Prince Charles is driving throught he woods at Balmoral and feels a thump under the wheels of his Range Rover. Getting out to investigate he sees one of the Queens beloved Corgis lying dead in the tracks. Terrified of the Queens reaction he decides to bury the dog and fetches a spade from the back of the car.
After digging down a few feet there is a bright flash and kilted apparition appears in front of him.
"What are you?" exclaims Charles in shock and the apparition replies, "I am the Genie of Balmoral and I have been buried here for 10,000 years. As a reward for freeing me I will grant you one wish."
Charles thinks for a moment and says, "OK, bring the Corgi back to life".
"Ah," replies the genie. "That is something that may be outwith my powers. Do you have another wish?"
Charles scratches his head and then says, "My new wife Camilla, can you make her more beautiful?"
The genie thinks for a moment then says, "Can I have another look at the Corgi?"
After digging down a few feet there is a bright flash and kilted apparition appears in front of him.
"What are you?" exclaims Charles in shock and the apparition replies, "I am the Genie of Balmoral and I have been buried here for 10,000 years. As a reward for freeing me I will grant you one wish."
Charles thinks for a moment and says, "OK, bring the Corgi back to life".
"Ah," replies the genie. "That is something that may be outwith my powers. Do you have another wish?"
Charles scratches his head and then says, "My new wife Camilla, can you make her more beautiful?"
The genie thinks for a moment then says, "Can I have another look at the Corgi?"
