exact same reaction when you get an orgasm.
Did your mother teach you how to give a BJ? It sure feels to me like she did.
"It's amazing how different they looked under your sweater."
"Behold...the light saber!"
"You know, from this angle, you could be just about anyone."
"There's no such thing as bad sex. Or so I've heard."
"I told you I could finish before the commercial ended. Hah!"
"Behold...the light saber!"
"You know, from this angle, you could be just about anyone."
"There's no such thing as bad sex. Or so I've heard."
"I told you I could finish before the commercial ended. Hah!"
