Although I am not a fan of 'reality tv', I must admit that I have a secret pash for the tv genre that is "idiots recording their acts of stupidity for my amusement'. Various channels have various versions: Comedy has tosh.0, Action has "World's Dumbest" and Speed Network has "Dumbest Stuff on Wheels". I PVR these things for when there's nothing else on to watch. One of them I saw the other day was "Guinness World Record Attempts" including "Most Snails on a Human Face" and (shudder) "Most Giant Cockroaches in a Human Mouth" (16, by the way; the great big HISSING MADAGASCAR ROACHES!) when I was struck by one particular young man.
HE COULD ACTUALLY LICK HIS OWN ELBOW, which is often considered to be a physical impossibility. He did not have exceptionally flexible shoulders, he had the world's most amazing tongue! He could use his tongue to actually pick his own nose! He could stick it right up either nostril!!!
When he hits puberty and figures out more interesting places to put his tongue, he's going to be REALLY popular~!!
HE COULD ACTUALLY LICK HIS OWN ELBOW, which is often considered to be a physical impossibility. He did not have exceptionally flexible shoulders, he had the world's most amazing tongue! He could use his tongue to actually pick his own nose! He could stick it right up either nostril!!!
When he hits puberty and figures out more interesting places to put his tongue, he's going to be REALLY popular~!!
