The strangest thing

[DQ Guy]

Well, I have to say I've noticed the
strangest thing Happening to me as of late.
Since starting this great hobby of pooning.
I seem to be loosing some weight and getting into better
shape

Odd really. Not that I'm out of shape by any means. I'm no track star though.
But I have noticed the unwanted pounds dropping away.
No Its not my diet. Hell All I eat are burgers and Ice cream, and drink beer.

so I must give a thanks to the Sp's that have been helping me with my new diet.
I think I'll start a group, Like weight watchers or something.
I'll call it the Dilly and Dip diet, Yea thats it. I'll even make up Pooner shirts.

 

[edmchef]

I used to date a girl with an insatiable sex drive. We'd perform three times a day/night, and one Saturday we had to come close to some record with 7 earth-shaking sessions. Only took breaks to eat, really. Man did I shed pounds. I almost had a runners' body again. No wonder so many SPs have nice bodies.

 

[wolverine]

With the amount of pooning you do, DQ, I think the weight loss is occurring in your wallet!

 

[TT300Z]

Hell All I eat are burgers and Ice cream, and drink beer.

Last time I ate at DQ (one on 101st just across from Vic Comp) about 5 hours later I could shit through a screen door at 20 yards. No kidding.

Nevah again!

 

[ASHLEYM]

Ahh to get pussy you have to look like you're the man

 

[amanut]

It was probably

due to other crap you ingest. The burger just removed the vapor lock.

Last time I ate at DQ (one on 101st just across from Vic Comp) about 5 hours later I could shit through a screen door at 20 yards.

 

[Right Said Fred]

Last time I ate at DQ (one on 101st just across from Vic Comp) about 5 hours later I could shit through a screen door at 20 yards. No kidding.

Nevah again!

No offense TT but I think that was a little too much info there. lol!

 

[DQ Guy]

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