The Randomly Raucous Thread... To The Overly Sensitive, Please Steer Clear !

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musingaway

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Ever since I saw this music video, I've been contemplating whether or not I could play Director :director: and recreate it with Vancouver SPs.


Let's see, that would 14 SPs, willing to show their faces, be recorded, having bi or lesbian tendencies...
Definitely a pricey fantasy, if at all possible. I'm sure that would be quite the roster though :grouphug:
 

Mr Quim

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Random Pet Peeve !

"Soap Box" rant of the Day !

People who insist on staying in the Left-Lane, even when, They're not passing the Vehicle in the Right-Lane ?

It's such an easy Concept !
If You're not Passing, please, get to Fuck out of the Left-Lane !

Who would have imagined, that even on the "Autobahn", these dim-witted Peckerheads are common, and prevalent ?


One sexy Alfa-Romeo, I might add !
Those Italians... LOL

Cheers

P.S. Speaking of Sexy ! Who's this new, intriguing young Woman, trying to sneak in "Under the Radar" ?
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...8139;-Incall-West-End**&p=1876691#post1876691

A little on the young side, for this Old Boy .
But, very appealing IMO !
 

sybian

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Random Pet Peeve !

"Soap Box" rant of the Day !

People who insist on staying in the Left-Lane, even when, They're not passing the Vehicle in the Right-Lane ?

It's such an easy Concept !
If You're not Passing, please, get to Fuck out of the Left-Lane !

Who would have imagined, that even on the "Autobahn", these dim-witted Peckerheads are common, and prevalent ?


One sexy Alfa-Romeo, I might add !
Those Italians... LOL

Cheers

P.S. Speaking of Sexy ! Who's this new, intriguing young Woman, trying to sneak in "Under the Radar" ?
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...8139;-Incall-West-End**&p=1876691#post1876691

A little on the young side, for this Old Boy .
But, very appealing IMO !
I'd have to agree on all your points....if your not passing, get over, so I can keep my RPM's up hauling cattle or horses.
The black smoke shooting out of my tailpipe isn't for proving I drive a diesel.
Speaking of nice tailpipes....I've noticed the fine Karina as well.
 

badbadboy

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Random Pet Peeve !

"Soap Box" rant of the Day !

People who insist on staying in the Left-Lane, even when, They're not passing the Vehicle in the Right-Lane ?

It's such an easy Concept !
If You're not Passing, please, get to Fuck out of the Left-Lane !

Who would have imagined, that even on the "Autobahn", these dim-witted Peckerheads are common, and prevalent ?


One sexy Alfa-Romeo, I might add !
Those Italians... LOL

Cheers

P.S. Speaking of Sexy ! Who's this new, intriguing young Woman, trying to sneak in "Under the Radar" ?
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...8139;-Incall-West-End**&p=1876691#post1876691

A little on the young side, for this Old Boy .
But, very appealing IMO !
Even worse is the HOV lane hog doing exactly the speed limit and refusing to move over.

Those new Alpha's are hot. The product line was great decades ago and is trying to make a comeback. I hope they make it this time with Chrysler's $$.

The Autobahn apparently has slow pokes in the fast lane too. Friken scary going 280+ km/h and finding a mini van going 100 in the fast lane.

*If the young Latina is not related, no worries ;) Just sayin.*
 

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One trend in porn that I wish would end is Women sucking on a guys cock after he's had it in her ass. I mean I fail to understand how this is sexy? Just my random thought of the day.
 

JimDandy

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One trend in porn that I wish would end is Women sucking on a guys cock after he's had it in her ass. I mean I fail to understand how this is sexy? Just my random thought of the day.
It doesn't sound that hygienic either ;-(

Not into greek anyway. I saw a t-shirt years ago that sums up my thought on this "If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you are doing it wrong!".

JD
 

Mr Quim

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The beautiful Fraser Valley !
Random "Rant of the Day"

From the "Are You fucken Serious" Files ?

To quote, "Has anyone else gone to see this lady & confirm the OP review?", unquote .

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?251388-Shayna-Great-Pharaoh

You can't be serious ?

golferjohn has a stellar Reputation on this Board !

Not to mention what I know from 1st hand knowledge, which is a very complimentary rapport, and mutual respect he shares with some of the finest Ladies in Vancouver !

GJ has always been a very prolific contributor, in a very open, and respectful way to the Ladies He has seen .

The only Thing he didn't offer, was to hold your Hand ? LOL
Christ, I haven't even finished my morning Coffee...

I'm glad, I got that off my Chest, as I feel a lot better !
Serenity now ! LOL

A couple Yoga breaths, and I'll be good !

Have a great Day !

Cheers
 
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sybian

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See you all in a few weeks, I'll be in the company of my horses, a campfire ,and some coffee.
I'll not be missed by some...and I hope I will be missed, by a chosen few.
 

MissingOne

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I don't know about chosen, but I will look forward to what you have to say after a few weeks among beings less complicated than we.
 

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See you all in a few weeks, I'll be in the company of my horses, a campfire ,and some coffee.
I'll not be missed by some...and I hope I will be missed, by a chosen few.
have fun and stay safe :)
 

MissingOne

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masturbation extortion

I received another email extortion scam the other day. Some guy claiming to be in China, but with an email address in India, claimed to have video of me masturbating to porn in from of my computer. He wanted payment in some crypto-currency or other. If I didn't pay, he would post the video on the internet and send it to all my business contacts.

I read the email to my wife, we laughed, and I deleted it.

So folks, if you chance across a video online of an old guy trying coax an orgasm out of junior in an office, make of it what you will. It won't be me, though.
 

uncleg

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See you all in a few weeks, I'll be in the company of my horses, a campfire ,and some coffee.
I'll not be missed by some...and I hope I will be missed, by a chosen few.
Is it just me or should the horses be concerned....?
 

MissingOne

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Is it just me or should the horses be concerned....?
My guess is its just you. That is to say, you who should be concerned. But then, you have a ferocious guard-beast.
 

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JimDandy

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I received another email extortion scam the other day. Some guy claiming to be in China, but with an email address in India, claimed to have video of me masturbating to porn in from of my computer. He wanted payment in some crypto-currency or other. If I didn't pay, he would post the video on the internet and send it to all my business contacts.

I read the email to my wife, we laughed, and I deleted it.

So folks, if you chance across a video online of an old guy trying coax an orgasm out of junior in an office, make of it what you will. It won't be me, though.
My female cousin received the exact same email I believe. She does not watch porn she says and I believe her. So she is also ignoring the email. The English is so horrific that it is funny so I have decided to post it below. The individual has invented a new word I may start to use lol: chaturbating (perhaps it means masturbating while chatting on the phone?) And a new phrase "dash your doodle" that I like even better lol.

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Hi

Your device is affected by the damnific file .

Whats the trouble?

I deposited my software virus on a soft pornography Web-site, you hit that file and urgently set the malicious software to your notebook .

That malicious software made your selfie-camera shooting and I get the video with you chaturbating.

In next 4 hours that malicious software captured all your contacts.

t the moment, I possess all your contacts and videorecord with you dash your doodle, and in a case if you desire me to shut down all the contact information pay me 490 dollars in BTC digital currency.

Other way I would transport the videorecord to all your contact numbers .

I provide you mine Bitcoin wallet - 1K59yFsJMSwMkKWjk8kLmyP6a6Xmhqq4Tx You get 26 hours after getting this. In a case if I have this sum of money I am going to undo the videorecord for ever and aye.

Im sorry for many grammar- My native language is Chineeze .

P.S. this mail address, I have hijacked it.

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PS: I wish I knew someone with the smarts to hack and rob his Bitcoin wallet :)

JD
 

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Email scams:

I didn't really think people fell for them but figured somebody must or they wouldn't waste their time.

Turns out I was wrong. Not only was I wrong but I KNOW the young Lady that fell for one.

Email from the CRA saying they needed her bank and account number and PIN for her tax refund. After reassessment she had MORE coming to her.

So she did. Took the last $435 in her account. Gone!

Jaysus! I knew she wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer but that blew my mind. Didn't know whether to feel sad for her or laugh.

Went with Sad.
 
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