The totally unofficial anything to do with Christmas thread
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The unofficial version of the "Night Before Christmas"
T'was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what's the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The old fucker fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thuderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a good night!
Note to Perbites:- There are more than 50 versions of this that I know of.
T'was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what's the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The old fucker fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thuderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a good night!
Note to Perbites:- There are more than 50 versions of this that I know of.
Yes, we entirely do!We appreciate your dedication to gender equality in this thread retriever.
Did she not get the memo... it's fkn CHRISTMAS......where's the Santa hat!?!?!?!?
ound:Did she not get the memo... it's fkn CHRISTMAS......where's the Santa hat!?!?!?!?
From what I understand she's a present and was about to be wrapped. So I'm told.
Hey, I'm all for equality in image representation but shouldn't the images at least fit the Christmas theme?! I mean just because the pic features a guy with a prominent sack doesn't necessarily equate the pic with ChristmasWe appreciate your dedication to gender equality in this thread retriever.
Hey, I'm all for equality in image representation but shouldn't the images at least fit the Christmas theme?! I mean just because the pic features a guy with a prominent sack doesn't necessarily equate the pic with Christmas
Totally agree. But, have you ever tried to find a non gay Christmas pic of a semi nude male. Talk about tough. This is anybodies thread and I'd love assistance in this area.
Hey, I'm all for equality in image representation but shouldn't the images at least fit the Christmas theme?! I mean just because the pic features a guy with a prominent sack doesn't necessarily equate the pic with Christmas
..............maybe it's an, all I want for Christmas, type of thing on his part..................
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I can honestly say, "No... I have never tried to find a Christmas pic of a semi nude male (nor a totally nude one... gay or "non gay" -- you almost got me with that one ya sneaky bastard!
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Thanks for the sentiment, JG. For me, Christmas is a red, green and white version of Thanksgiving. It's a simple, humble holiday, and I prefer to be surrounded by people that mean a lot to me! (and don't even get me started on Boxing Day)
