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Man Mountain

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Which SP is the fastest

Long time ago before HIV and other drug resistant STD's condoms were not necessarily used all universally so for some older guys they can be a distraction in the middle of an encounter.
To minimize this I was wondering (like the gunslingers of the old west) which SP is the fastest from ripping the package open to full insertion.
 

MissingOne

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Long time ago before HIV and other drug resistant STD's condoms were not necessarily used all universally so for some older guys they can be a distraction in the middle of an encounter.
To minimize this I was wondering (like the gunslingers of the old west) which SP is the fastest from ripping the package open to full insertion.
I keep forgetting to use a stopwatch when I'm with an SP.
 

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The beautiful Fraser Valley !
You mean yours own, or someone else's?
Getting myself some boobs could be expensive, so I just pay for an hour and have my three weekly boobs fill.
Biggest(nnd beautiful, and Natural ; Jewel
Firmest (big size): Emily Devine
Firmest ( a bit smaller): Katie Kandesent.

Biggest fake ones: Jasmine
Best fake ones: Tia Luxx.... (I could be biased, I think I just love her.)
Best Asian fake ones: Yuko
Random Boobies commentary...

Gabriella Grace !
Nicest natural Breasts, I've had the Pleasure, of caressing !

Sorry Raquel, You never returned my Calls ? LOL

And She's a Paid Advertiser .
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?250110-Sweet-Seduction-The-Gabriella-Experience

Cheers

P.S. To borrow a couple of quotes, from the lovely Miss Hunter, for those Jerk-Off lurkers ? LOL
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?242969-SP-s-who-are-moms/page4

"Daty was Yummy !", and "That Peach is Smooth !"

I couldn't have described it better Myself ?
 
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sybian

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I was actually baptized Catholic. But I wasn't allowed to attend church until I was an adult. By father considered it brainwashing. He told me to just read the bible on my own and interpret it myself.

I did a quick search on Catharism. I read they consider the god of the Old Testament to be Satan. Thats an interesting perspective. I'll be looking more into Catharism when I have more time.
I figure that when I meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates...... I'll just ask for the non-smoking section ,and hope for the best.
 

MissingOne

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Addison Cortez

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I have always wanted to be a procrastinator, I just never got around to it.

I am moving in....... 6 days and haven't started packing yet



Hey, Miss Hunter, I also have Catholicism in my background.. My dad was similar in his decisions also.... He paid for my private education but wanted to let me choose to be baptized (brainwashed :laugh:) or not.
 

sybian

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Perb's favourite cowboy is back. My morning coffee and perb-fest will be more interesting again.
Well at least some around here seem to get that I don't talk like most.....I'm still scratching my head trying to decipher what I said that promoted my holiday?
Although I did get a hell of a lot done around here.....
 

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Well at least some around here seem to get that I don't talk like most.....I'm still scratching my head trying to decipher what I said that promoted my holiday?
Although I did get a hell of a lot done around here.....
Not what you said....what you did....you got up in the morning, some days you're better off staying in bed.
 

JimDandy

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Well at least some around here seem to get that I don't talk like most.....I'm still scratching my head trying to decipher what I said that promoted my holiday?
Although I did get a hell of a lot done around here.....
Surely you jest? The MODs must have let you know what you did wrong? I have never been banned but I have been warned a few times and a reason was always given for the warning.

JD
 

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Surely you jest? The MODs must have let you know what you did wrong? I have never been banned but I have been warned a few times and a reason was always given for the warning.

JD
He was told exactly what he was banned for, it's just another sybian sympathy ploy.
 

sybian

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He was told exactly what he was banned for, it's just another sybian sympathy ploy.
Now that was funny.....I don't want anyone's sympathy.
I'm not allowed to criticize anything the Mods say....so I guess I'll just let that slide, although I do find that comment a little on the defensive side.
I just got back so I'm not spoiling for a fight....I think with all due respect , that what I was banned for saying ,may have been misinterpreted, but I've grown used to that by now.
I don't talk like people that dwell in urban areas....which is why I'm still scratching my head.
I accepted the ban in stride....I certainly hope the moderation was an easier task without me around.
By this Sunday I'll be in the mountains for two weeks working.....my ass will be sore after that, so I'll decide by then if I'll bother hanging around here...in my life, the outcome has no meaning or worth to me.
 

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You mean yours own, or someone else's?
Getting myself some boobs could be expensive, so I just pay for an hour and have my three weekly boobs fill.
Biggest(nnd beautiful, and Natural ; Jewel
Firmest (big size): Emily Devine
Firmest ( a bit smaller): Katie Kandesent.

Biggest fake ones: Jasmine
Best fake ones: Tia Luxx.... (I could be biased, I think I just love her.)
Best Asian fake ones: Yuko
Did you by any chance mean Yasmine instead of Jasmine as in Yasmine Love. I recall that you saw here and I cannot imagine anyone being larger than her.

JD
 

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The beautiful Fraser Valley !
Random Song, for an old Cowboy, heading up into the Hills ?
Sung by, in Don Cherry words, "A good Canadian Kid !"


Cheers

P.S. Don't forget your Hanky !


It's a bit, of a Tear Jerker ?
 

sybian

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Random Song, for an old Cowboy, heading up into the Hills ?
Sung by, in Don Cherry words, "A good Canadian Kid !"


Cheers

P.S. Don't forget your Hanky !


It's a bit, of a Tear Jerker ?
Thank you my good friend.....i hope your trail in life is good to you as well...
I seem to have something in my eye.
 
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